Moral Boosting story in English

An old man lived alone in an American town.
His only son was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son
Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant
my potato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren’t in prison.
Love,
Dad

Shortly, the old man received this telegram:
‘For Heaven’s sake, Dad,
don’t dig up the garden !! That’s where I buried the GUNS !!’

At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what had happened, and asked him what to do next.

His son’s reply was: ‘Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It’s the
best I could do for you, from here.’

MORAL: NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD, IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO
SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART, YOU CAN DO IT. IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT
MATTERS, NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS.....

Lyrics for hindi song I love My India

(लंडन देखा
पॅरिस देखा) - 2
.
और देखा जापान
.
माइकल देखा एल्विस देखा
सब देखा मेरी जान
.
.
सारे जग में कहीं नहीं है दूसरा हिन्दुस्तान
दूसरा हिन्दुस्तान
दूसरा हिन्दुस्तान
.
.
ये दुनिया एक दुल्हन
ये दुनिया एक दुल्हन
.
.
दुल्हन के माथे की बिंदिया
ये मेरा इंडिया
ये मेरा इंडिया
.
.
(आई लव माई इंडिया) -2
.
ये दुनिया एक दुल्हन
ये दुनिया एक दुल्हन
.
दुल्हन के माथे की बिंदिया
(ये मेरा इंडिया
आई लव माई इंडिया) - 2
.
.
जब छेदा मल्हार किसी ने
झूमके सावन आया
.
.
आग लगी दी पानी में जब
दीपक राग सुनाया
.
.
सात सुरों का संगम ये जीवन गीतों की माला
.
हम अपने भगवान को भी कहते हैं बाँसुरी वाला
.
बाँसुरी वाला
.
बाँसुरी वाला
.
(ये मेरा इंडिया
आई लव माई इंडिया) - 2
.
.
सिम सिम पोला पोला सिम सिम पोला
सिम सिम पोला पोला सिम सिम पोला
.
.
फाइन फ्लॅट फ्लूट पीपे पेचुला पेचुला
ड्रम ड्रम तुबेलेट स्यम्बोला स्यम्बोला
.
.
दो रे फा सो पा मा रे सा
दो रे फा सो पा मा रे सा
.
दो रे फा सो पा मा रे सा
दो रे फा सो पा मा रे सा
.
रे दो ...
पा मा ..
.
मा पा नि पा नि पा
.
नि पा नि पा नि सा रे रे रे रे रे रे रे रे रे
सा रे सा नि सा सा सा सा सा सा
.
सा नि पा नि नि पा मा मा रे सा रे सा नि रे
.
पीहू पीहू बोले पपिहा
.
कोयल कूहु कूहु गाए
.
हंसते रोते जीवन के सब गीत बनाए
.
.
ये सारी दुनिया अपने अपने गीतों को गाए
.
गीत वो गाओ जिससे इस मिट्टी की खुश्बू आए
.
मिट्टी की खुश्बू आए
.
(आई लव माई इंडिया) - 3
.
.
वतन मेरा इंडिया
.
साजन मेरा इंडिया आ
.
ये दुनिया एक दुल्हन
.
ये दुनिया एक दुल्हन
.
ये दुनिया एक दुल्हन
.
दुल्हन के माथे की बिंदिया
.
(ये मेरा इंडिया
.
आई लव माई इंडिया) - 2
.
.
वतन मेरा इंडिया
.
.
साजन मेरा इंडिया
.
करम मेरा इंडिया
.
धरम मेरा इंडिया
.
.
.
.
Uuummaaah luv u ma INDIA :*

NeerMahal : A tourist Place in Tripura

Neermahal, a former royal palace built by King Bir Bikram Kishore Debbarman of the erstwhile Kingdom of Tripura in the middle of the lake Rudrasagar in 1930...

It is situated 53 kilometers away from the Agartala, the capital of Tripura. The palace is situated in the middle of Rudrasagar Lake and assimilates Hindu and Muslim architectural styles.

Rahul gandhi Jokes

Rahul Gandhi comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that his house is on fire, so he calls the fire department on his cell phone. “Please state the nature of your emergency,” says the operator. “Help! My house is on fire!” Rahul Gandhi replies. “Okay, where do you live?” “In a house you silly billy!” Rahul Gandhi replies. “No,no! How do we get there?” the operator asks frustratedly. “Duh! Big Red Truck!!

While in Las Vegas, Rahul Gandhi walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. Rahul Gandhi looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. He returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind Rahul Gandhi and watches his antics for a few minutes before stopping him and asking if someone else could have a go. Rahul Gandhi turns around and shouts, “Can’t you see I’m winning!Rahul Gandhi came home from school one day and said to his mom, ”I can count higher than all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a Gandhi?” His mother replied, ”Of couse it is, dear.” The next day, Rahul Gandhi said, ”I can say the alphabet higher than anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am a Gandhi?” His mother replied, ”Of course it is dear!” The next day Rahul Gandhi came home from his gymnastics and asked his mother, ”I have a larger chest than all the kids in my class, do you think it’s because I am a Gandhi?” His mother replied, ”No dear, I think it is because you are eighteen years old.Photo: Bitch Please About Rahul Gandhi's Acting     Photo: Vikram & Betal Share please....



