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  • RajniKanth Joke
    Rajinikanth got selected in Roadies...
Next day during vote-out,

RAJINIKANTH: I'm sorry Raghu, apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hota hai... :D

Neil Armstong landed on moon & found 2 men R already there.
He asked, 'Who R you?'
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.They replied, 'Camera man Santosh ke saath Deepak Chaurasia Aaj Tak.':


  • Obama And poiticians joke
    1 Bar Obama, Manmohan, Sonia aur Aishwrya Train Me the.

Tbhi 1 underpass Aya Or Kissing aur thapad K awaj Ayi.

Jb train bahar Ayi to Obama ka Gaal Laal tha,

sb k sb chup..

Sonia soch rhi thi K Americns Pagal hote h , Obama Ne Aish ko
Kiss Kiya Hoga, Or thapad khaya Hoga.

Aish soch rhi thi K Obama ne Muje Kiss Krne k Liye glti se Sonia Ko Kiss Kiya hoga aur jhapad
Khaya.

Obama soch rha tha K
Manmohan ne Aish ko kiss kiya Lekin aish ne Muje Smja aur muje Jhapad Mara..
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Manmohan soch rha tha 1 bar fir gufa Aye aur Mai kiss ki awaj Nikal kr fir Obama ko
Jhapad Maru.

Abhi isne INDIA ka politics dekha kahan Hai :P :D


  • Type of girls
    There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format :p :p

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