jokes on smokers

-Smokers Must read (y) :D
Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: $10.00 Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a
day which puts your spending each month at $900.
In one year, it would be$10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend$10,800 not accounting
for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at
$162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that
money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound
interest for the past 15 years, you could have now
bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari then? :p
Smokers (y) :D =))->

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