Aye mere watan ke logon hindi song lyrics

 Aye mere watan ke logon hindi song lyrics

Aye Mere Watan Ke Logo ( Lyrics )
Movie :Aye Mere Watan Ke Logo   
      Music Director :C. Ramchandra
      Singer(s) :Lata Mangeshkar
     

Aye mere watan ke logon

tum khub lagaa lo naaraa
ye shubh din hai hum sab kaa
leharaa lo tirangaa pyaaraa
par mat bhulo siimaa par
veeron ne hai praan ganwaae
kuchh yaad unhein bhi kar lo
kuchh yaad unhein bhi kar lo
jo lauT ke ghar na aaye
jo lauT ke ghar na aaye

Aye mere watan ke logon
zaraa aankh mein bhar lo paani
jo shahid hue hain unki
zaraa yaad karo qurbaani

jab ghaayal hua himaalay
khatare mein padi aazaadi
jab tak thi saans ladhe wo
phir apani laash bichhaa dii
sangiin pe dhar kar maathaa
so gaye amar balidaani
jo shahid hue hain unki
zaraa yaad karo qurbaani

jab desh mein thi diwaali
wo khel rahe the holi
jab hum baithe the gharon mein
wo jhel rahe the goli
the dhanya jawaan wo aapane
thi dhanya wo unki jawaani
jo shahid hue hain unki
zaraa yaad karo qurbaani

koi sikh koi jaat maraatha
koi gorkhaa koi madaraasi
sarhad pe marane waalaa
har veer thaa bhaaratvaasi
jo khoon giraa parvat par
Wo khoon thaa Hindustaani
jo shahid hue hain unki
zaraa yaad karo qurbaani

thi khoon se lath pat kaayaa
phir bhi bandhuk uthaake
dus dus ko ek ne maaraa
phir gir gaye hosh ganwaa ke
jab ant samay aayaa to
keh gaye ke ab marte hain
khush rehanaa desh ke pyaaron
ab hum to safar karte hain
kyaa log the wo deewaane
kyaa log the wo abhimaani
jo shahid hue hain unki
zaraa yaad karo qurbaani

tum bhool naa jaao unko
is liye kahi ye kahaani
jo shahid hue hain unki
zaraa yaad karo qurbaani
jay hind... jay hind ki senaa
jay hind... jay hind ki senaa
jay hind, jay hind, jay hind

Ramaiya vastavaiya bollywood movie jeene laga hu pahle se jyada hindi song lyrics

 Jeene laga hu pahle se jyada bollywood movie hindi song lyrics


       Jeene Laga Hoon ( Lyrics )
       Movie :Ramaiya Vastavaiya   
      Music Director :Sachin-Jigar
      Singer(s) :Atif Aslam & Shreya Ghoshal
      Lyricists :Priya Panchal
     
Song Picturised On :
      Song Added:
2013-05-13
      Mood/Type : Love Song




     Jeene Laga Hoon

Pehle Se Zyada

Pehle Se Zyada
Tumpe Marne Laga
Main Mera Dil
Aur Tum Ho Yahan
Phir Kyun Ho
Palkein Jhukayein Wahan
Tum Sa Haseen
Pehle Dekha Nahin
Tum Isse Pehle The
Jaane Kahan

Jeene Laga Hoon
Pehle Se Zyada
Pehle Se Zyada
Tumpe Marne Laga
Hmm Hmm

Rehte Ho Aa Ke Jo
Tum Paas Mere
Tham Jaye Pal Yeh Wahin
Bass Main Yeh Sochun

Sochun Main Tham Jaye Pal Yeh
Paas Mere Jab Ho Tum
Sochun Main Tham Jaye Pal Yeh
Paas Mere Jab Ho Tum

Chalti Hai Saansein
Pehle Se Zyada
Pehle Se Zyada
Dil Theharne Laga

Hmm Hmm
Tanhaiyon Mein Tujhe Dhoondhe Mera Dil
Har Pal Yeh Tujhko Hi Soche Bhala Kyun
Tanhai Mein Dhoondhe Tujhe Dil
Har Pal Tujhko Soche
Har Pal Tujhko Soche
Milne Lage Dil Pehle Se Zyada
Pehle Se Zyada Ishq Hone Laga
Humm Humm

Husband wife funny hindi jokea

Wife: Jaanu batao tum mujhse kitna pyar karte ho?

