cat and mouse joke

Mouse ws going with his kids.

CAT jumpd in front of dem..

Mouse shoutd - BHOW BHOW

Cat ran away !!!

Mouse -" tht's d advntge of learnin foreign language ;

Sant banta jokes:santa and the thieves

Santa ke Ghar Chor aaya. Santa ne dekha to chor Bhaaga.

Santa bhagte bhagte chor se bhi Aage nikal gaya.

Santa: Saala Ek to Chori............

Upar se Race... Ye to mai hi jeetunga.....

Fun joke:Young Girls and unmarried man

3 young Ladies proposed a MAN.

He had to choose one of them..

He tested by giving them Rs.5000 each 2 spend.
...
1st bought make up stuff & new dresses & said she wanted to look good for him.

2nd got him few expensive shirts

& ties and perfumes

& said she wanted him to look good.

3rd one invested the money,

Got profit

& returned him original amount,

saying that she saved the rest for their future.

Finally MAN decided To marry The lady who was

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Prettiest :D

Moral : Men never change ;-)


comedy conversation between breaked up girl and boy

Conversation Between Girl & Boy after Break-up"

Girl : Your New Girlfriend is Pretty (Girl Thinks in Mind....Is she Really Pretty than Me ???)

Boy : Ya She is...!! (Boy Thinks in mind....But you are still the most Beautiful Girl i know)

Girl : I Heard that she is Funny & Amazing (All the Stuff that i wasn't)

Boy : Sure She is....(But she is nothing compared to you)

Girl : Well I Hope...You both last...(We never did)

Boy : I Hope you do too....(What Happened to You & Me...???)

Girl : Well...I gotta go....(Before i start Cry)

Boy : Ya me too...(I Hope you don't Cry)

Girl : Bye....(I Still Love you & Miss you)

Funny Jokes: Jokes On Celebrity



Children jokes: Jokes on child Birth

Jub bacha paida hota hai to sare khandaan wale
use dekhne aatay hain.
Bachche ka baap kehta hai:"Mere bete ka chehra to
mere pe gaya hai."...
Chacha kehta hai:"is ke haath paon to bilkul
merepar gaye hain.
"Maa kehti hai:"iss ki naak mere pe gayi hai.
"Mamu kehta hai:"iss k kaan mere par gaye hain.
"Phir jub wohi bacha bada hokar
Ladkion ko Chedta hai to sare khandan wale kehte
hain:"Pata nahi Haramkhor kis pergayahai? ;)


Celebrity jokes: Aishwarya rai jokes


ऐश्वर्या के बेबी ने सूसू कर दिया
अभिषेक डायपर चेन्ज करने लगा

बेबी बोली :-
मुझ पे एक एहसान करना कि मुझ पे कोई एहसान न करना

Jokes in Hindi



Judge and prisoner jokes


Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car?
Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my Wife from her mother's home!
Judge: That's all, case dismissed....




Begger Jokes :Jokes On Begger


Ek Bikhari ko lottery lagi to usne Mandir banwaya.
.
2nd Bikhari: Tune Mandir kyo
banwaya?
.

Bikhari: Iske samne ab main akele hi bheek mangunga.

Girl and guy funny comedy conversation

Guy: I’m a doctor, what is your appendix doing tonight? I’d love to take it out.
Girl: Very funny. You should be on the television then I could turn you off.

Guy: I’m a magician. Would you like me to perform a spell for you?
Girl: OK, can you make yourself disappear?


Guy: I’m a photographer for a model agency: I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
Girl: Yea and I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.


Guy: I’m a postman, so you can rely on me to deliver a large package.
Girl: Sorry, I don’t date guys that only come once a day.


Guy: Are you free tomorrow night?
Girl: No, but I’m on special offer the day after.


Guy: What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Girl: Trying to avoid scum like you.


Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: What do you mean - I wasn’t even born for the first half of it.


Guy: Can I spend the evening with you?
Girl: No. I gave up baby-sitting years ago.


Guy: Cheer up darling, it may never happen.
Girl: What do you mean? It just has.


Guy: Do you know what would look good on you?
Girl: No?
Guy: Me.


Guy: Going so soon? Stay a little longer and let me get you a drink.
Girl: Just give me the cash, I’ll get one tomorrow.

Blonde jokes when the heart broken

A terribly overweight blonde goes to see her doctor for some help with dieting.
“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2
weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds.” Says the doc.
When the blonde returns she shocks the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds!
“That's amazing!” says the doc. “Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nods, “I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to die on the third day.”
“What from hunger?” asks the doc.
“No.” says the Blonde. “From all that bloody skipping!”


Boy :- can i have a bite of ur dairy milk?
Girl:- Kya main aapko jaanti hoon?
Boy:-Jaldi se de de behen samosa khake aya hoon mirchi lag rahi hai.... drame baad mein kar lena


An Optimistic answer By Broken HeartBoy.
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YOU broke my heart into many pieces.
Thanx now I can give them to many girls.

cool jokes for sms

‎Sher sherni ko kiss krne lga.
Sherni use rok k idhr udhr dekne lgi.
Sher: Kya hua.
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.
Sherni- Dek rahi hu
aas pass Discovry
wale to nai h.
sala mms bana dete

संता: यार बंता सरकारी और पब्लिक स्कूल के बच्चों में क्या अंतर होता है?
बंता: देख जब पब्लिक स्कूल के बच्चे चिड़ियाघर में बंदर को देखते हैं तो बोलते हैं : ऑह, देखो बंदर सो रहा है इसे तंग मत करो…
लेकिन सरकारी स्कूल के बच्चे : ओए तेरी की देख तेरा बाप सो रहा है, पत्थर मार साले को.


