Best clean and vegeterian jokes in hindi till now

Student and teacher clean vegeterian joke in Hindi

Sir-Wo kaun h jisne apna pehla kadam chand par rakha
Student-Niel Armstrong
Sir-Aur dusra
Student-kya sir dusra b usne hi rakha, langda thodi tha woh;-)

Girl and Boy clean vegetarian joke in Hindi

Girl:"Janu kal mera b’day hai,
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Boy:"Darling Advance me happy b’day,
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Girl:"kya gift doge..
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Boy:"kya chaiye..
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Girl:"RING...
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Boy:"Ring dunga par uthana mat BALANCE nahi hai... :p ;)
 

Girl and Guy clean vegetarian joke in Hindi

A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

The girl answered with a loud voice, “I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!!!”

All of the students in the library started staring at the guy. He was very embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and told him, “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. Let me guess, you were embarrassed, huh?”

The guy responded with a loud voice, “200 DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT?!?!?! THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!”

…and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy leaned over and whispered, “I study Law, and I know how to make people look guilty.”

WIFE TO DRUNK HUSBAND clean vegetarian joke in Hindi

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from now on,
if your lips touch liquor you will never touch my lips

HUSBAND:
awwwwww??

WIFE:
now what are you thinking ??

HUSBAND:
deciding......

WIFE:
deciding what ??
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18 yrs old SCOTCH

OR

40 yrs old LIPS...��

husband and wife clean vegetarian joke in hindi


Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife's Photo and Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target

From Another Room Wife Called The Husband: Honey What Are You Doing

Husband: MISSING YOU.

Teacher  and Pappu funny clean joke and sms

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots !!
PAPPU: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

Funny  clean sms joke: Pappu and class techer

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO” !!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !

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Teacher : Pappu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Pappu : No, teacher, it’s the same dog… we both wrote on!!!

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Even though he could not tell time, my three-year-old grandson was playing with a wall clock when I visited.

Later, when I was putting on my coat to leave, I asked him what time it was. He looked at the clock blankly, then brightened.

“It’s time for you to go,” he answered triumphantly.

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Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge.
Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hai.
Child : Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.

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Teacher : ‘A’ for?
Student : Apple !!!
Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

“Take only ONE. God is watching.”



Moving further along the lunch line,at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note:

“Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”




 

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