Besharm Movie Song Tilte song lyrics

Bollywood movie besharam title song lyrics


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Besharam Lyrics

Paida nanga huaa to
Kaahe ki kaahe ki sharam
Maai baap naa hi
Naa koi dharam

Tedhe medhon se kadak
Seedhe saadon se naram
Fun harfunmaula hardum

Aaja sab ko dikha de ban
Dil khole seena taane ban
Aaja sab ko dikha de ban besharam
Dil khole seena taane ban besharam
Aaja thumka laga le ban besharam
Dil khole seena taane ban besharam

Be is for Beimaan
Sha is for Shaitaan
Rum pee ke jeete hum

BESHARAM (x2)


Haan kare saare hi karam
Daam puche bina hum
Waada karke mukarte na hum
Shuruaat kare hum
Hum hi kare khatam
Tod denge tere saare hi bharam

Aaja sab ko dikha de ban besharam

Dil khole seena taane ban besharam
Aaja thumka laga le ban besharam
Dil khole seena taane ban besharam

Aflaatoon aflaatoon
Panga lena in my khoon
Atrangi atrangi
Baja dunga sabki pungi
Chaal mein meri mastiyaan
Hasti saari hastiyan
Jab hilaaun apni taang
Hile saari duniya

Haan dil se bade hi Romeo hai
Harqaton se kare dang
Pehle toh pyaar se manaaye
Maane nahi toh hogi jung

Ungli jis pe rakh de hum
Chalke aaye woh ulte kadam
Dete kisi ko dard jo hum
Hum hi lagaate hain marham

Chheed lenge...
Chheed lenge tujhi se tujhi ko aaj hum
Dil khole seena taane ban besharam
Aaja thumka laga le ban besharam
Dil khole seena taane ban besharam

Be's for Beimaan
Sha's for Shaitaan
Rum pee ke jeete hum
BESHARAM (x2)



Ranbir Kapoor - Rum Pee Ke Jeete Hum Besharam

Besharam Movie title song video on Youtube with  lyrics



Shuddh desi romance bollywood movie

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Theme of bollywood movie Shudh desi romance


The movie revolves around the emotions like love, commitment and attraction. In this rom-com, Raghu is a common man and his lover Gayatri is bindaas by her nature.

Official Bollywood trailer of shuddh desi romance


Akshay kumar bollywood movie Boss

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You can Watch official trailer of Bollywood movie boss.


Altaf Bhai :funny joke on rape in hindi

Funny hindi joke on Rape


--> Altaf bhai ke area mein Rape hua.
Jo ladka Rape kiya usko Altaf bhai ke paas laye.

Altaf: apun ka area, yeh jaante hue bhi tune rape kiya
Boy: Sorry galti hui.

Altaf: ye sab kaise hua?
Boy: Usne apun ko ishare se upar bulaya. Apun gaya to usne ghar ka gate band kara.

Altaf: Fir
Boy: Woh boli,Oye chikne meri pyas bujha de

Altaf: Fir
Boy: Apun ne socha ki Altaf bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karna

Altaf: Fir......
Boy: Apun bola 1-2 kiss karega, suck bhi karega, lekin fuck nahi, akhir Altaf bhai ka area hai.

Altaf: Fir
Boy: Usne meri pant utari fir apne kapde utarne lagi.

Altaf: (being excited) Fir
Boy: Usne apni jeans & top utar di aur fir bra & panty bhi,apun to mast ho gaya, lekin socha ki altaf bhai ka area hai.

Altaf: fully excitd) arrey Fir
Boy: Apun uske lips kiss kiya & boob suck karne laga but dimag mein tha ki altaf bhai ka area hai..

Altaf out of control: bhossdike Fir
Boy: Apun aage badhne wala tha lekin socha ki Altaf bhai ka area.

Altaf: Abe Altaf gaya ma chudane aage bol .
Boy:Apun bhi ye socha, or bajaa diya..
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Happy janmashtami sms

vast collection of free sri Krishna  Janmashtami wishing sms

sri Krishna janmashtami wishing sms

Unke guno se jivan ko sajaye,
GITA ke vicharo ko man me basaye,
lana he hame KRISHNA ko aur bhi apne karib,
to aao apne ghar ko hi gokul banaye..
HAPPY JANMASHTMI-

 krishna janmashtami SMS in HIndi

Wo Mor Mukut,Wo Nad Lala,
Wo Murli Manohar,Wo Bansi wala,
Wo Makhan chor,Wo Braj Lala,
-Janam ashtami ki hardik badhayi..
JAI SHRI KRISHNA:

janmashtami sms hindi

Makhan chor Nandkishor.
Bandhi jisne preet ki dor!
Harey krishanHarey murari,
pujti jinhe duniya sari.
Aao unke gunn gaye,
Sab mil k Janmasthmi mnae!

