Decent new yearsms messages 2014

Decennt happy new year wishing sms


    Every time year comes and comes another year fast,

    but this year my wishes specially for you and your

    family for best health & new opportunity.

    Again wish you very Happy New Year.


decent happy new year wishing messages

    I knocked at the heavens door today.

    GOD asked why I was there.

    I replied: Please love, protect & bless

    the one reading this SMS.

    GOD smiled & said: I already did!

    Wishing you & your family

    a Happy & Prosperous New Year!!

    Wishing you all blessings of life!

decent happy new year messages in hindi
Naya Savera Nayi Kiran Ke Sath

Naya Din Ek Pyari Si Muskaan Ke Sath

Aapko Naya Saal Mubarak Ho Dher Sari Duaon Ke Sath

Happy New Year 2013




decent happy new year message for girlfriend

    Look with positive intention

    Speak with inner conviction

    listen with intense

    Attention ,

    And you’ll move in the

    Right Direction.

    Happy New Year


cool happy new year wishing message in hindi

Tazi hawa me phoolo ki mahek ho,

pahli kiran me chidyon ki chahek ho,

jab v kholo aap apni palke un palko me

bas khushiyon ki jhalak ho.

Happy new year 2014
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Funny New Year Messages 2014

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Happy New Year

Funny New year Sms Quote for 2014

"I envy the mosquitoes since they can spend the midnight hour with you and kiss you as the clock strikes New Year."

Happy New Year


Funny Statements on new year 2014

This New Year, may you handle yourself with your brains, but comfort others with your heart.

Happy New Year


This New Year, may you be Saved by many friends who Enter your life to Delete all your Errors."

Happy New Year

Funny new year sms in hindi

Har saal aata hai,

Har saal jata hai,

Iss saal aapko wo sab mile,

Jo aapka

 .+""+.+""+.
+   DIL    +
 "+.    .+"
    "+" Chahta hai

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Happy New Year

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Funny designes for new year wishes sms


\""\      /""/
  \  \/\/  /
   \__/\_/ISH YOU
& Ur Family
  *._VERY-VERY_.*

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        *

Happy New Year

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Funny new year resolutions sms in hindi

Soch raha hu ki daru chhod du…

Par

?

Kiske pass chhodu..
Sabhi dost to kamine hai mere..
New year ke pehle hi pee jayenge

Happy New Year



Funny sayings on new year by famous personalities


Brooks Atkinson
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.

Bill Vaughan
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

P. J. O'Rourke
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

Happy New Year


Jay Leno
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution.

James Agate
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

Funny prank new year sms in hindi

Menu Maaf Karin Ek Buri Khabar Hai

Menu Bhul Jaana Plz..

Main Kujh Dina Baad Tuhanu Hamesha Waste Chor ke Ja Riha Haan

Tuhada Apna Year 2013

But Par Tuhanu ik Nava Dost DEKE ja Riha Haan.

Happy New Year

 

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Must read Funny Hindi Poem

महामूर्ख दरबार में, लगा अनोखा केस फसा हुआ है मामला,
अक्ल बङी या भैंस
अक्ल बङी या भैंस,
दलीलें बहुत सी आयीं महामूर्ख दरबार की अब, देखो सुनवाई

●मंगल भवन अमंगल हारी- भैंस सदा ही अकल पे भारी

●भैंस मेरी जब चर आये चारा- पाँच सेर हम दूध निकारा

●कोई अकल ना यह कर पावे-चारा खा कर दूध बनावे

●अक्ल घास जब चरने जाये- हार जाय नर अति दुख पाये

●भैंस का चारा लालू खायो- निज घरवारि सी.एम. बनवायो

●तुमहू भैंस का चारा खाओ- बीवी को सी.एम. बनवाओ

●मोटी अकल मन्दमति होई- मोटी भैंस दूध अति होई

●अकल इश्क़ कर कर के रोये- भैंस का कोई बाँयफ्रेन्ड ना होये

●अकल तो ले मोबाइल घूमे- एस.एम.एस. पा पा के झूमे

●भैंस मेरी डायरेक्ट पुकारे- कबहूँ मिस्ड काल ना मारे

●भैंस कभी सिगरेट ना पीती- भैंस बिना दारू के जीती

●भैंस कभी ना पान चबाये - ना ही इसको ड्रग्स सुहाये

●शक्तिशालिनी शाकाहारी- भैंस हमारी कितनी प्यारी

●अकलमन्द को कोई ना जाने- भैंस को सारा जग पहचाने

●जाकी अकल मे गोबरहोये- सो इन्सान पटक सर रोये

●मंगल भवन अमंगल हारी- भैंस का गोबर अकल पे भारी

●भैंस मरे तो बनते जूते- अकल मरे तो पङते जूते.... !!

Motivational short stories in hindi

Mother and child inspiring story in hindi

" A child told the mother: “Mum you are very beautiful today.”
Replied the mother : “Why?”
The child said : “ Because you did not get angry today .”
Moral of the story:
1. It is easy to possess beauty:- do not get angry.
2. Anger is temporary madness.

GOOD DEEDS  Inspirational Story of Success

A man attended an interview for a job.
Along the corridor, he picked up a piece and threw it into a dustbin.
The interviewer passed by and saw it.
This man got the job.
Moral of the story:
Live with good habits, and you will be recognised.

Short Inspirational Story Hardworking Guy

A small boy worked as an apprentice in a bicycle shop.
A man sent a bicycle for repair.
After repairing the bicycle, this boy cleaned up the bicycle and it looked like a new one.
Other apprentices laughed at him for doing redundant work.
The second day after the owner claimed the bicycle back, this boy was pinched and offered a job.
Moral of the story :
1.Go the extra mile to be successful.
2. Doing more gains more & Doing less loses more.

The owner of a farm asked his child to work everyday at the farm.
His friend said to him : “ You do not have to make your son work so hard. The crops would grow just as good.”
Owner of the farm replied: “ I am not cultivating my crops, but my child.”
Moral of the story:
1. A simple way to groom a child is to let him experience some hardships.
2. If not cut, jade would not turn into useful ware.

