Pregnant Lady

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin,so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move,the man burst out laughing,she complain to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)what he had to say for himself. The man replied,'well your honor,it was like this. When the lady got on the bus,i couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said,'The Double Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,'Logan's Liniment will reduce the Swelling',and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,'Williams Big Stick Did the Trick',and I could hardly contain myself. But your honor,when she move the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,'Goodyear Rubber could have prevent this Accident!'i just lost it. CASE WAS DISMISSED!!!!
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article to learn english

A boy considers him self very smart. He wrote article for those who does not know english.
but you know in which language he wrote this article???
It was ............english

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Three pasters

3 pastors met and were discussing, their weaknesses to each other: 1st my problem is stealing. I just cant stop stealing from the church's money and if any church members found out, it would b disastrous. The 2nd pastor said his own problem is adultery, I've slept with almost every woman in the church married & unmarried, church members must never find out. The 3rd pastor said,my problem is I just can't keep a secret no matter how I try....
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