Girl and Boy jokes


Clean Joke when girl and boy falls in love

Girl 1: I am in love
Girl2: who is he??
Girl3: how does he look?
Girl4: wat color?
Girl5: how tall is he??
Girl6: wat is he doing?
Girl7: who r his frnds?
Girl8: total wealth?
After full inspection
All Girls: Be careful he might be a bad
guy.
Girl1: OK.
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Same situation
Boy1: I am in love
Boy2: Bro Party
Boy3: Bro Party
Boy4: Bro Party
Boy5: Bro Party
Boy6: Bro Party
Boy7: Bro Party
Boy8: Bro Party.

Boy Insulting girl funny conversation joke

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?

Girl-Apna koi time nhi
jab dil kare so jati hu,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..

Boy-notty!
Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi hai..;-)
Funny joke for girlfriend : I am in toilet




Girl and boys behavior joke

Girl to another girl: "You are beautiful''
Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
&
BOY to another boy: "You are handsome"
Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?" :-P
Best girlfriend and boyfriend jokes

Boy Insulting girl dirty joke

boy to girl:tum nahati nahi ho kya.girl:nahi to roj nahati hu,par tumne esa q pucha.boy:kabhi dekha nahi na isliye.ha ha.
Read ...Double meanig joke girl say water should not go inside

Girl and boy dirty joke

Tcher- Aaj short skirt Q Pahan K Aayi ho
Girl- Sir Aaj Half Day H Na Isliye, Full Day Par Full dress Pahnti Hu
All boys- Sirrrrrrrr,,,
Holiday ko class lo na!


Girl Insulting Boy Clean joke

Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hai
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Funny Girl and Boy Love Joke

Boy- kal se Hum kahi Or milnge......

Girl- Q?

Bf-Bade Zalim H teri Gali k bache.......

Gf- Q kya hua?

Bf-Kutte piche Laga kr kehte H.....JAB PYAR KIYA TO DArna kya!

Girlfriend Boyfriend breakup jokes

 Boy Teasing Girl clean joke

Boy teasing a girl:"Ae chalti kya.. ??
..
Girl:"Kaha.. ??
..
Boy:"Wherever u say...
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Girl:"Ok lets go
shopping..
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Boy:"Kasam se didi
aapke sath to na mazak
karna bhi gunah



Girl and Boy Mentality difference joke

2 Girls face to face:

1st: hi sweetheart

2nd: hi, Darling

And when they talk on their backs about
them.
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1st: she is so selfish (matlabi)
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2nd: she is kamini
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2 Boys face to face:
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1st: kesa hey kamenay? lal shirt main tu pura
yeda lag raha hy
.
2nd: kutte, apne baap se mazakk:?
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And when they talk on their backs.
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.1st: mast banda hy yar
.2nd: bhai hai  apna.. Bhai

Difference between Girls and Boys Love

Basic Difference in girls and boys Love is
Girls like to be loved like in yashraj movies
Boys like the Love in IMRAAN HASHMI movies.

Funny storekeeper girl joke


Boy:- Mujhe Dog Food lena hai. 

SALES GIRL: Kya apke pas Kutta hai?

Boy: Haan Ghar pe hai. 
SALES GIRL: Sorry, 
Store policy hai k zarort 
dekh kar item sale karo.

NEXT DAY

Boy: Mujhe Cat Food lena hai. 
SALES GIRL: Sorry Sir Pehle Billi la ke dekhao.

3 Din baad Boy Ek Bag le k 

Store aya aur bola:
Bag me hath daal ke sabot dekh lo.

SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli: 
Koi Garam, Geeli aur Mulaym 
chez hai. Kiya hai ?

Boy: Ye Meri "TATTi" hai, 
Aur Mujhe Aaj “TOILET PAPER” lena hai.. :-)
Hahahha

Romantic love poetry and phylosphy

Romantic love quote

"You love rain,
but you use an umbrella to walk under it..

You love sun,
but you seek shade when it is shining...

You love wind,
but you close windows when it comes to you......

i m scared when you say;
you love me!!!!"

nature, spirtualism and happyness

Philosophy of happiness

HAPPINESS - Is all about perspective...

The reason people find it so hard to be happy is because they
always see the past better than it was, and the present
worse than it really is!

Inspirational story about life

Inspirational story about how to live life

Group of ex students visited their University Professor.
Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in life.
Offering them coffee, Prof returned from kitchen with a pot of coffee in different cups: Porcelain, Glass, Crystal, some plain looking, some expensive.
When all had a cup of coffee in hand.