A shop is always brightly lit up.
Someone asked : “What brand of bulb are you using ? It is so lasting.”
The shop owner replied : “Our bulbs blew out frequently. We replaced them once a bulb blew out.”
Moral of the story:
1. It is simple to maintain brightness , change the bulbs regularly.
2. To brightening up everyday life : Endeavour to abandon unwholesome states of mind and make an effort to encourage wholesome states to grow"

Inspirational hindi story to think wisdomely

Inspirational story in Hindi to keep patience


एक प्यारे से couple को करीब 10 साल बाद एक बच्ची हुई, वो सभी आपस में खुश थे, एक दूसरे से बहुत प्यार करते थे. और बच्ची तो उनकी दुलारी थी.

एक सुबह, जब बच्ची करीब कुछ दो सालो की थी, तो पति ने टेबल पर एक बोतल देखि जिसका ढ़क्कन खुला हुआ था. वो काम के लिए late हो रहा था. इसलिए उसने पत्नी को बोतल का ढ़क्कन लगाने और उसे अलमारी में रखने के लिए कह कर चला गया.

पत्नी जो की kitchen में अपने काम में busy थी. वो भूल ही गयी. उसका ध्यान नहीं गया.

छोटी लड़की ने उस बोतल को देखा और खेल खेल में उसके पास जाकर उसे उठा लिया. उसके रंगीन रंग को देख कर खुश होते हुए उससे खेलने लगी. और उसे पूरा पी गयी…

वो बोतल एक दवा की थी, जो adults के लिए वो भी कम dosages के लिए थी. उस दवा से बच्ची की हालत बहुत ख़राब हो गयी. दवा जहर की तरह असर कर रही थी. क्योंकि उसका छोटा सा शरीर सह नहीं पा रहा था..

जब उसकी माँ ने यह देखा तो वो तुरंत उसे अस्पताल ले गयी, जहाँ उसकी मृत्यु हो गयी..

उसकी माँ बहुत ही डर गयी, और सदमे में आ गयी. वो अपने पति का सामना कैसे करेगी..

खबर पाते ही, पति जब आये और अपनी बच्ची को इस हालत में देखा तो वो सह नहीं पाए, उन्हें दर्द हुआ. उन्होंने अपनी पत्नी की तरफ नजर उठा के देखा, वो सहमी हुई थी, और कहा, “ मैं तुम्हे बहुत ही ज्यादा चाहता हूँ.” और पत्नी को गले लगाकर उसे सहारा दिया, अपने बच्चे को खोने के गम में वो बिलख पड़ी…

पति के ऐसे reaction की उम्मीद नहीं थी, पर उसके मन में बस एक बात आई. अगर वो खुद ही बोतल बंद कर देता तो, और अपनी पत्नी, जिसने अभी अभी अपनी मासूम सी बच्ची खोयी है, उसे दिलासे की जरुरत है, आरोप-प्रत्यारोप से कुछ नहीं होने वाला था…

उसने वो किया जो समय और स्तिथि के अनुरूप था.

Message of  the  story  in hindi

कई बार हमारे जीवन में भी ऐसे पल आ जाते है, जब हम आसानी से किसी पर अपना काम थोप देते है, जबकि हम स्वयं ही उन्हें करने के काबिल हैं. हम दूसरो पर असफ़लता का ठीकरा भी फोड़ देते है

New Year Sms


 


"As the year 2013 is about to end and needed to say goodbye to 2013 and to welcome 2014.We can say this via New year sms ,New Year Quotes,new Year wishes and we can share all this via sms or  social networking sites like facebook, twitter its a great way to share our pleasure". 


 New year wishing sms

I don't want to limit your happiness just for next year but to all the years that you experience in your lifetime and in your reincarnations!
Have a fun-filled, smashing, rocking and happening New Years!

Naya saal khole aap ki kissmat ka tala
Naya saal aaye banke ujala
Hamesha aap per rahe meherban upar wala
Happy new year.

  New Year Messages

I met love, health, peace and joy and Prosperity
They needed a permanent place to stay.
I gave them your address hope they arrived safely.
wishing you a great Happy New Year
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Duaon ki soghat liye
Dil ki gehrai se
Chand ki roshni se
Pholon k kaghaz per
Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz
HAPPY NEW YEAR

New Year Wishes sms

Old Year Sab se ho raha hai Door
Kya karein yahi hai Kudrat ka Dastoor
Purani Yaadein soch kar Udaas na ho Tum Naya Saal aaya hai chalo..
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!...
Happy new year

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2013 Might Have Been Torturous,
But 2014 Is Different.
Take The Challenges And Convert Them To Motivation.
Do Not Let The Past Year’s Challenges
Affect Your New Year.
Good Bye 2013,
Have A Victorious 2014.

New Year 2014 wishes

Another Day, Another Month, Another Year.
Another Smile, Another Tear, Another Winter,
A Summer Too, But
There Will Never Be Another You!
May Lovely, Happy Times
Decorate This Time Of The Season.
May Warm, Special Memories Brighten Your New Year.
This is my message to happy new year


Little keys open big locks
Simple words reflect great thoughts
Your smile can cure heart blocks
So keep on smiling it rocks.
Happy New Year 2014

New year decent wishing quotes

May god make the End of last year to behave like end of all your problems And start of NEW year behave like start of prosperous life.


Happy new year wishes for sharing happiness 2014

Bhul Jao Bite Hue Kal Ko,
DiL Me Bsalo Aane Wale Kal Ko,
Muskurao Chahe Jo Bi Ho Pal,
Khushiya Lekr Ayega Aane Wala Kal,
Happy New year 2014.

New wishes for girlfriend in hindi

Is new year mai,
Lumha Bher ki jo rafakat mil jae muj ko,
Mai apne Subah sham tere naam ker dun,
Ager tu mil jae Buz-me-History mai,
Mai apni zindgi ki haseen shaam tere naam ker dun.
Happy New Year 2013

Hindi new year wishing shayari

Kabhi hasati hai to kabhi rulati hai
ye zindgi bhi na jaane kitne rang dekhati hai
haste hai to bhi ankhon mein nami aa jaati hai
na jaane ye kaisi yaadein hai jo dil mein bas jaati hai
dua karte hai is naye saal k avsar per
mere doston k labon per sada muskaan rahe
kyoki unki her muskurahat hamin khushi de jaati hai.
Happy New Year in Advance.!

