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Funny Chuck Norris Quotes:-

Chuck Norris never gets old , he levels up.


chuck norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.


Death once have a near chuck Norris experience.


Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker the second Wednesday of every month.


Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.


Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.


When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.


The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."


Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

Top five chuck norris funny quotes

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the **** out of it

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

The Big Bang was actually Chuck Norris giving God a round-house kick

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise
 "Chuck Norris cut a hot knife with butter"
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