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Sardar Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla

Srdar:Isme to Kida Nikla h

Amrudwala:Ye Kismat ki Baat h Kya Pta Agli Bar Motorcycle Nikal Jae

Sardar: 2 kilo or de do



संता: बेटा भगवान और डॉक्टर को कभी नाराज नहीं करना चाहिए?
बेटा: क्यूं?
संता: देखो बेटा अगर भगवान नाराज तो आप डॉक्टर के पास और अगर डॉक्टर नाराज तो आप भगवान के पाs


Santa received an sms joke, End mein likha tha:

"Jin ko samajh main nahi aaye wo POGO daikhain"

Santa replied after 3 days.
"Yar 3 din se POGO daikh raha hun samajh main to abhi bhi nahi aaya?

 

Attitude of Girls:

When a Boy Sends Dirty SMS
She Laughs For 10 Minutes,
Forward That to Her Friends and
Then Replies the Boy.

“I Don't Like That Kind of SMS .. OK LOLZ

Hahahahahahahaha ;)

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