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  • RajniKanth Joke
    Rajinikanth got selected in Roadies...
Next day during vote-out,

RAJINIKANTH: I'm sorry Raghu, apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hota hai... :D

Neil Armstong landed on moon & found 2 men R already there.
He asked, 'Who R you?'
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.They replied, 'Camera man Santosh ke saath Deepak Chaurasia Aaj Tak.':


  • Obama And poiticians joke
    1 Bar Obama, Manmohan, Sonia aur Aishwrya Train Me the.

Tbhi 1 underpass Aya Or Kissing aur thapad K awaj Ayi.

Jb train bahar Ayi to Obama ka Gaal Laal tha,

sb k sb chup..

Sonia soch rhi thi K Americns Pagal hote h , Obama Ne Aish ko
Kiss Kiya Hoga, Or thapad khaya Hoga.

Aish soch rhi thi K Obama ne Muje Kiss Krne k Liye glti se Sonia Ko Kiss Kiya hoga aur jhapad
Khaya.

Obama soch rha tha K
Manmohan ne Aish ko kiss kiya Lekin aish ne Muje Smja aur muje Jhapad Mara..
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Manmohan soch rha tha 1 bar fir gufa Aye aur Mai kiss ki awaj Nikal kr fir Obama ko
Jhapad Maru.

Abhi isne INDIA ka politics dekha kahan Hai :P :D


  • Type of girls
    There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format :p :p

Husband wife jokes:

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...??
U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.



Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi







Mareez: Dostor sahab mai aisa kya karon k meri umar lambi ho jaye
Doctor: Shadi kar lo....
Mareez: Shadi karne se meri umar lambi ho jayegi
Doctor: Nahi , lambi umar ka shouq khatam ho jayega






Girl and Boy Jokes

  • Ek ladka or ladki date par gaye....
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Wahan ladke ko chot lag gai,or
khoon behne laga....

Ladke ne lardi ko dekha
k shayad wo apna duppata phad k
bandhe gi....

Ladki ne ladki ko dekha or kaha:
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"Oye hero! Sochiyo bhi mat 1500 rs. Ka suit h mera....."

  • Jab "LARKI" Facebook pe tumse baat na kare to usse kaise baat karoge"?
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socho yaar???
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Are yaar bohat simple hai
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Uske WALL pe likh do..
Mere inbox me "I Luv U" kyu bheja ?

  •  girl - Do u know Avogadro's number? .
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. boy-Avogadr was boy or girl? .
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. girl-a boy . . 
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Boy-sorry babesi dont deal with boys mobile numbers:D

Rajnikanth Jokes


  • Baba ramdev And Rajnikanth Jokes

    Baba Ramdev:"Swiss Bank se Black Money INDIA le aao.
    .Rajnikanth: "Khabardar, Koi Mere GULLAK ko hath nahi lagayega..

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