Husband: bohat zyada
Wife: phir bhi kitna?
Husband: itna ke dil chah raha hai ke tumhari jaisi ek aur le aaun..
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Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi..

Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho.. Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi..
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"An idea can change your WIFE (LIFE)"
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Height of Female shakkk!
Shohar: Mein tumhare sath 1000 saal rahunga or pyaar karunga.!
Biwi: Uske baaad kahan munh maarne ka iraada hai?
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Wife: Main maike ja rahi hoon, talaaq ka notice bhej dungi!
Husband: Ja ja, meethi meethi baatein kar ke khush karne ki koshish mat kar..
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HUSBAND: Kal mere khwaab mein 1 ladki aayi thi. Wah kya ladki thi!
WIFE: Akeli aayi hogi?
HUSBAND: Tumko kaise pata?
WIFE: Uska husband mere khwaab mein aaya tha.. lolz lolz :)

Mera jeevan kora kagaj hindi song lyrics

Mera jeevan kora kaagaz kora hi reh gaya Hindi song Lyrics

Mera jeevan kora kaagaz kora hi reh gaya -2
Jo likha tha
Jo likha tha aansoon sang beh gaya
Mera jeevan

Mera jeevan kora kaagaz kora hi reh gaya


Ik hawa jhoonka aaya -2
Tuut dali se phool -2
Na pavan ki na chaman ki
Kiski hai ye bhool -2
Kho gayi kho gayi
Khushboo hawa mein kuch na reh gaya
Mera jeevan kora kaagaz kora hi reh gaya

Udte panchi ka thikana -2
Mera na koijahan -2
Na dagar hai na khabar hai
Jana hai mujhko kahan -2
Ban ke sapna -2
Humsafar ka saath reh gaya
Mera jeevan kora kaagaz kora hi reh gaya

Dukh ke andar sukh ki jyoti
Dukh hi sukh ka gyan -2
Dard sah ke janm leta
Har koi insan -2
Vo sukhi hai -2
Jo khushi se dard sah gaya
dukh ka sagar-2
uska jeewan ban k rh gya
Mera jeevan kora kaagaz kora hi reh gaya

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Funny hindi sardar jokes and sms

Sardar and doctor joke in hindi

Dr.:- Aapke 3 daant kaise tut
gaye..?
Sardar:- Ji wo wife ne kadak roti banai thi.
Dr.:- To khane se mana kar dete.
Sardar:- Ji wo hi to kiya tha...


Sardar and his girlfriend joke in hindi

Sardar got an sms from his
Girlfriend written as "I Miss You".
Sardar ne apna dimag laga ke 2 ghante baad reply bheja "I Mr.You".

Sardar aur ajanbi ladki hindi joke

Sardar ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha:- Aapne pehchana mujhe ko.
Ladki:- Nahi aap koun ho..?
Sardar:- Main wahi hu jisko aapne
parso bhi nahi pehchana tha.
 

 Sardar and his math exam funny hindi joke

 Sardar math ke paper me dance kar raha tha.
Kisi ne pocha ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Yaar mere sir ne kaha tha ke her step ke no. hote h.


Sardar meets to bill gates joke in hindi

Sardar Bill gates se:- Tum pagal ho.
Bill:- Why..?
Sardar:- Tumhara surname Gates h aur business tum Windows ka karte ho.