Advance happy new year wishing sms quotes

Naya Saal aaye banke Ujala
Khul jaye Aap ki Kissmat ka Tala
Hamesha Aap per rahe Meherban Upar wala
Yahi Dua karta hai apka yeh chahne wala…

Boyfriendgirlfriend new year wishing quotes in hindi

Socha kisi apne se baat karein,
apne kisi khaas ko yaad karein,
kiya jo faislaa naye saal ki shubhkamnayein dene ka,
dil ne kaha kyon na shuruwaat aapse karein

happy new year quotes for relatives in hindi

Khuda kere ke naya saal apko rass a jaye,
Jise ap chahte ho wo apke pass a jaye
Aap sara saal kanware na rahein,
Apka rishta le ker apki saas a jaye ….
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Funny new year messages

Agarchay hum ne bohat karb main guzari hai 
azeez hum ko bohat zindagi hamari hai
Ye basti sari ki sari janoon se ari hai
keh ek shukhs yahan lashkar par bhari hai
Guzarnay wala hai kya hadsa Khuda janay
Ye aaj dair se jo hum ko beqarari hai
Hai mukhtalif zara mamool ki udasi se
Ye hum pe ranj ki kaifiyat jo tari hai
Nadeem ab tou koi rasta mufar ka nahin
Kabool hum ko har ek shart ab tumhari ha

Decent new year sms new year sms in hindi 

Naya Saal Mubarak
Kya Bharosa ,Mobile Ka
Battery ka ,Charger Ka
Network Ka ,Balance Ka
Life ka Time Ka
Is Liye Meri Taraf Se
Advance Main
Naya Saal 2014 Mubarak ho

english new year year sms wishes

A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I”ve played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.

new year prank sms

Naye Saal Ka Aghaaz
Mei Aise Sher Mei Apni Zindagi Basar
Kar Raha Hoo FARAZ . . .
Jehan HARTAAL Se Hota Hai
Naye Saal Ka Aghaaz

happy new year sms for wishing girls

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New year messages to boss

Inspirational new year sms

 

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UNKNOWN CALL-
HE:"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE:"Yes! Who r u?"
HE:"Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!"
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-
HE"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?"
HE-"I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!"
SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!"
HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!"

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1) Na jaan Na pehchaan,
Tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman
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2) Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber
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3) Teri adao pe mein waari waari,
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
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4) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf,
The number you are trying is currently switched off
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5) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo,
Naya godrej powder hair dye,
Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.
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6) Yuh khamosh reh kar tadpogi kabtak,
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK
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7) Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo,
Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo,
Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh Babu...
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Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan,
Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan,
LIFEBUOY hai jahan Tandurusti hai wahan...
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9) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna,
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna,
BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat nachna....
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10) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala,
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala,
Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala..!!
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11) Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach,
Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach,
Asali Masale Sach Sach
MDH.....MDH ...!!
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12) Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana,
Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana,
Didi Tera Devar Deewana..
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13) Naach Bulbul Naach, tujhe paisa milega
Hum CID se hai, Koi apne jagah se nahi hilega...!!

Tum hi ho Aashiqui-2 hindi movie song lyrics

Kyonki tum hi ho Bollywood hindi movie song lyrics

Hum tere bin ab reh nahi sakte
Tere bina kya wajood mera (x2)

Tujhse juda gar ho jaayenge
Toh khud se hi ho jaayenge judaa

Kyunki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi ab tum hi ho
Chain bhi, mera dard bhi
Meri aashiqui ab tum hi ho

Tera mera rishta hai kaisa
Ik pal door gawara nahi
Tere liye har roz hai jeete
Tujh ko diya mera waqt sabhi
Koi lamha mera na ho tere bina
Har saans pe naam tera

Kyunki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi ab tum hi ho
Chain bhi, mera dard bhi
Meri aashiqui ab tum hi ho


Tumhi ho... Tumhi ho...
Tere liye hi jiya main
Khud ko jo yun de diya hai
Teri wafa ne mujhko sambhala
Saare ghamon ko dil se nikala
Tere saath mera hai naseeb juda
Tujhe paake adhoora naa raha hmm..

Kyunki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi ab tum hi ho..
Chain bhi, mera dard bhi
Meri aashiqui ab tum hi ho

Chain bhi, mera dard bhi
Meri aashiqui ab tum hi ho
(x2)

Diwali Animated wishing images


Happy diwali Quotes

                   Facebook status Quotes for diwali

This Diwali I wish you get a lot of crackers but you don’t get a match box to lit them. Save environment, so no to crackers.
Happy Diwali.................................................................

Today I feel gifted and blessed that my Diwali is full of affection, love, celebrations as it was always. May God always keep his blessings on us like this.
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May this Diwali lights up dreams, hopes, undiscovered avenues and everything bright. Happy Diwali
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Happy Diwali Decent quotes Gorgeous festival diwali

It's the day to light the diyas,
Ignite the rockets and burst crackers,
But it's also the time to be safe,
From the fireworks and all the sparklers.
happy Diwali
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The gorgeous festival of snacks and sweets
everyone enjoying a royal feast
when old and young with delight meet
and with love and affection do all hearts beat.
happy diwali
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A festival full of sweet childhood memories,
sky full of fireworks,
mouth full of sweets,
house full of diyas and heart full of joy.
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Parents must educate children about the significance of #Diwali apart from celebrating the festival with fervour and devotion.
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no #diwali gifts this year please. provide and support just 3 kids with a decent education, uniforms, food in your neighbourhood shanty.
Wishing you all a very happy Diwali!
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With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!
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May The Millions Of Lamps Illuminate Your Life With Endless Joy, Love, Prosperity, Health, Wealth And Happiness. Wish U And Your Family A Happy Deepawali…
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Troubles as Light As Air, Love As Deep As The Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds, Success as Bright as Gold...
These are The Wishes For You and Your Family on The Eve of Diwali.
Diwali Ki Shubhkamana! ! !