 

janmashtami quotes in hindi

Murli manohar, braj k dharohar,
wo nandalal gopala hai.
Bansi ki dhun par sab dukh harnewala,
murli manohar aane wale hai.
HAPPY JANMASTAMI

  Shri Krishna Govind Hare Murare,
He Nath Narayan, Vasudeva,
Tribhvan Ke Swami,Sakha Humare,
He Nath Narayan Vasudeva,
Aapko Janamashtmi ki hardik Shubhkamnaye.

Socha kisi apne se baat kare,
apne kisi khas ko yaad kare,
kiya jo faisla JANMASHTMI ki subhkamna dene ka,
dil ne kaha kyo na aapse suruaat kare..


Best clean and vegeterian jokes in hindi till now

Student and teacher clean vegeterian joke in Hindi

Sir-Wo kaun h jisne apna pehla kadam chand par rakha
Student-Niel Armstrong
Sir-Aur dusra
Student-kya sir dusra b usne hi rakha, langda thodi tha woh;-)

Girl and Boy clean vegetarian joke in Hindi

Girl:"Janu kal mera b’day hai,
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Boy:"Darling Advance me happy b’day,
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Girl:"kya gift doge..
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Boy:"kya chaiye..
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Girl:"RING...
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Boy:"Ring dunga par uthana mat BALANCE nahi hai... :p ;)
 

Girl and Guy clean vegetarian joke in Hindi

A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

The girl answered with a loud voice, “I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!!!”

All of the students in the library started staring at the guy. He was very embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and told him, “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. Let me guess, you were embarrassed, huh?”

The guy responded with a loud voice, “200 DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT?!?!?! THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!”

…and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy leaned over and whispered, “I study Law, and I know how to make people look guilty.”

WIFE TO DRUNK HUSBAND clean vegetarian joke in Hindi

:

from now on,
if your lips touch liquor you will never touch my lips

HUSBAND:
awwwwww??

WIFE:
now what are you thinking ??

HUSBAND:
deciding......

WIFE:
deciding what ??
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18 yrs old SCOTCH

OR

40 yrs old LIPS...��

husband and wife clean vegetarian joke in hindi


Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife's Photo and Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target

From Another Room Wife Called The Husband: Honey What Are You Doing

Husband: MISSING YOU.

Teacher  and Pappu funny clean joke and sms

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots !!
PAPPU: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

Funny  clean sms joke: Pappu and class techer

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO” !!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !

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Teacher : Pappu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Pappu : No, teacher, it’s the same dog… we both wrote on!!!

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Even though he could not tell time, my three-year-old grandson was playing with a wall clock when I visited.

Later, when I was putting on my coat to leave, I asked him what time it was. He looked at the clock blankly, then brightened.

“It’s time for you to go,” he answered triumphantly.

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Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge.
Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hai.
Child : Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.

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Teacher : ‘A’ for?
Student : Apple !!!
Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

“Take only ONE. God is watching.”



Moving further along the lunch line,at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note:

“Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”




 

Funny adult jokes in hindi and english mix

Funny joke on transparent condom

Q: Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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Funny Joke Prostitute house sign board

Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

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Funny AIDS awareness slogan adult quote

New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

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Funny Saying About Sex

Why is sex like shaving ? Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again...

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aDULT QUESTION IN HINDI

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

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Funny Logic Quote ON BOOBS SIZE

Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right? A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.

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Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

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Funny responses after seks by different type womens

Response after sex

1) call girl; paise

2) girl frends; jaldi kapde do

3) padosan; fir kab aoge

4) wife; ab 2 din kuch mat bolna

5) kamwali; ab to pagar bada do..

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Suhagrat funny hindi joke


Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me?
Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi.

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Kuware sochte hai k shadishuda ache h
Shadishuda sochte hai k kuware ache h
Fark sirf itna hai ki Shadishuda din m sochte hai or kuware raat ko...

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Amazing idea girlfriend boyfriend joke

Boyfriend1:- can i touch your boobs
Girlfriend1 :- Shut up!!!!
Boyfriend2 :- can i touch ur heartbeats
Girlfriend2 :- ooooh!! how sweet!!

