Politics Jokes : what is politics

Daughter: "Politician(father), I have to write a special report for school, but I don't know what Politics is."

Father: "Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom is the administrator of money, so we'll call her Government. We take care of your need, so let's call you The People. We'll call the lady servant the Working Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do you understand daughter?"

Daughter: "I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it."

That night awakened by his brother's crying, the girl went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the girl went to his parents' room and found his mom sound asleep. He went to the lady servant's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the lady servant. The daughter's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the lady servant, so the daughter returned to his room and went back to sleep.

The next morning he reported to his father.

daughter: "Dad, now I think I understand what Politics is."

Father: "Good girl! Can you explain it to me in your own words?"
Daughter: "Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of Shit."
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