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 Funny conversation joke between year 2012 and 2013

The following conversation ensued between 2012 & 2013...


2012: My son am tired.
2013: Why?
2012: My time is up, I will be going to join your forefathers.
2013: I know, U have less than 15 hours to live. I will miss U dad.
2012: But let me tell U some things before I go.
2013: What is it?
2012: Please when I go, make sure you take care of this person.
2013: Who?...
2012: The person reading (listening) to this conversation of ours?
2013: Okay
2012: I made some promises to this person during my reign, I fulfilled some, and some I couldn’t.
2013: But why couldn’t U fulfill all dad?
2012: Well, my son...sometimes­ time & human factors affected some of the promises.
2013: But...
2012: But surely, I spoke with God on this person's behalf, & God granted my wish in U to fulfill the rest promises. So these are the rest of the fulfillment U will carry out on this person.
2013: Go on dad...
2012: Stabilize this person's health without ceasing all through your reign! Open a direct link between our God & this person.
2013: Done, carry on
2012: Ensure that this person's dreams come to reality within the shortest time possible.
2013: Alright
2012: Give this person wealth that will touch lives of multitudes
2013: Surely
2012: Make sure that U remove all remaining hindrances to success from this person's way. I have being trying to make sure that money will never remain the priority of this person, so keep to that please, make sure U do it son!
2013: I will dad, no problem!
2012: Pay more emphasis on the advice of this person's friends, don't worry about that of this person's enemies, God will take care of that! Hope U understand what am saying?
2013: Yes.
2012: Finally, promise me that when your own time is up, U will instruct that your offspring after offspring (2014, 2015, 2016...to...210­0) to keep positive fulfillment of this person going!
2013: Yes dad, may God help me!
2012: Now I can pass to the beyond happily! May you be prosperous!!!
2013: Amen! Wishing U all a glorious 2013...

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