Blonde jokes when the heart broken

A terribly overweight blonde goes to see her doctor for some help with dieting.
“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2
weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds.” Says the doc.
When the blonde returns she shocks the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds!
“That's amazing!” says the doc. “Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nods, “I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to die on the third day.”
“What from hunger?” asks the doc.
“No.” says the Blonde. “From all that bloody skipping!”


Boy :- can i have a bite of ur dairy milk?
Girl:- Kya main aapko jaanti hoon?
Boy:-Jaldi se de de behen samosa khake aya hoon mirchi lag rahi hai.... drame baad mein kar lena


An Optimistic answer By Broken HeartBoy.
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YOU broke my heart into many pieces.
Thanx now I can give them to many girls.

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