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            Happy Birthday Shayari

 Tohfa-e-dil de doon ya de doon chand tare
Janam din pe tujhe kya doon ye poche mujh se sare


Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
Aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himmat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai,
Ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

Hamari to duaa hai, koi gila nahi Wo gulaab jo aaj tak khila nahi Aaj ke din aapko wo sab kuch mile Jo aaj tak kisi ko kabhi mila nahi




Happy BirthDay Quotes


Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. - Edward Morykwas

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

happy Birthday Images 






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Hindi Love Shayari

Hindi Shayari (Waiting For Lover) हर शाम तेरा इंतजार

Har Sham Se Tera Izhaar Kiya Karte Hai,
Har Khwab Me Tera Didar Kiya Karte Hai,
Diwane Hi To Hai Hum Tere,
Jo Har Waqt Tere Milne Ka Intzaar Kiya Karte Hai…
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Hindi Love shayari on true Love: Wafa (वफ़ा )

Ek Baar Jise Chaha Sada Uss K Rahe Phir.
Ham Log Amanat Main Khiyanat Nahi Karte.

Tanhai Main Kar Lete Hain Yaad Aansoo Baha Kar.
Zahir Kabhi Hum Apni Ibadat Nahi Karte.

Waqt Aane Par Maaloom Yeh Ho Jayega.
Tum Ko Ham Sirf Dekhawe Ki Mohabbat Nahi Karte.

Likhte Hain FAQAT Ek Tumhare Liy Ghazle.
Har Shakhs Pe Hum Aisi Inayat Nahi Karte
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Shayri in hindi :for loving someone ( आहिस्ता )

Ahista se aapka yakeen karne lage hai.
Ahista se aapke kareeb aane lage hai.
Dil to dene se ghabraate hai.
Magar ahista se aapke dil ki kadar karne lage hai

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Romantic Hindi Shayari

Saare Shikwe Janab Tere Hai,
Dil Pe Saare Azaab Tere Hai,
Tum Yaad Aao To Nind Nahi Aati,
Nind Aaye To Saare Khwab Tere Hai…


Romantic Hindi Shayari

Love Shayari

Self Realizing Thoughts in english

“People think a soul mate is your
perfect fit, and that's what everyone
wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror,
the person who shows you everything
that is holding you back, the person
who brings you to your own attention
so you can change your life.
A true soul mate is probably the most
important person you'll ever meet,
because they tear down your walls and
smack you awake. But to live with a
soul mate forever? Nah. Too painful.
Soul mates, they come into your life
just to reveal another layer of yourself
to you, and then leave.
A soul mates purpose is to shake you
up, tear apart your ego a little bit, show
you your obstacles and addictions,
break your heart open so new light can
get in, make you so desperate and out
of control that you have to transform
your life, then introduce you to your
spiritual master"

Romantic English Words

Short sms jokes in hindi

Husband wife talk short sms

    Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000.

    But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000 lolz😇

    Law of equality:short sms joke on husband wife 💠


    The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!
    lolz

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    Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website.
    You understand Nothing, still you click
    "I Agree"...... hahaha
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B'day gift husband Wife short sms joke

    Hubby Ke B'day Par Wife Ne Pucha-
    Kya Gift Dun??

    Hubby:-
    Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano...Yahi kaafi hai...!!

    Wife:-
    (Kuch Der Soch Ke)
    Nahin Main To Gift Hi Dungi.
    Hehehe

short jokes on chess

    Chess is the only game in the world,
    which reflects the status of the husband.
    the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
    While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.

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An Afghan, upon landing at Islamabad Airport, introduced himself to a Pakistan Immigration Officer, as Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan.

The Pakistani Officer was surprised, and asked: "But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the ex Minister of Ports & Shipping?"

The Afghan replied: "Oye Khafees ! Don't you have a Minister for Law & Order in Pakistan?!
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TRUTH OF SCHOOL LIFE....
a first bench student knows the answer to every problem.
But last bench student knows how to face every problem

Rahul gandhi visit to school:funny hindi joke

Rahul Gandhi And college students

Rahul gandhi ek school visit
par gaya...
.
.
Class ko Practical karwane
laga .....
Usne apni pocket se 5 ka Sikka
nikal kar,
Tezaab (Acid) ke glass mein
daal diya ,
aur Students se poocha:
Ye Sikka mehfooz rahega ya
ghul jayega?
.
.
1 Student :Mehfooz rahe ga,
.
.
Rahul gandhi hairat se : Tumhe
kaise pata?
Student :
Ager is Sikkey ko Tezaab mein
Ghulna hota to
Aap ye apni Jaib se nahi, hum
se maangte..
..
How many likes 4 student.

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Diwali sms in hindi

Diwali sms in hindi
Deepak ki roshni mithayio ki mithas Patako ki bochar Dan daan ki barsat Har pal har din Aapke liye laye Danteras ka tyohar & Happy Diwali
दीपक की रोशनी मिठाइयो की मिठास  पटाखो की बौछार ,धन धन की बरसात हर दिन हर पल आपके लिए धनतेरस का त्यौहार दिवाली मुबारक हो !

Apako ashirwad mile Ganesh se. Vidya mile Saraswati se. Daulat mile Laxmi se. Pyaar mile Sab se. Diwali ke avasar par, Yahi duwa hai is dil se. HAPPY DIWALI !
आपको आशीर्वाद मिले गणेश से ,विद्या मिले सरस्वती से ,दौलत मिले लक्ष्मी से , प्यार मिले हमसे ,दिवाली के अवसर पर यही दुआ है इस दिल से

खुशियों भरी दिवाली मुबारक हो !

    Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah naam hoga, Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar pariwar samaj me banoge sartaj, Yehi kamna hai hamari aap ke liye Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye

लक्ष्मी आएगी इतनी की सब जगह नाम होगा, दिन रत व्यापार बड़े इतना अधिक काम होगा ,घर परिवार समाज में बनेगा सरताज ,यही कामना है हमारी आप के लिये, दिवाली की हार्दीक शुभ कामनाये !