# Professor said:

If U noticed all d expensive cups were taken up first, leaving d plain ones. It is normal for U to want only d Best. But that is also d source of Ur stress.

What U really wanted was Coffee, NOT Cup, But U all still went for d Best Cups & were eyeing each other's Cups!

If Life Is Coffee, then Jobs, Money & Status in Society are d Cups.

They are just tools to hold & contain life.

Don't let d Cups drive you.
Enjoy D Coffee.!! :)

fuuny husband wife image jokes

Funny Image joke on husband and wife


Sun temple kottayam kerla A tourist place in india

 Sun temple kottayam kerla A tourist place in india 


Adityapuram Sun Temple, Kottayam, Kerala

This is the only temple of Surya Dev (Sun God) in Kerala.The famous sun temple Adityapuram is 3 kilometers away from Kaduthuruthy, which is known to be the second sun temple in India.


आदित्यपुरम सूर्य देव मंदिर ...ये भारत का दूसरा सबसे बड़ा सूर्य मंदिर व केरल का एकलौता सूर्य मंदिर हैं , रविवार के दिन यहाँ काफी भीड़ होती हैं |

Funny Shayri by a shayar at nijam's daughter wedding

Funny Shayri by a shayar at nijam's daughter wedding

Funny sexy shayari 


In a marriage party of a Nizam's daughter, there's a very gandu shaayar.

He had a famous background of some really gandu shayari.

People were expecting something from him when suddenly he started

KYA HASEEN FIZA HAI INTAZAM KI...

People - WAH! WAH, IRSHAAD, IRSHAAD !!!!
KYA HASEEN FIZA HAI INTAZAM KI...

CHUDEGI AAJ LAUNDI NIZAM KI.

People were really shocked and very angry (probably most of them were not like us).

They started abusing and throwing stones at him. On this he again started...

AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON...

This calmed people a bit.

AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON...

MAA KE LAUDON PATTHAR TO NA MARO

People went out of control this time and started beating and kicking him.

He begged for mercy but they were not ready to listen to him any more, so he finally stated.

GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI.

GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI...

JAB BAHARE-CHAMAN MAIN HONGE

MAA CHOD-DENGE TUMHARI.

The Nizaam gets very angry and banishes him out of the state for 5 years.

After 5 years he feels sorry for the poet and gets him back to a mushaira.
The poet starts his shayari

AYE SANAM UTHA KALAM, KASAM TUJHE? ?US? ?RAB KI

Public: Wah wah.. irshaad (thinking that he has really improved now that he is including God in his shayari)

AYE SANAM UTHA KALAM, KASAM TUJHE US? ?RAB KI

PAANCH SAAL BAAD MAUKA MILA HAI, MAA CHODENGE AAJ SAB ki

Girl and boy Adult Sexy jokes in hindi

Girl: "Do you think I'm pretty? Be honest!"
Boy: "Sure, .... with a little face lift, lip reconstruction,­ a nose job, and some make-up, you wouldn't be half bad."
Girl: "Do you think I'm sexy?"
Boy: "With a tummy tuck, some liposuction, and and a boob job, you wouldn't be half bad"
Girl: "Would you have sex with me?"
Boy: "With the lights off.... Absolutely!"
Girl: "If I did everything you just said, would you marry me?"
Boy: "Probably"
Girl: "Really? And would you have a family with me?"
Boy: "I don't want ugly babies"








Girl And Boy In A hotel  room


Girlfriend and Boyfriend Hotel Mein Sex Karne Ke Liye Gaye
Jaisi Hi Vaha Jake Ladki Ne Jeans Utari To Panty Mein Se Hariyali Najar Aayi
Ladke Ne Ghabrate Hue Puchha: Abe Ye Kya Hai??
Ladki Sharmate Hue: Oh Shittt, Raat Ko Mooli Nikalana Hi Bhool Gayi

Inspirational story : Faith in god

 This story inspires to be faith in god. this story makes us to believe Everything happens happens for good.