Sardar and his wife sms jokes

Sardarni wrote a msg. to sardar:-
Ghar kab aa rahe ho. msg. karke batao.
Sardar sent msg. to her:- Nahi bata sakta msg. free nahi h.


Sardar aur kutta hindi sms joke

 
1 Sardar ne apni car ke niche kutte
ko leta hua dekha to kutte ko 1 dum se kheecha aur kha:- Bhar nikal bada aaya mechanical engineer banne.


Sardar aur chor hindi sms joke

1 Sardar ke ghar chor aa gya.
Sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga sardar uske piche bhaga aur bhagte-2 chor se bhi aage nikal gya or bola:- 1 to chori uper se humse race.


Sardar aur uski girlfriend hindi sms joke

Sardar ki G.F. romantic mood me:-
Aaj mere ghar koi nahi h, aa jao.
Sardar:- Pagal tu mere ghar aaja,
yahan hum saare h, tera dil lag jayga.


Sardar ji and his poor english joke

Sardar office ja raha tha, Patni pyaar se boli:- See u in the evening.
Sardar gusse se:- Dhamki kise de rahi h, main bhi tujhe dekh loonga.

Sardar ji went for marriage proposal hindi sms joke

Sardar kisi ladki ke ghar rista le kar gaya ladki ke maa baap bole humari beti abhi padh rahi h.
Sardar:- Koi baat nahi hum 1
ghante baad aa jayenge.

saradr dialed wrong number funny hindi text joke

Sardar ne 1 number dial kiya 1
ladki ne received. Sardar:- Hello kaun.
Girl:- Main Seeta.
Sardar:- O yaar ye to ayodhya lag gaya. Sorry Maate.

jatt khatri mulla and sardar joke in hindi

Jatt:- No if no but sirf jatt.
Khatri:- No topi no chatri sirf
khatri.
Mulla:- No gas no chulla sirf mulla.
Sardar:- No dalda no gheo punjabi sharea da peo.


Santa Banta funny hindi joke in LPG Queue:

Cylinder ki Lambi line dekh Santa gusse me bola - Abhi Sonia aur Manmohan ki Mar ke aata Hu.

Kuchh der baad wo wapas line me laga..

Banta ne puchha - Maar Di kya?

Santa - Waha Isse bhi Lambi Line Lagi hai...

15.
Sardar ki beti:- Papa kal aapke ghar se 1 member kam ho jaega.
Next day sardar ki beti bhag jati h.
Sardar:- Ladki ne kaam to galat kiya per thi wo jyotish.
17.
Sardar ke truck pe likha tha
"Chhotta Parivar, Sukhi Parivar"
msg. from "Rinku, Golu, Monu,
Ramu, Shamu, Sohan, Mohan, Tilu, Pinky de papa di gaddi".

19.
1 Bar sardar Rs. jama karne gya.
Officer:- Ye note fata hua h, dusra do.
Sardar:- Main apne A/c me jama kar rha hu, fata karu ya naya, Tujhe kya matlab h be.

20.
Sardar air hostess se:- Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti h. Air hostess ne zordar thappad santa ke muh pe mara.
Sardar:- Kamal h. Aadat bhi wahi h.

21.
Sardar ne evrest pe dekha waha pe 1 baba gutka ragad raha tha.
Sardar:- Baba ye kya h.
Baba:- Masala.
Sardar:- Oh to Evrest masala aap hi banate ho.

22.
Pagal:- Tum muslim ho.
Sardar:- Nahi, main sardar hu.
Pagal:- Nahi, tum muslim ho.
Sardar (gusse me):- Haan, main muslim hu.
Pagal:- Lagte ho sardar ho.

23.
Sardar (Police station ja kar kahta h):- Mujhe phone par jaan se marne ki dhamki m il rhi h.
Inspector:- Koun de rha h.
Sardar:- BSNL wale, kehte h bill nahi bhara to kaat denge.

