FIANCE JOKE

Teasing girlfriend and boyfriend joke

This joke is funny conversation of girl with his fiance. this is joke about calling sweet names by girlfriend and boyfriend to each other.


A LADY said to her FIANCE
now that we are engaged,we
should start calling each other
sweet pet names.
The man (uninterested) asked her
"so what do you
want to be calling me"? She
replied "i
will be calling you TIGER"... Why
tiger,the man asked..."becaus­ e
you are handsome,tall,
charming,strong­ ,
calculating,sma­ rt and very good
in BEDmatics" she said. Then in a
sexy tone,she asked him "what
will you be calling me"? The man
still
uninterested replied; "i will be
calling you
ZEBRA"...the lady still smiling
seductively and kissing his cheek
screamed "wow,that's lovely and
sweet"!
Why did you chose such a lovely
name for me"?...the man
responded "it's because of your
many STRETCH MARKS.

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