Happy Diwali Sms

Wishing Happy Diwali Sms(Diwali 2013)

Diyas are God's way of telling us that there will always be light to drive away darkness. May the light of diyas spread joy to your life. Happy Diwali

Cool Happy Diwali Sms For friend

On this Diwali I am sending you CASH:

    C-care
    A-affection
    S-smiles
    H-hugs

    Please do accept with love... Good luck and have a safe Diwali!

Decent Quote to wish Happy diwali

 Hearty wishes to you and your family on the festival of lights … May all your happiness light up and sorrows burn out.
    “HAPPY DIWALI”

Diwali Wishes

Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days, in this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
    “Happy Deepavali"

Festival of light Diwali wishing Quote

Sun glows for a day, Candle for an hour, Matchstick for a minute, But a wish can glow days forever, So here is my wish for glowing Diwali, glowing life!!Happy dipaawali

Simple diwali wishing Quote sms

Please recive our simple Gift of "WISH ""wrapped with LOVE" tied "with CARE" "n sealed with a PRAYER" to keep U & Ur Family " "SAFE "& HEALTHY" HAPPY DIWALI.

festival of light wishing sms

May The Festival Of Lights Brighten You And Your Family With Health, Peace, Prosperity And Good Fortune - Happy Diwali.

Belated happy Diwali And Dhanteras Wishing sms

For This, Is A Spcl Time When Family and Frnz Get 2gethr 4 Fun. wishing Laughter And Fun 2 Cheer Ur Days, in Ds Festive Season Of Diwali And Alwa...

Advance Happy Diwali and Dhanteras wishing sms

Ye Roshni Ka Tyohar,laye Hr Chehre Pr Muskaan,sukh Aur Samridhi Ki Bahaar,samet Lo Sari Khushiyan-apno Ka Sath Aur Pyar.is Paawan Avsar Pr Sbko Diwali Ka Pyar...

Inspirational sotory in hindi :Mother's Love


एक बेटा पढ़-लिख कर बहुत बड़ा आदमी बन गया. पिता के स्वर्गवास के बाद माँ ने हर तरह का काम करके उसे इस काबिल बना दिया था.
शादी के बाद पत्नी को माँ से शिकायत रहने लगी के वो उन के स्टेटस मे फिट नहीं है. लोगों को बताने मे उन्हें संकोच होता है कि ये अनपढ़ उनकी सास-माँ है...!
बात बढ़ने पर बेटे ने...एक दिन माँ से कहा.. "माँ ”_मै चाहता हूँ कि मै अब इस काबिल हो गया हूँ कि कोई भी क़र्ज़ अदा कर सकता हूँ मै और तुम दोनों सुखी रहें इसलिए आज तुम मुझ पर किये गए अब तक के सारे खर्च सूद और व्याज के साथ मिला कर बता दो . मै वो अदा कर दूंगा...! फिर हम अलग-अलग सुखी रहेंगे.


माँ ने सोच कर उत्तर दिया... "बेटा”_हिसाब ज़रा लम्बा है....सोच कर बताना पडेगा.
मुझे थोडा वक्त चाहिए. बेटे ने कहा माँ कोई ज़ल्दी नहीं है. दो-चार दिनों मे बता देना. रात हुई, सब सो गए, माँ ने एक लोटे मे पानी लिया और बेटे के कमरे मे आई. बेटा जहाँ सो रहा था उसके एक ओर पानी डाल दिया. बेटे ने करवट ले ली. माँ ने दूसरी ओर भी पानी डाल दिया. बेटे ने जिस ओर भी करवट ली माँ उसी ओर पानी डालती रही. तब परेशान होकर बेटा उठ कर खीज कर. बोला कि माँ ये क्या है? मेरे पूरे बिस्तर को पानी-पानी क्यूँ कर डाला..?
माँ बोली.... बेटा....तुने मुझसे पूरी ज़िन्दगी का हिसाब बनानें को कहा था. मै अभी ये हिसाब लगा रही थी कि मैंने कितनी रातें तेरे बचपन मे तेरे बिस्तर गीला कर देने से जागते हुए काटीं हैं. ये तो पहली रात है ओर तू अभी से घबरा गया ..?
मैंने अभी हिसाब तो शुरू भी नहीं किया है जिसे तू अदा कर पाए...! माँ कि इस बात ने बेटे के ह्रदय को झगझोड़ के रख दिया. फिर वो रात उसने सोचने मे ही गुज़ार दी.
उसे ये अहसास हो गया था कि माँ का क़र्ज़ आजीवन नहीं उतरा जा सकता. माँ अगर शीतल छाया है. पिता बरगद है जिसके नीचे बेटा उन्मुक्त भाव से जीवन बिताता है.
माता अगर अपनी संतान के लिए हर दुःख उठाने को तैयार रहती है. तो पिता सारे जीवन उन्हें पीता ही रहता है. हम तो बस उनके किये गए कार्यों को आगे बढ़ाकर अपने हित मे काम कर रहे हैं. आखिर हमें भी तो अपने बच्चों से वही चाहिए ना

Best Romantic dialogues in hindi from Bollywood Movies

Best Hindi romantic dialogue from Movie- Mohabbatein

Mohabbat bhi zindagi ki tarah hoti hai, har mod aasaan nahin hota, har mod par khushi nahin milti, par jab hum zindagi ka saath nahin chhorte, to mohabbat ka saath kyon chhorein."

Main aaj bhi usse utni hi mohabbat karta hoon ... aur isliye nahin ki koi aur nahin mili ... par isliye ... ki usse mohabbat karne se fursat hi nahin milti






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"Above romantic dialogues is taken from Mohabbtein movie star by romance king shahRukh khan and Amitabh Bachchan"
bollywood Romantic images from mohabbatein 

 Romantic Hindi movie dialogue from Hindi Veera Zara

Muhabbat kya hoti hai ye to mujhe pta nhi, Zara ke liye dil se ek dua jaroor niklati hai ki iski aankho me kabhi aansoo na aayen ye hamesha hasti rahe aap ise mohabbat samjhe to muhaabat hi sahi.

