Girl and guy funny comedy conversation

Guy: I’m a doctor, what is your appendix doing tonight? I’d love to take it out.
Girl: Very funny. You should be on the television then I could turn you off.

Guy: I’m a magician. Would you like me to perform a spell for you?
Girl: OK, can you make yourself disappear?

Guy: I’m a photographer for a model agency: I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
Girl: Yea and I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

Guy: I’m a postman, so you can rely on me to deliver a large package.
Girl: Sorry, I don’t date guys that only come once a day.

Guy: Are you free tomorrow night?
Girl: No, but I’m on special offer the day after.

Guy: What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Girl: Trying to avoid scum like you.

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: What do you mean - I wasn’t even born for the first half of it.

Guy: Can I spend the evening with you?
Girl: No. I gave up baby-sitting years ago.

Guy: Cheer up darling, it may never happen.
Girl: What do you mean? It just has.

Guy: Do you know what would look good on you?
Girl: No?
Guy: Me.

Guy: Going so soon? Stay a little longer and let me get you a drink.
Girl: Just give me the cash, I’ll get one tomorrow.

Blonde jokes when the heart broken

A terribly overweight blonde goes to see her doctor for some help with dieting.
“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2
weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds.” Says the doc.
When the blonde returns she shocks the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds!
“That's amazing!” says the doc. “Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nods, “I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to die on the third day.”
“What from hunger?” asks the doc.
“No.” says the Blonde. “From all that bloody skipping!”

Boy :- can i have a bite of ur dairy milk?
Girl:- Kya main aapko jaanti hoon?
Boy:-Jaldi se de de behen samosa khake aya hoon mirchi lag rahi hai.... drame baad mein kar lena

An Optimistic answer By Broken HeartBoy.
YOU broke my heart into many pieces.
Thanx now I can give them to many girls.

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