Rahul Gandhi walks into a hair salon to get his hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks him to take off his headphones but Rahul Gandhi refuses. So the stylist takes them off and Rahul Gandhi collapses to the ground and becomes unconscious. The stylist picks up the headphones and hears, “Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out…”

April fools day funny picture




funny Rahul gandhi congress political joke images for being helpfull to mayavati.

Funny News : A woman gave to birth to elaven children simultaneously




A woman gave birth to 11 children simultaneously and all are healthy.

Natural Wallpaper -Night Scene

Night Image in barcilona

mahabaleshwar - A tourist hill station in india


Mahabaleshwar is the largest hill station in the Sahyadri range of Maharashtra state. It is situated at an altitude of 1372 m above seal level in Satara district, about 115 km southwest of Pune.

Natural Wallpaper : Pandav Kada Waterfall Mumbai


Pandav Kada Waterfall, Kharghar, Navi Mumbai

Pandavkada Falls is a waterfall located Kharghar, a suburb of Navi Mumbai. The waterfall, about 107 meters high is a type of 'plunge' waterfall in nature pouring in massive amounts of water on the rocky surface underneath, throwing away, with much of force, piercing bullets of water as it strikes the rocks underneath. Pandavkada Waterfall is a popular spot for one day picnics among Mumbaikars and the local people of Navi Mumbai which also includes Buddhist caves

Bollywood Movie: Ye jawani hai Diwani Movie Forcast

Bollywood Movie : Ye Jawani Hai diwani Movie Forcast

Ye jawani hai diwani Overview

Starring  :    Ranbir Kapoor, Deepika Padukone, Ranbir Kapoor  
Director    :    Ayan Mukerji
Language    :    Hindi
Genre    :    Romance
Banner    :    Dharma Productions
Release Date    :    Friday 31st of May 2013

Brand New Poster For : "Ye Jawani Hai Diwani "Bollywood Movie



video Trailer Bollywood Movie Ye Jawani hai Diwani


Soniye Hiriye Teri Yaad aani ye Hindi song lyrics


Soniye Hiriye Teri Yaad Aandi Yeee hindi song Lyrics


Soniye Hiriye Teri Yaad Aandi Yeee.....
Seene Vich Tadapta Hai Dil Jaan Jaandi Ye.....Dil Jaan Jaandi Ye...Dil Jaan Jaandi Ye...

Soniye Hiriye Teri Yaad Aandi Yeee.....
Seene Vich Tadapta Hai Dil Jaan Jaandi Ye.....Dil Jaan Jaandi Ye...Dil Jaan Jaandi Ye...

Tuhi Jind Meri Ye Dil Da Karaar Ni....
Tuhi Jind Meri Ye Dil Da Karaar......

Tu Aaja Tenu Rabda Wasta.....
Udekta Main Tera Rasta...Tera Rasta...Tera Rasta...

Kinna Tenu Chaava Ey Na Samjhi Tu....
Tere Naam Kitti Zindagii,

Jaddo Tu Milengi Tenu Dassange....
Tere Naal Meri Har Khusi....

Tuhi Jind Meri Yee.. Dil Da Karaar Ni.....
Tuhi Jind Meri Yee.. Dil Da Karaar...

Tu Aaja Tenu Rabda Wasta..
Udekta Main Tera Rastaaa....

Soniye Hiriye Teri Yaad Aandi Yeee....
Seene Vich Tadapta Hai Dil Jaan Jaandi Yeee...Jaan Jaandi Yeee..Jaan Jaandi Yeee..

Suna Suna Dil Da Aasiyaana Hain....
Suni Zameen Hoar Asmaa..

Khoya Khoya Renda Mera Paagal Dil..
Aaja Laut Ke Hun Aa Bhi Jaa..

Tuhi Jind Meri Yee.. Dil Da Karaar Ni...
Tuhi Jind Meri Yee.. Dil Da Karaar..

Tu Aaja Tenu Rabda Wasta...
Udekta Main Tera Rasta....

Soniye Hiriye Teri Yaad Aandi Yeee.....
Seene Vich Tadapta Hai Dil Jaan Jaandi Ye.....Dil Jaan Jaandi Ye...Dil Jaan Jaand.......