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"This one of the best romanti lovely and emotional bollywood movie of his time"



 Romantic hindi quote from Bollywood Movie DDLJ


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Mujhe chahiye ek aisi ladki , jisse dekhte hi dil ki har aarzoo, saare khwaab , saare rang zinda ho jaaye, abhi aisa hua nahi, lekin ab lagta hai jaise koi andekha anjaana chehra baadalon mein se pukaar raha hain. Pata nahi ye baadal kab hattenge, aur kab woh pukaarne waali saamne aayegi.

"Above Romantic dialogue is taken from bollywood movie dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge in which key role is played by shahrukh khan and Kajol
"




Best Hindi Movie romantic Dialogues from hindi Movie Chalte Chlate


priya tum jindgi me hamesh khush  raho,tumhe kabh kash na kahna pade jaise mera wo kahani ka hero kahta rah gya, tumhe har wo cheej mile jise tumhara dil chahe yad rakhna duniya ke kisi kone me ek aadmi hai jo bahut khush hai kyo ki tum khush ... bas itna hi

mujhe andar aane ke liye mat kahna tumhe mana nhi kar paaounga na hi andar aa paunga

"Rani Mukharji And shahrukh khan are key actors in the movie it is one of the most romantic Movie of his time"

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Romantic bollywood dialogues,

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 best shahrukh romantic movies,

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blagues pour adultes

Drôle adulte blague de cinquante ans en couple


GAGNANT: Un couple avait été marié pendant 50 ans, ils étaient assis à la table du petit déjeuner un matin quand la femme dit: «Il suffit de penser, il ya cinquante ans, nous étions assis à cette table du petit-déjeuner ensemble. «Je sais, dit le vieil homme.« Nous étions probablement assis ici nu comme il ya jaybird cinquante ans.'' Eh bien, Granny ricana. «Nous allons revivre des moments anciens. Lorsque, sur, les deux dépouillé à l'chamois et s'assit à la table. «Vous savez, miel,« la petite vieille dame essoufflée répondit: «Mes seins sont aussi chaud pour vous aujourd'hui qu'ils l'étaient il ya cinquante ans. «Je ne serais pas surpris,« repliedGramps. «On est dans votre café et l'autre est dans votre gruau.

L'envie de Bill mettre son pénis dans trancheuse


Finaliste: Bill travaillait dans une usine cornichon. Il y avait été utilisée pour un certain nombre d'années, quand il est rentré un jour à avouer à sa femme qu'il avait une terrible contrainte. Il avait envie de mettre son pénis dans la trancheuse cornichon. Sa femme lui suggère de voir un sexologue pour en parler, mais Bill a dit qu'il serait trop gêné. Il a promis de surmonter la contrainte sur le sien. Un jour, quelques semaines plus tard, le projet de loi est venu à la maison et sa femme pouvait voir tout de suite que quelque chose n'allait vraiment pas. «Qu'est-ce qui ne va pas, Bill? elle demandé. «Ne vous souvenez que je vous ai dit comment j'ai eu cette formidable envie de mettre mon pénis dans la trancheuse cornichon? «Oh, le projet de loi, vous n'avez pas dit-elle exclamée. «Oui, je l'ai fait." répondit-il. «Mon Dieu, le projet de loi, ce qui s'est passé? «Je me suis fait virer.'' Non, le projet de loi. Je veux dire, qu'est-ce qui s'est passé avec le cornichon
trancheuse? «Oh ... elle s'est fait virer aussi.

Courtes blagues pour adultes:


Médecins conseils à la femme


Docteur: Vous avez l'air si faible, épuisé .. Prenez-vous des 3 repas par jour comme je l'ai conseillé de vous?
Femme: Docteur, je pense que vous avez dit 3 mâles par jour.

Blagues pour adultes sur Bikni


Bikini est une robe où 90% du corps de la femme est exposée ..
mais les hommes r très décent.
ils ne regardent que 90%
ils regardent seulement le couvert à 10%.

Blague adulte: Sommeil attrapé ensemble
Boy1: rencontrer mon épouse Tina
Boy2.Oh! Je la connais
Boy1: Comment?
Boy2: v ont été capturés dormir ensemble
Boy1: Qu'est-ce?
Conférence Boy2.during en classe de mathématiques

Pensez + ve :)


Drôle mari et femme blagues pour adultes en anglais


L'homme dit à son médecin que sa femme n'a pas voulu coucher avec lui pour le passé 7 mois.

Le médecin dit à l'homme d'apporter son épouse dans l', afin qu'il puisse lui parler.

Lorsque la femme vient au pouvoir, le docteur lui demande pourquoi elle ne veux pas faire l'amour avec son mari, pas plus.

L'épouse Réponses:

Pour les 7 derniers mois, chaque matin je prendre un taxi pour fonctionner.

Je ne fais pas beaucoup d'argent et mon mari ne pas donner plus d'Tarifs de bus, donc le chauffeur de taxi me demande toujours: «Alors, tu vas payer aujourd'hui ou quoi"

Je donne toujours de lui un "ou quoi".

Cela me rend au travail en retard, je suis en retard, donc le patron me demande: "Alors, allons-nous amarrer votre salaire, ou quoi?"

C'est une autre "ou quoi."

Sur le chemin du retour, je prends le Cab et encore, je n'ai pas d'argent donc le chauffeur de taxi me demande: "Alors êtes-vous allez payer This Time ou quoi?"

Et encore, je ne Une »ou ce«

Donc, vous voyez, docteur, quand je rentre je suis tout fatigué et je n'ai pas envie de sexe, pas plus.


Le médecin pense que pour une seconde. "Alors, allons-nous dire à votre mari ou Quoi?"

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Adult jokes in English

Funny adult joke fifty year old couple


WINNER:A couple had been married for 50 years They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said.'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago .''Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. 'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I'm not be surprised,' repliedGramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.'

Bill's urge to stick his penis in slicer


RUNNER UP:Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. 'What's wrong,Bill?' she asked. 'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?' 'Oh, Bill, you didn't ' she exclaimed. 'Yes, I did.' he replied. 'My God, Bill, what happened?' 'I got fired.''No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle
slicer?' 'Oh... she got fired too.'