24.
1 Accident hua, bhut bheed ho gyi, sardar ko aage jane ka moka nahi mil rha tha. Clever sardar:- Hi. mera Bapu. Bheed ne raah di to kutta marra mila...

25.
Sardar ka sir phat gya.
Dr.:- Ye kaise hua.?
Sardar:- Main chappal se pathar tod raha tha. Mujhe 1 aadmi ne bola "Kabhi khopdi" ka istemal bhi kar liya kar.

26.
Sardar ko ek party ka invitation mila jisme likha tha only pink tie.
Sardar wahan gaya to usne dekha ke logo ne pant shirt bhi pehni thi... Hahaha

Birthday wishing shayari and sms in hindi



Birthday Shayari for friend in hindi

Har raah aasan ho,
Har raah pe khushiya ho,
Har din khubsoorat ho,
Aisa hi poora jivan ho,
Yahi har din meri dua ho,
Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!!
`
Baar baar yeh din aaye,
baar baar yeh dil gaaye,
tu jiye hazaro saal,
yehi hai meri aarzoo,
Happy B’day To You !!!”
`
Ayi Hai Subhah Wo Roshani Leke,
Jaise Naye Josh Ki Nayi Kiran Chamke,
Vishwas Ki Lau Sada jalake Rakhana,
Degi andheron mein rasta diya banke
Happy Birtday

Birthday Wishes In Hindi

Har lamha apke hothon pe muskan rahe,
Har ghum se aap anjaan rahen,
Jiske sath mehak uthe aapki zindgi,
Hamsha aapke pass woh insan rahe.
Happy Birthday
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Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!
Happy Birthday
....................................
The child was born,
parents were blessed
and
i am so lucky to have u
as my friend.
Happy Birthday to you
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Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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Happy Birthday Slogans 
I'm so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!
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Wishing Belated Happy bday 

 my plane was crashed but i m ok,
my car was stolen yesterday,
i missed the bus,&
my mobile's battry was also verylow,
thats y i can't get u yesterday,
plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED B'DAY 2 U
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Birthday Text Messages
 In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star."


Birthday Text message in hindi
sall bad ye din aaya hai,
apane sang khushiyo ki bahar laya hai...
hakikat me to apase na mil payenge
lekin sapane me hi apako wish karenge
Happy Birthday  

Har raah aasan ho,
Har raah pe khushiya ho,
Har din khubsoorat ho,
Aisa hi poora jivan ho,
Yahi har din meri dua ho,
Aisa hi tumhara har
janamdin ho!!!
!!!
|^^^^^|
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[***********]
Happy Birthday


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Happy Birthday SMS,/ Birthday Greetings In Hindi
Hamari to duaa hai, koi gila nahi
Wo gulaab jo aaj tak khila nahi
Aaj ke din aapko wo sab kuch mile
Jo aaj tak kisi ko kabhi mila nahi
***** Happy Birth Day For You***** 
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Pal Pal intezaar karte hai janam din ke liye,
Woh din ayega bhi to bus pal do pal ke liye,
Guzarish hamari hai uss ghadi se..
Woh pal jald se laye din bhar ke liye.. 


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Sexy Jokes and sms in hindi



Adult joke patient and the doctor

An upset man Goes to a Sex Therapist.

Man: Doc, u Gotta help me. Please!

Doc: Sure Dude. Wats ur problem?

Man: It goes like this.
Every Morning I get up & give my wife Hot Sex.
Then leave for office. I give a lift to my girlfriend, while going to Office, she gives me an amazing blowjob.

While in office, After lunch I give My secretary a Quickie behind My table doggy style.

After I finish Work, I have steamy sex with a Callgirl whom I order everyday.

While Returning home from office I bang girlfrnd in my car.

While at home, I Fuck my wife till she Is half Dead.

After Dinner she gives a nice blow job to finish of My Day.

Doc: Well u Seem 2 have an Amazing sex life. I dont see any problem..??

