hindi funny poetry of medical

it is a funny poetry in Hindi. which is related to medical . a complete fun clean poetry in Hindi related to medical. this poetry can be considered as a medical jokes medical fun.


चलो आओ अब इस मौसम का भी सुरूर चखें..
तमाम दवाएं बच्चों की पहुँच से दूर रक्खें...

तुमसे मिलने कि अब और क्या जुस्तजू करें...
तबियत ज्यादा खराब हो तो डॉक्टर से गुफ्तगू करें..

हमारी चाहत का आप कुछ तो ज़रा ख़याल करें..
सिरप को अच्छे से हिला करके इस्तेमाल करें..
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दिल मेरा टूट टूट गया उठी जब उसकी डोली...
सुबह दोपहर शाम बस एके एके गोली...
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दिल मेरा अब इश्क करने पे रजामंद रहेगा....
कृपया नोट करें संडे को क्लिनिक बंद रहेगा....

Raju srivastav comedy vedios 1

Raju Srivastav comedy video Beti KI Vidaii

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Raju srivastav is  one of the best comedians of India .comedy video Beti ki Vidaii is among the one of best comedy video of raju srivastav

In this vedio Raju srivastav described about the separation of a girl from home after marrige in a funny comic and humorous way.

Biological father joke

               Biological father joke

THis joke is the based on idea that a man made many babies to other woman then problem is how her daughter can marry to a boy , but daughter is also not his biological child. this is a funny humorous adult joke.



A gal desperately wanted to get married but when she introduced hr partner to hr parents, her father would just say dont marry hm. Y? the gal askd, he is ur half brother hr dad replied.... The same story happend 3 times. The gal then angrily went to hr mom nd said 'where were u all the timem when dad was busy making babies' her mom said dont worry u can marry any of your Boy friends.... He is not your biological father

hiv aids and condom jokes

                  Hiv Ads and condom jokes

 

 This joke is about the hiv ads . and how to avoid it using condom.  joke is based on idea that girl dos'nt know that ads is non curable disease.


Girl - Babe,did we use CONDOM last night...?
Boy - No,we did not...
Girl - Ok,are you HIV +...?
Boy - No,I am not...
Girl - Eish...thanx...

Boy - Why eish...?
Girl - Because I do not want to get that shit again...
Boy - damn...*thinking hard*...

scientist joke

Scientist joke on digging


situation is scientist from different countries are digging and getting something they makes humourous funny and joking conclusion .

read joke:

Russian scientists dug 1000 mtr deep and found a copper wire.
They concluded:
“1000 yrs back our ancestors were using copper cable technology”..
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American scientists dug 2000 mtr deep and found optic fibre.

They concluded:
“2000 yrs back our ancestors were using optic fibre technolgy”..
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Indian scientist dug and found nothing. They concluded our ancestors were using Wireless Technology.!

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Jokes on zip opened

      Situational joke of open ZIP


This is based on situation when person forgets to close his zip. or unzip his chain and shame he has to face.

this joke is full of comedy humor and situation fun



a lady sitting alone at a bar sees a man leave the bathroom with his zip down...she silently tells him, "dude, ur garage door is open"
while pulling his zip up he asks with a grin on his face, "did u see my hummer in there?"
"nah", she replys, "i just saw a mini cooper with two flat tires"

GirlFriend and his foolish Boyfriend joke

foolish Boyfriend at dinner with girlfriend

 

This is girfriend vs boyfriend jokes best on basically idea of foolish when he was meating with girls parents.


A girl invited her boyfriend (Vusi) over for dinner @ her home, so that he could meet her parents. While they were eating, it started raining heavily outside. The girl's mother said: "Vusi, I think you should sleep over here because this rain shows no sign of stopping anytime soon. After eating the mother went to the bathroom, the father went to sleep and the girl went to the kitchen, when they returned he was no longer there. As they were busy wondering where he was, he came back soaking wet. Mother: "Where were you and why are you so wet?" Vusi: "I went home to fetch my pyjamas.

chinese product jokes

This joke is based on the idea basically that Chinese products are not long lasting...


My friend HUBBLY SMOKER had a CHINIES gf,and they had a child but after 3 months their child past away...

So on funeral day HUBBL's mother was crying,and buzy saying "I KNEW,I KNEW,I KNEW"...so one of her friend ask her that "What she Knew?..."...so she said..."I KNEW THAT CHINIES THINGS DOES NOT LAST".


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