Short adult jokes:


Doctors advice to woman


Doctor: You look so weak, exhausted.. Are you taking 3 meals a day as I have advised to you?
Woman: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Adult jokes on Bikni


Bikini is a dress where 90% of the woman body is exposed..
but men r very decent.
they dont look at that 90%
they look only at the covered 10%.

ADult joke: caught sleeping together
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)


Funny husband and wife adult jokes in english


The Man Tells His Doctor That His Wife Hasn’t Wanted To Have Sex With Him For The Past 7 Months.

The Physician Tells The Man To Bring His Wife In So He Can Talk To Her.

When The Wife Comes To Office, The Doctor Asks Her Why Doesn’t She Want To Have Sex With Her Husband Any More.

The Wife Replies:

For The Last 7 Months, Every Morning I Take A Cab To Work.

I Don’t Make Much Money And My Husband Doesn’t Give More Than Bus Fare, So The Cab Driver Always Asks Me: “So Are You Going To Pay Today Or What?”

I Always Give Him An “Or What”.

That Makes Me Late To Work, I’m Late, So The Boss Asks Me: “So Are We Going To Dock Your Salary, Or What?”

That’s Another “Or What.”

On The Way Home, I Take The Cab And Again I Don’t Have Any Money So The Cab Driver Asks Me: “So Are You Going To Pay This Time Or What?”

And, Again, I Do An “Or What”

So You See, Doctor, When I Get Home I’m All Tired Out And I Don’t Want Sex Any More.


The Doctor Thinks For A Second. “So, Are We Going To Tell Your Husband Or What?“

Funny rahul gandhi jokes in hindi

 Rahul Gandhi Ki Car Se 'Kutte Ki Maa' Mara Gayi...!
Rahul Gandhi driver se: "Jao iske pati ka pata karo..."
Jab driver wapas aaya to uske haat main mithai ke dabbe  aur gale mein dher sari phoolon ki maalayen  thi...!!!
Rahul Gandhi : " Ye kya hai..." ???
Driver: "Sir,logon ne meri poori baat hi nahi suni aur khushi khushi haar pehnane lage...Aur Mithai baatne lage..." !!!
Rahul Gandhi : "Magar kyu..." ???
Driver: "Maine to sirf ye kaha tha ki Main Rahul Gandhi ka Driver Hoon;
Kutte Ki Maa Mar Gayi Hai..." !!!

funny joke on hitting dog


Funny Rahul gandhi joke on washing cloths

rahul gandhi jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati.
Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka
shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya....
Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney
lagey...
Rahul fatafat aasman ki taraf mooh kar ke
bola...
"kidhar..???
.
.
.
mai to biscuit lene aaya hu...!!

Funny quotes by rahul gandhi

Pichle saal aayi 12/12/12
is saal aaayegi 13/13/13
aur agle saal ayegi 14/14/14
ye to har saal hota hai aur hota rhega ye prakriti ka niyam hai..
Golden words by rahul gandhi

Congress leader's speech and role of rahul joke in hindi

Congress ka ek mantri bhashan (speech)
de rha tha . . .
usne ek kahani sunai !!!
.
Ek aadmi k 3 bete the,
us aadmi ne teeno beto ko 100 rs diye or
kaha k koi aisi cheez kharid kr lao jis'se
pura kamra bhar jaye
.
pehla beta 100rs ki ghas le kr aaya,
100 rs me bahut ghas(chara) aa gya fir b
kamra pura nhi bhara (Lalu ji yad aa gye
kya chare k naam se, kher aage suno)
.
dusra beta kapas le kr aaya, kapas se b
kamra pura nhi bhar saka
.
teesra beta 1 rs ki mombatti le kr aaya or
usko jala diya mombatti ki roshni se pura
kamra bhar gya
.
mantri ji ne aage kaha : hamare rahul baba
us teesre bete ki tarah h :P( haha ha ha
lolz had ho gai)
.
jis din se rajiniti me aaye h charo taraf
roshni fela rhe h:P
.
tabhi bheed me se ek aam aadmi ki aawaz
aai...
Aam Aadmi : sahab wo sab to thik hai
humko ye batayiye ki 1 rs ki mombatti thi ,
par baki k 99 rs kaha gaye

Funny joke on rahul's Mobile

rahul gandhi ka mobile toilet me gir gya

Tabhi toilet devi prakat hui or golden color ka mobile usey dia

rahul:Nhi devi mera mobile sone ka nhi tha

Devi:abe gadhe,dho le isey..

Rahul Gandhi as a painter funny hindi joke

After failing in everything else, Rahul
Gandhi decided to try the job of a
painter.
A person went into the office kitchen
one morning and found Rahul Gandhi
painting the walls.
He was wearing a new fur coat and a
nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a
little strange, he asked Rahul Gandhi
why he was wearing them rather than
old clothes or an overall.
Rahul Gandhi showed him the
instructions on the tin, “For best
results, put on two coats”.
courtsy:https:// www. facebook. com/pages/Manmohan-Vs-Rahul-Gandhi-Jokes/235817996553401

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funny hindi jokes

Santa Ek Din Rat Ko 10-15 Gulaab Ke Phool Leke Ghar Aya
Jaisi Hi Biwi Ne Ye Dekha To Biwi Khushi Ke Maare Sare Kapde Utar Ke Nangi Hoke Bed Pe Let Gayi
Santa: “Kyu Sali, Ghar Mein Flowerpot Nahi Hai Kya?“
Ek ladki raste pe akeli jaa rahi thi..
.

Ek ladka bola:"ghar tak lift chahiye kya.. ??
.
.
Ladki:"bhag saale, 3 din se lift le rahi hu,
.
.
Ab tak ghar nahi pahunchi..:p:D
Hahaha...jo Samajh Gaye wo Like Thoko.

