Funny Liners : hilarious quotes

"One liner quotes some times says a deep meaning thing in a line some time . here we have represented a collection of hilarious o liners comments and quotes which will surely make you laugh and fun"

Very funny Quote:
There is no stupid questions just stupid peoples.

Hilarious liner:
Every one is entitled to their own opinion.It's just that yours is stupid.

funny Liner:
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he think.

Awesome Liner:
People says Microsoft paid 14 million dollars for using the Rolling Stones song "Start me up" in their commercials. This is wrong. Microsoft paid 14 million dollars only for a part of the song. For instance, they didn't use the line "You'll make a grown man cry

Good comment Liner:
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and [Unix] BSD. We don't believe this to be a coincidence

Hilarious Jokes: Question answer jokes

Q. What have a Rubix cube and a penis got in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q. What's the difference between your pay cheque and your dick?
A. Your wife will always blow your pay cheque!

Q. What four words can be used to deflate a man's ego?
A. "Is it in yet?"

Q: What do you call two Spaniards playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan

Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The position of the dirt bag.

Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: All things worth having are expensive.

Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
A: Doughnuts.

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour

Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.

Q: What's the difference between a man and a lawnmower?
A: Lawnmowers don't bitch after they cut the grass.

Q: What would get your man to put down the toilet seat?
A: A sex-change operation.

Q: What do men think the only difference is between Father's Day and those other 364
days?
A: The card.

Q: Why did God create man?
A: She didn't. Her husband did.

Q: What happens when a man opens his zipper?
A: His brains fall out.

Q: Why do women fake orgasm?
A: Because men fake foreplay!

Q: What do you have when you've got 2 little balls in your hand?
A: A man's undivided attention

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