Funny Jokes:Children's Jokes

                 Kids Joke: Televison in Mathematics class
 Teacher:What are 2,8,9,11?
Chield:they are pogo cartoon network, Utv, colors.

                             Kids joke: Girl and her pray
A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: "Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!"
The priest inquired: "Why must you pray so, my child?"
Girl: "That's what I've written in my answer sheet in the examination!"

                 Kids Joke:Chield and his photographs
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead. "

                           Kids Joke:Teacher And Pupil
Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
Kids Joke: Teacher and Pappu
TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I". 
PAPPU : I is... 
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am." 
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
           
                  Kids Joke:Father And son
Son: "Daddy, why did you put your thumb impression on my progress report instead of your signature?"
Father: "I don't want your teacher to think that anyone with your marks could possibly have a father who can read or write."

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