Man: There is a problem Doc.

It hurts when I Mastubate at Midnight.X_X
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Husband Wife joke (sexy)

Pati ke Penis pe madhu makkhi kaat gayi. He goes to doctor with his wife.

Wife sharmate hue,"Sirf dard ki dawa dena,sujan rehne dena.";;)

Husband wife adult joke

Husband walking behind his Wife says, "Baby u become so fat...ur bums look like a washing machine!!''
The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking...
At night the husband asks for sex..
Wife, Sorry Darling..I cant start d washing machine for such a small load !!
Why don't you do a hand wash!
                                   

Husband wife joke on poor performance

Pati Gaana Gaa raha tha- Me Duniya Hila dunga Teri Chahat me..
Patni- Rahne do Raat ko Khatiya to Hila nahi pate, Duniya kya Khak Hilaoge.?.

Husband wife adult joke in hindi

Wife ko yaqeen tha ki pati & Naukrani me sex Relation hai.

Dono ko 1 sath pakdne k liye plan bnaya

or Naukrani ko chupke se chutti pe bhej diya.

Raat ko pati ne pet Dard ka Bahana kiya or toilet gaya &

wife Naukrani k Bed Pe ja k so gayi or Light off kar di

wo silently Room me aye or sex krne laga

.

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Sex k baad wife boli Tum Mujhe Yaha dekh k SHOCKED hoge

or light on kar di

.

.

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watchman Bola Madam Aap ?!!!

Moral zyada smart bnne wala aese hi chud jaate h

2 men are in a doc's office to get a vasectomy (nasbandhi). Nurse asks both men to strip. She begins to masturbate 1st man.

Nurse and patient Adult joke

Man1: Why are you doing that?
Nurse: I have to vacate all the sperm in your system to have a clean procedure.
Then she drops to her knees & starts giving 2nd man oral sex and has sex with him.
Man1: Why is it that I get masturbated & he gets a blow job and sex?
Nurse: That sir, is the difference between Mediclaim and Cash payment=))


Adult hindi joke on new married couple

(Sharma ji ki suhagrat hindi joke)

Sharmaji on his first night: Jaanu, itna kyun ghabra rahi ho?
Biwi: Mujhe sex ke bare mein kuch bhi nahi pata
Sharmaji: Arre, to isme sharmane ki kya baat hai, (He points at his dick) Isko kehte hain qaidi(Then he points at her pussy) and isko kehte hain Jail jab qaidi jail mein jaata hai, toh usse s-x kehte hainBiwi: Itna aasan?
To phir chaalu karein?

They have passionate sex and Sharmaji rests

Biwi nudges him again and says:
Suno, jail khuli hai aur qaidi bahar hai

Sharmaji gets on her again and they make out

After 10 mins Biwi nudges him again and says: Jail khuli hai, Qaidi ko daalo na

Sharmaji thodi himmat jutate hai and makes out again
As he lies exhausted

Biwi says: Jail khali padi hai
Qaidi ko bhejo na

Sharmaji: Bhenchod,Qaidi ko ' UMAR QAID ' thodi mili hai.


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funny joke wife discussing about their sex life

Mrs Shukla- I notice that when I go down on
Shuklaji and give a blowjob his balls are always
cold.
Mrs khosla-- Mr khosla's balls are cold too, when I
give Blowjob.
Mrs nair is shocked, How can you both do such
thing, It is disgusting.
Both explain to mrs nair that a blowjob is the best
way in getting him to buy Jewelry.
Mrs. Nair agrees and says-I will try tonight.
Next Day....Both are shocked to see mrs nairs face
bruised and beaten black n blue,
What Happened they asked ??
Mrs. Nair-- mr. Nair did this.
Ladies- But why ??
Mrs nair-- I don't know, I was giving blowjob and
all I said was - Hey your balls are also cold like
Mr. Shukla and Mr. Khosla.. 

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