Mast vegeterian jokes in hindi


Pure hind vegetarian Santa And Banta jokes

Banta: why are you hospitalised?

Santa: Padosan ki BILLI mere MURGE ke peeche padi hui thi. Maine uske husband ko english me bataya, Usne mujhe bahut maara....

Banta: Aisa kya bataya..?
Santa: "Control your wife's pussy. She is after my cock..

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Pure Hindi vegetarian  girl and boy joke


Girl calls Boy
"Ghar pe koi nai hai. Aa jaao, Aish karenge"
Boy (shockd)
"Abhi to tere saath 2 baar kar ke
lauta hu?"
Girl: Oh, Sorry phir se tumhe hi lag Gaya X_X X_

Vegetarian teacher and student joke


Maths sir:what is a 'line'?
genius ansrd:A line is a dot,going for a walk!

Sir again:so wat r parallel lines?
A dot going walk wid his girlfrnd.:p;):)

Teacher lawyer and nurse jokes


Never kiss a Lawyer, she will say
: 'I Object'
Never kiss a Nurse, she will say
: 'Next'
Always kiss a Teacher, she will say
'Do It 5 Times n Revise It Tomorrow..


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