Rishta wahi soch nai

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Teacher: Machchhar k Katne Se Maleria hota hai Aids kyu Nahi ?

Student: Qki Machchhar Dunk Marta hai Gaand nahi. Aage se Bakchodi Wale Sawal mat Puchhna.

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LIC launches a new sexy Policy Jeevan Sambhog In partnership with MANFORCE condoms and UNWANTED-72
The new punch line:- Thokne ke Saath Bhi, Thokne ke Baad Bhi.

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Funny Hindi joke shopkeeper girl and his boobs

Shop pe Ladki ne 36 ki Bra li or trial room me kameez uttar ke dukandar ko andr bulaya.

Dukandar ne Boobs dekh ke chusna shuru kar diye jin pe behoshi ki dawa lagi hui thi, Wo behosh ho gaya.

Ladki ne shop ka tamam Cash liya & jate hue shishe pe likh gai:

Khula Dudh Sehat ke lie Hanikarak Hai !!

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Girl and shopkeeper joke on condom

Girl: condoms Dena..
Shopkeeper(masti main): kis liyeeeeee
Girl(Gusse se): Tere baap ko gift karungi, taki tere jaisa dusra CHUTIYA paida na kare....

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Funny adult  joke in english :Intimacy with malaysian

Aftr Sex,Man ws Relaxng on bed wid butiful Girl in Thailnd,SHE spent long time playng wid his penis
Man-U Like it so much?
Grl- Ya, I miss mine aftr Surgery.
Gudmorning beepers.. :*

Funny adult joke in hindi :Impotent husband

Ek aurat Dr Se: “Mera Pati 300% Napusank Hai”
Doctor Hairan Hoke: “Arrey, Wo Kaise?”
Aurat Rote Hue Boli: “Ek To Uska Khada Nahi Hota. Dusara Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. Teesra KalUs Bhenchod Ne Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li.“

funny joke on big boobs size in hindi

Ek Moti Lady Ek Bar Bazar Mein Bra Lene Gayi, Aur Dukan Par Jake Bra Dekhne Lagi.
Dekhte Dekhte Achanak Boli: “Bhaiya, Wo Wali Bra Mere Size Ki Lagti Hai, Dikhana Zara”
Dukandar: “Maff Karna Bahanji, Wo Bra Nahi, Mere Scooter Ki Steppney Ka Cover Hai“

Fuuny sms :innocent guy

Pappu: “Mom, Aap Blouse Mein PaiseKyun Rakhti Ho?”
Mom: “Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale”
Pappu: “Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai“

adult hindi jokes lady and baba

Ek Dukhi Lady Baba Ke Pas Gayi Aur Boli
Lady: “Baba Mera Pati Kab Sudhrenga?”
Baba: “Pati Ko Layi Ho?”
Lady: “Nahi.”
Baba: “Koi Baat Nahi, Apna Blouse Kholiye”
Lady: “Kyun?”
Baba: “Bachha, Pati Ki Hath Ki Rekhayein Dekhni Hai Na“

Hindi sexy joke on suhagrat

Apni Suhagrat Ko Pati Achhe Tarike Se Sex Kar Nahi Paya
Subha Dulhe Ki Maa Ne Bahurani Se Puchha
Saas: “Bahu, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?“
Bahu Udasi Se: “Maa Ji Kya Batau, Grah Parvesh To 2 Baar Hua, Par Grah Shanti Nahi Ho Paayi“

Girls hostel adult sms in hindi

Girl Hostel Me Ek Phone Aaya – “Meena Hai Kya?”
Warden Ne Pucha – “Piche Kya Lagati Hai Wo?”
Phone Wala – “Ab Tho Pata Nahi Ji Par Pehle Sarson Ka Tel Lagati Thi“

child and scientist funny adult sms joke in hindi

Aeroplane me ek scientist aur ek bachha sath baithe the
Sct:- Kuchh baat kare , time paas ho jayega
Boy:-Kis topic par
Sct:-Nuclear power par
Boy: Theek
he,magar pehle mere ek sawal ka jawab do ki jab Bakra, Bhaisa aur Gadha, teeno ghaas khate h,
phir Bakre ka Lund itna chhota q?
Bhaise ka itna mota q? aur
Gadhe ka itna lamba q hota h?
Sct:-what nonsense, mujhe nhi pta
Boy: bhosdiwale Pata tujhe Lund ka nhi or Baatein nuclear power ki chodni hai

Popat ka Pinjra
20 Rupaye me".
Popat ka Pinjra. 20 Rupaye me ...ek aadmi road side chilla raha tha
1Aurat ne pas ja kar dekha,
aur
wapas aayi.

