A woman sends her clothing out to the laundry one a week. When they come back she notices there are still stains on her knickers.
So next week she encloses a note to the laundry that says, "Please use more soap on knickers." This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry. Finally, fed up with the notes the laundry replies, "Please. Use more paper on arse!" Previous JokeNext Joke
A Huge Guy goes to try out for his University Rugby Team.
coach:Can You Tackle?
Guy:"Sure,Watch this,"the freshman replies,as he ran smack intoa telephone pole,
shattering it to splinter.
Coach:wow! im'm impressed. Can you run?
Guy:"Of course," says the freshman, as speeds off like a bolt of lightning and completes a
hundred yard dash in 10 seconds.
Coach:"That's great,“ says the coach with enthusiasm,” but can you pass a rugby ball?”Rolling his eyes and hesitating for a moment,
Guy: "Hey, if I can swallow
it, I can pass it!"