Santa And his wife funny hindi joke

Giving lift to a girl funny hindi adult joke

What is tension ?.............
.
1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift
mangi...
.
Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho
gayi...
.
aap use hospital le gaye....
.
Doctor bola : 'Mubarak ho aap
baap banne wale he'..
Lo ho gayi tension............
.
Aap bole me iska Baap nahi hu,
.
Ladki boli yahi iska baap he.
.
Aur tension!........
.
Police aayi aur apka medical check
up hua.......
.
Report aaya K aap to kabhi baap
ban hi nahi sakte....
.
Saala aurr tension!...
.
Aapne Thank god kaha aur bahar
aa gaye....
.
Fir yaad aaya ghar me do bacche
he wo kiske he ?
.
.
REAL TENSION..

Funniest hindi joke on innocent santa

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish
ho jaati...
Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan
ka shukrya kiya
aur dukaan se surf lene gaya...
.
.
Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal
garajney lagey...
Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar
ke bola...
"kidhar..??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
mai to biscuit lene aaya hu...

Funny husband and wife joke on remarrige

Why husbands avoid questions!
WIFE : What would you do if i died ?
Would you get married again ?
Husband : No...
Wife : Why not ?
Don't you like being married ?
Husband : Of course i do.
Wife : Then why wouldn't you remarry ?
Husband : Ok, ok, i'd get married again...
Wife : Would you live in our house with your
new Wife...?
Husband : Yes, it's a great house.
Wife : Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband : Yes, its almost new, dear .
Wife : Would you give her my jewelry ?
Husband : No..
I am sure she would want her own..
Wife : Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband : No, her size is '5'
Wife : silence.
Husband : 'shiiit'...!!! :c

Funny teacher and punjabi student joke in hindi

Teacher
Panjabi Student Se:
Beta Aap ki Complain ai hai k ap Galiyan Bohat Detey ho.?

Student:
Lora Mera,
Sir kisi Randi k Bachy ne Jhoot Bol kr apni Maa Chudwai hai,
Sir Ap Bhi Lun ho,
Logon ki Batoon Mai Aa kr Chootiya Ban Jatey ho. .
Teacher:
Uth Teri Pain Nu Lun
Phuddi deya.

Father mother and son funny conversation hindi sms joke


Papa: "Whom you like more Mamma or Papa? "

Kid: "Both "

Papa: "No, tell me one?"

Kid: "Both "

Papa: "If I go to America and your Mother go to Paris, where will you go? " Kid: "Paris "

Papa: "It means you like your Mother. "

Kid: "No, cuz Paris is beautiful than America. "

Papa: "If I go to Paris and your Mother goes to America, so where will you go ?"

Kid: "America "

Papa: "Why ?"

Kid: "Paris to ghum aaye na papa! "

Papa: "Bada kamina ha tu sale.

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Santa And Interviewer funny Hindi sms joke

Santa and Maggi!
Santa se interview mein pucha gaya:
Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko PM bana diya jaye toh aap kya
karenge.....??
Santa: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge.
Interviewer: Why....??
Santa: 2 Minute mein toh sirf Maggi ban sakta hai..
Interviewer: Agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye....??
Santa: Hum 5 saal ke liye PM nahi banenge.
Interviewer: Why....??
Santa: Itni Maggi kaun khayega...?

Funny sms joke Happiest moment on facebook


That happiest moment On Facebook.
.
.
.
When you are fighting on some one's
status and your friends support u by
liking ur comments 1 by 1 Especially female friend

Funny Hindi Poem on Falling in Love And Breakup

After falling in love: "JEENEY laga hun...
pehle se jyada!!"
.
.
After BREAK- UP : "PEENEY laga hun...
pehle se jyada!!!!

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Funny facebook Jokes

I logout from FB (reason:"i'm bored)
.

After 5 min- I sign in(reason:" i'm bored).

Ladies First:Funny Hindi Joke On Lovers Sucide

2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki..
.
Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Close Her Eyes
& Returnd..
.
Boy In Air Opened Parashute& Said Mujhe
Pata Tha Chudail Tu
Nahi
Kudegi..
.
From that day onwards people
started saying LADIES FIRST..

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Funny Hindi joke Quote from tarak mehta ka olta chasma

Duniya ki best "MAA" to har
bete ke paas
hoti hai,
.
Lekin pata nahi duniya ki best
"BIWI"
Padosi ke paas hi kyu hoti hai.. ??
.
True Lines Said By The Great
Philosopher
"JETHALAL GADA"

Why Indian Grls r Not Gud In Sports
Coz
Only 10% r Playing Hockey, Chess
& 90% r Busy With BF
Jaanu Ye
Jaanu Wo
Jaan Le Lo Jaanu Ki.

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Funny clean girlfriend and boyfriend joke

Girl: Wat u think about our luv?
.
boy:Try to count the stars in the sky.
.
Grl: wow..It's infinite?
.
boy: No darling! It's waste of time..

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Funny poem on bollywood movie names and relaton with diseases

BIMARI in bollywood style:-
.
1. Jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar
dhuwaa chale= FEVER
.
2. Tarap tarap k is dil se Aah nikalti rahi= HEARTATTACK.
.
3. Biri jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma
bari aag hai= ACIDITY
.
4.tujhme rab dikhta hai yara main
kya karun= MOTIYABIND.
.
5.tujhe yad na meri ayi kisi se
ab kya kehna= MEMORY LOSS.
.
6. Mann dole mera tann dole= MIRGI
&
THE Best one,
.
... 7.juda hoke B, tu mujhme
kahin baaki hai= LOOSE MOTION

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Santa banta and makan malik funny hindi sms joke

Santa: Uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai..
Banta: Soja soja makan girega to
Makan malik ka girega
Apne baap ka kya jata ha

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Funny hindi poem on rain(Romantic Poem)

Use barish achi lagti h
Or mujhe barish me wo

Mujhe wo achhi lagti h,
pr use koi or

Isliye bhaad me jaye BAARISH
Or bhaad me jaye wo
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Dada and pota funny hindi jokes

Grandfather and grand son joke in hindi

Dadaji-Beta Zara Mere Daant Lana
Pota-Lekin Abhi Roti To Paki Nahi Hai..!
Dadaji-Abe, Roti Ko Mar Goli Samne
Wali Budiya Smile De Rahi Hai

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