A man just got married and was returning
home
with his wife.
They were crossing a lake in a boat, when
suddenly
a great storm arose.
The man was a warrior, but the woman
became
very much afraid because it seemed almost
hopeless:
The boat was small and the storm was really
huge,
and any moment they were going to be
drowned.
But the man sat silently, calm and quiet, as if
nothing was happening.
The woman was trembling and she said, “Are
you
not afraid ?”.
This may be our last moment of life! It
doesn’t
seem that we will be able to reach the other
shore.
Only some miracle can saveus; otherwise
death is
certain.
Are you not afraid? Are you mad or
something? Are
you a stone or something?
The man laughed and took the sword out of
its
sheath.
The woman was even more puzzled:
What he was doing?
Then he brought the naked sword close to
the
woman’s neck, so close that just a small gap
was
there, it was almost touching her neck.
He said,” Are you afraid ?”
She started to laugh and said,” Why should I
be
afraid ?,If the sword is in your hands, why I
should
be afraid?
I know you love me.
” He put the sword back and said, This is
myanswer”.
I know God Loves me, and the storm is in
His hands
SO WHATSOEVER IS GOING TO HAPPEN IS
GOING
TO BE GOOD.
So in 2013 If we survive, good; if we don’t
survive,
good ,because everything is in His hands and
He
cannot do anything wrong.

Blonde Jokes : A vast collection of Blonde jokes


Q: How do you keep a BLONDE busy all day?
 A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.\

 Q: How did the BLONDE die ice fishing?
A: She was run over by the zambonis machine.

 Q: How do you get a BLONDE to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.

Q: What does a BLONDE ask the doctor, in the maternity ward?
 A: "Is it mine?" Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

 Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
 A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
 A: "Nice tits!"

 Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
 A: Reservations.

 Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.

Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
 A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

 Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
 A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on.It's off.

 Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A1: They both have a black box.
 A2: Both have a cockpit.

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

 Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A: Air bubbles.

 Q: What do you call a room full of blonde women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A: A whine and cheese party!

 Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?
 A: A waste.
Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
A: An air mattress.

 Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? '
A: An Air Bag.

 Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

 Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

 Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
 A: Divorcee'

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
 A: A visitor.



Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

 Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.

Q: Why did god give blondes 2% more brains than horses?
A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree
? A: Wave to her.

Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex?
A: She opens the car door.

 Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?
 A: And I thought blondes were dumb!

Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
 A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart)
A2: By doing the splits.

 Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, "Next".
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares? A7: The batteries have run out.

 Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? '
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!

Q: How does a blonde prefer her eggs?
A: Unfertilized.


Q: How do you drown a blond?
 A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
 A2: Don't tell her to swallow. A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

 Q: How does a blonde give a high-five?
 A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

 Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.

 

Collection Of Best Blonde Jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
 A: A know-it-all bitch.

Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?
A: One's a phony buck.



Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!

Long Blonde jokes

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Hillarious funny blonde jokes

Adult joke of politician and prisoner 

Ek Minister Pagal Khaneke Daure par tha.
Ek Pagal Bola: Minister Sahib Ek
Cigarette aur Maachis dena.
Minister ne cigarette diya aur Dr. se
bola:
doctor,ye aadmi to achhe se baat
kar raha hai...kahin se pagal
nahilagh raha hai.....
Pagal ne Cigarette Tod ke Tobacco
Apne Sir par dala
aur Machis se Aag laga di.....Phir
Apni Dhoti Utha ke, L**d Hila ke
bola:
Lo Minister Sahib, Hukkaaa Piyoooo
Hukkaaaa'!!!!!


Adult joke On elctrician and his wife sex

Ek Mota Bijli Wala Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Tha.

Par Uski Patni Khush Nahi Dikh Rahi Thhi, Kuch Der Ye Dekhne Ke Baad Usne Pucha.

Mistri: “Bolo Priye Tumhe Kya Ghum Hai?”

Patni: “Swami Ji, Load Jyada Aur Voltage Kam Hai“


Santa Banta foolish joke on chess playing

Santa and Banta were playing chess
(joke doesn't end here).
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Santa:
Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai.
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Banta:
Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi
bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.
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The joke doesn't end here either
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Phir waha Vishwanath anand aata hai.
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Vishy:
Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelate hai.
Santa-Banta:
Nahi, aap to hume aasanise hara doge.
Vishy:
Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me akela.
S-B:
Phir bhi hum haar jayenge
Vishy:
Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.
S-B:
Haan. Phir thik hai.
The joke still doesn't end.
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Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy
chala jata hai.
Santa:
Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left
hand se bhi hara diya usne.
Banta:
Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.
Santa:
Kaise?
Banta:
Saala lefty hi hoga.
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Joke ENDS here.

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