Husband & Wife apne room mai khamosh :
Biwi ki soch:
1- Q ye mujh se bat nhi kar raha ?
2- Kya ye dusri shadi k baray me soch raha hain ?
3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta ha ?
4- Kya is ne mere chehre pe wrinkles... dekhe han ?
5- Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun !

HUSBAND KI SOCH:
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Yar saala Petrol Kina Mehanga Ho Gaya
hai ?

mobile sms jokes

Sardar Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla

Srdar:Isme to Kida Nikla h

Amrudwala:Ye Kismat ki Baat h Kya Pta Agli Bar Motorcycle Nikal Jae

Sardar: 2 kilo or de do



संता: बेटा भगवान और डॉक्टर को कभी नाराज नहीं करना चाहिए?
बेटा: क्यूं?
संता: देखो बेटा अगर भगवान नाराज तो आप डॉक्टर के पास और अगर डॉक्टर नाराज तो आप भगवान के पाs


Santa received an sms joke, End mein likha tha:

"Jin ko samajh main nahi aaye wo POGO daikhain"

Santa replied after 3 days.
"Yar 3 din se POGO daikh raha hun samajh main to abhi bhi nahi aaya?

 

Attitude of Girls:

When a Boy Sends Dirty SMS
She Laughs For 10 Minutes,
Forward That to Her Friends and
Then Replies the Boy.

“I Don't Like That Kind of SMS .. OK LOLZ

Hahahahahahahaha ;)

Boy vs Girl Jokes

Boy : Tumhara naam kya
hai? . .
Girl : kyun btau? Mein
tumhai
janti bhi nahi!!
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Boy : Na batao mein konsa
tume apni BMW mein
betha raha hun! .
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Girl : PINKY, B.com2nd yr
wo samne
wali gali me
right hand pe 4th number
pe mera
ghr hai 32/b,
Ghar mein ek chota bhai n
mummy
papa hain,
Tution timing 6 to 8.
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. Boy :- Ok Jis Din Main
BMW kharid
lunga na usss
din jarur baithaunga thik
hai... :D

Funny jokes

  • RajniKanth Joke
    Rajinikanth got selected in Roadies...
Next day during vote-out,

RAJINIKANTH: I'm sorry Raghu, apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hota hai... :D

Neil Armstong landed on moon & found 2 men R already there.
He asked, 'Who R you?'
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.They replied, 'Camera man Santosh ke saath Deepak Chaurasia Aaj Tak.':


  • Obama And poiticians joke
    1 Bar Obama, Manmohan, Sonia aur Aishwrya Train Me the.

Tbhi 1 underpass Aya Or Kissing aur thapad K awaj Ayi.

Jb train bahar Ayi to Obama ka Gaal Laal tha,

sb k sb chup..

Sonia soch rhi thi K Americns Pagal hote h , Obama Ne Aish ko
Kiss Kiya Hoga, Or thapad khaya Hoga.

Aish soch rhi thi K Obama ne Muje Kiss Krne k Liye glti se Sonia Ko Kiss Kiya hoga aur jhapad
Khaya.

Obama soch rha tha K
Manmohan ne Aish ko kiss kiya Lekin aish ne Muje Smja aur muje Jhapad Mara..
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Manmohan soch rha tha 1 bar fir gufa Aye aur Mai kiss ki awaj Nikal kr fir Obama ko
Jhapad Maru.

Abhi isne INDIA ka politics dekha kahan Hai :P :D


  • Type of girls
    There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format :p :p

Husband wife jokes:

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...??
U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.



Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi







Mareez: Dostor sahab mai aisa kya karon k meri umar lambi ho jaye
Doctor: Shadi kar lo....
Mareez: Shadi karne se meri umar lambi ho jayegi
Doctor: Nahi , lambi umar ka shouq khatam ho jayega






Girl and Boy Jokes

  • Ek ladka or ladki date par gaye....
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Wahan ladke ko chot lag gai,or
khoon behne laga....

Ladke ne lardi ko dekha
k shayad wo apna duppata phad k
bandhe gi....

Ladki ne ladki ko dekha or kaha:
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"Oye hero! Sochiyo bhi mat 1500 rs. Ka suit h mera....."

  • Jab "LARKI" Facebook pe tumse baat na kare to usse kaise baat karoge"?
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socho yaar???
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Are yaar bohat simple hai
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Uske WALL pe likh do..
Mere inbox me "I Luv U" kyu bheja ?

  •  girl - Do u know Avogadro's number? .
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. boy-Avogadr was boy or girl? .
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. girl-a boy . . 
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Boy-sorry babesi dont deal with boys mobile numbers:D

Rajnikanth Jokes


  • Baba ramdev And Rajnikanth Jokes

    Baba Ramdev:"Swiss Bank se Black Money INDIA le aao.
    .Rajnikanth: "Khabardar, Koi Mere GULLAK ko hath nahi lagayega..

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