Husband text sms to wife

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”


Wife: Shadi ke pehle to tum mujhe rof gift diya karte they,
ab kyun nahi dete?
Husband: Machhali pakdne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai!

A Husband & Wife Were
Arguing Over Some Issue.
After Much Of Discussion,
Wife Finally Said:
"Tell Me Dear ,
Do You Want To Win
OR
Do You Want To Be Happy . . ?
Argument Ended

An Angry Wife To
Her Husband 0n Phone:
"Where d Hell Are You ... ?"
Husband:
Darling You Remember That
Jewelery Shop Where You Saw
The Diamond Necklace n Totally
Fell In Love With It n I Didn't
Have Money That Time n I said
"Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:)
Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:
Yeah I Remember That My Love !
Husband:
I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop


Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
"Hi,wat ru doin?"
His honest reply,"MISSING U"




Husband VS Wife Jokes






husband wife joke on shopping Bill

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill

husband wife jokes on boring

Wife: Mein tumhari zindagi ki Kitaab hoon..
Husband: Yahi to afsos hai,
Calendar hoti to haar saal badal leta..

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai .

Husband: To pretty girl in Bazar:
I lost my wife here, can U talk to me for a while?
Girl:Why?
Man:because whenever I talk to any Girl, my Wife appears out of nowhere!;-)



Husband: Chalo tum se shadi kar ke mujhy ek fayda to zaror hua,
Wife: woh kya?
Husband: Mujhey mere gunaahon ki saza dunya me hi mil gaii


Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"


Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Husband: Why??
Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!

Husband insulting his wife joke

Husband apni wife se- tu meri zindagi hai. .
Wife- aur???
Wife chillate hue--aur??
Husband- aur lanat hai aisi zindagi pe..

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

husband cheeted by his wife joke

Husband apni Wife se (suhagraat ko):
Darling apna chand sa chehra to dikaho...
Chehra dekte hi husband bola:
Arey tumhare chehre par to kale dhabbe or gadde hai,
tumhare maa baap ne mujhe dhoka diya hai.
Wife: Darling nayi khojo se chand ka yahi roop samne aaya hai.

Husband Irritating wife joke

Husband (jalane k liye): "Kal
mere khawab me ek ladki aai thi
.Wah kya ladki the
.Wife: "Akeli aayi hogi.??
.Husband: "Tum ko kaise pata ??
.Wife: "Uska husband mere khwab
me aaya tha..

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