Husband wife discussion at court joke in hindi

Husband wife discussion in court for divorce

Husband and Wife in Court
Discussion .....The
Problem: Who should get Custody
of the Child?
Wife jumped up and said:"Your
Honour I brought
d child into this world with Pain and
Labour So it
should be in My Custody."
The Judge turns 2
Husband&says"What do You have to
say in your defence?"
The Husband sits for a while
contemplating then
slowly says....."Your Honour. If I
put a dollar in a
Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes
Out, whose
Pepsi is it? The Machine's or Mine?"
Yeh sunke...Wife replied:"Judge
Sahab...Bartan Mera...Doodh bhi
Mera...Aur Usme Dahi jamane ke
liye 2 boond Daalne se Dahi bana To
fir Wo dahi
kiska.? Mera ya 2 Boond daalne
wale ka"
Husband replied :"Typewriter me
kagaz Maine
dala, keys daba-daba kar Mehnat
Maine ki, fir Chithi
kiski? Typewriter ki ya
Meri?"Frustrated Judge (Getting
mad):"Abey Saale Agar Tu Chithi
Haath se hi likh
leta To ye Noubat hi na Aati."

Husband wife funny comedy fight in punjabi . this video is taken from You Tube.

" This is the joke Based on the husband wife discussion in court who would handle the child after the divorce. The joke is in hindi "

Funny Jokes Quotes and facts about chuck norris


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Chuck Norris Quotes Jokes and Facts

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Funny Chuck Norris Quotes:-

Chuck Norris never gets old , he levels up.


chuck norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.


Death once have a near chuck Norris experience.


Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker the second Wednesday of every month.


Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.


Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.


When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.


The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Funny chuck Norris Jokes


Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."


Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

Top five chuck norris funny quotes

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the **** out of it

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

The Big Bang was actually Chuck Norris giving God a round-house kick

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise
 "Chuck Norris cut a hot knife with butter"
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Chuck Norris funny videos from youtube

Hilarious jokes

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The Elevator

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Smith became increasingly furious with her
husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde.
As the elevator stopped at the ground floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr.
Smith, and said, “That will teach you to pinch!”
Bewildered, Mr. Smith was halfway to the car park with his wife when he choked,
“I...I...didn't pinch that girl.”
“Of course you didn’t” his wife replied consolingly. “I did!”

A son

A couple have eight daughters and desperately want a son. On their ninth attempt they
are finally blessed with a boy. They are so overjoyed that they invite all their friends to
a lavish party to celebrate the birth. While the party is in full swing one of the guests
approaches the father to congratulate him. “So tell me,” he says, “who does your little
boy take after? Does he look like you, or his mum?” The father thinks for a while and
says, “Well, to be honest, I don't know. We haven’t looked at his face yet!”

The future

A retired couple are discussing all aspects of their future. “What will you do if I die
before you do?” the husband asks.
After some thought, the wife replies, “I’ll probably look for a house share with three
other single women. It might fun to share with women a little younger than myself, as
I’ve always been so active.”
“What will you do if I die first?” the wife asks.
We a cheeky smile the husband replies, “Probably the same.”
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news.
Patient: Tell me the bad news first doc.
Doctor: I’m really sorry, but we’ve amputated your legs by mistake.
Patient: You’ve what! Amputated my legs. What the hell is the good news?
Doctor: The guy in the next bed wants to buy your slippers.
Did you hear about the porn film director that wanted to make a movie about bondage,
necrophilia and bestiality?
He couldn’t get backing for the idea, as people said he was flogging a dead horse.

Mere Dad KI maruti Movie Forcast Upcoming bollywood movie

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Movie: Mere dad ki maruti
Release Date: 15 March 2013
Releasing Banner: yashrajj films
Director:
Art: Comedy
Music:Sachin Gupta
Star Cast: saquib saleem, ram kapoor pravbal panjabi,ravi kishan
Theatrical Trailer Bollywood movie" Mere Dad Ki Maruti"

Jolly LLb Upcoming bollywood movie 2013

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Bollywood movie JOLLY LLB :

Official trailer video JOlly LLb:


Release date : March 15 2013

Director : Subhash kapoor
Star cast : Arshad warshi, woman Irani, Amrita Rao
Type: comedy fun

It is a sensation comedy movie. It Would be great fiction and comedy releasing on march 15.

Jhuth boliya song video on You tube super hd quality


Funny Salesman Of The Year Joke


--> SALESMAN OF the YEAR AWARD..

this Joke Is In Hindi

Seth ne pappu ko dukaan pe rakha.
Sales 4 Guna ho gai..
Seth ek din pappu se milne shop pe aaya to wo Grahak ko Fishing Rod bech raha tha..

Seth khada ho k dekhne laga.. grahak ne 800 me fishing rod kharid li..

Pappu bola - Itne mehnge joote pehan ke fishing karoge..?
Sports shoe le lo..

Usne 600 ke shoes le lie..

Pappu bola - Dhoop lagegi, ek Cap bhi lo, usne le li..

Pappu bola.. Fishing karte waqt bhookh lagegi to kuch khane ko le lo Usne chips, biscuit le lie..

Wo bola fish rakhne ke lie ek basket le lo.. usne le li..

Is tarah uska bill 8000 bana.
Seth bahut khush hua bola - Tum acche salesman ho, Wo keval fishng rod lene aaya tha aur Tumne itna saman bech diya..:)

Pappu - Sethji wo to Biwi ke liye WHISPER lene aaya tha, Maine bola-5 din kya karega, Ja jake machali pakadX_X =))

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