Dusri: Kya huwa?

Patni: Haramkhor Kameena!

"UNDER WEAR"
bech raha hai.

Response after sex

1) call girl; paise

2) girl frends; jaldi kapde do

3) padosan; fir kab aoge

4) wife; ab 2 din kuch mat bolna

5) kamwali; ab to pagar bada do..

Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me?
Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi.

Kuware sochte hai k shadishuda ache h
Shadishuda sochte hai k kuware ache h
Fark sirf itna hai ki Shadishuda din m sochte hai or kuware raat ko...

girlfriend and boyfriend adult and sexy jokes in hindi on touching boobs

Boyfriend1:- can i touch your boobs
Girlfriend1 :- Shut up!!!!
Boyfriend2 :- can i touch ur heartbeats
Girlfriend2 :- ooooh!! how sweet!!

Rishta wahi soch nai

Teacher and student hindi sexy jokes on condom

Teacher: Machchhar k Katne Se Maleria hota hai Aids kyu Nahi ?

Student: Qki Machchhar Dunk Marta hai Gaand nahi. Aage se Bakchodi Wale Sawal mat Puchhna.

LIC launches a new sexy Policy Jeevan Sambhog In partnership with MANFORCE condoms and UNWANTED-72
The new punch line:- Thokne ke Saath Bhi, Thokne ke Baad Bhi.



Girl: condoms Dena..
Shopkeeper(masti main): kis liye -e-e-e
Girl(Gusse se): Tere baap ko gift karungi, taki tere jaisa dusra CHUTIYA paida na kare....

A boy comes to his class with broken spectacles ...

Teacher: What happened?

Boy: I was kissing my Girlfriend.

Teacher: But how did your spectacles break?

Boy: She closed her legs!!

What's the difference between a man & a woman ...

A man always has the same DICK between his legs all his life ...

A woman MAY NOT!!

Wife: Nashta kar lo.

Husband: Sex hi mera nashta hai & he starts sex.

Dopahar ko wife: Lunch kar lo.

Husband sex hi mera lunch hai & starts sex.

Raat ko jab husband aata hai to wife panty utaar kar
heater ke aage baithi hoti hai.

Husband: What is this?

Wife: Hawas ke poojari, khana garam kar rahin hoon!!

After operation, a girl to Dr: How soon can I resume my sex life?

Dr: You are the first patient to ask this question after tonsil operation!!

Sexy Lady goes to male gynae and says: Dr, a fly has entered my vagina.

Dr: There is only one solution. I can apply some honey on my penis and insert in your vagina. The fly will stick to penis and thus we can take it out.

Lady: Go ahead.

Dr starts.

After five minutes, sexy lady asks: Kya hua Dr, fly kab bahaar niklega?

Dr: Plan changed. I am going to drown him..

Girl and  boy adult joke on bra

Boy- U R wearing Red Bra ?
Girl - How do u know?
Boy-Thanx 2 RAJNIKANT Eyecare!
Girl-U r not wearing underwear
Boy - Hey U too RAJNIKANT eyecare!
Girl - Chain laav aai Zavadya.
Tuza RAJNIKANT baher alaay.

Arz Kiya H

Jise Aane me Lgte H 15 Saal,

Gaur Farmaiyega.

Wah Wah, !!!
"Sun to Le Bhosdi ke"

Jise Aane me Lgte H 15 Saal,

Use Kehte H Jhaat K Baal...

Suhaag Raat Me Wife :
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..

Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?

Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

Pati: Sex ho jaye?
Wife:Nahi
Pati: Zewar la dunga
W:Nahi
Pati: Car launga
W:Nahi
Beta so raha tha..beech me bola: Papa meri gand mar lo par CYCLE la do...

Ladki to Dr: Bachcha 2 din se doodh nhi pi raha
Dr ne Bra me hath daala aur kafi der taK bobbs ko masal ke bola
Doodh hi nai hai
Ladki:"Main to iski Mausi hoon"

Wife: Please zara ye bra ka hook laga dijiye.
Hus: I will charge 4 kisses.
Wife: Rahne do, padosi Se free me lagva leti hu, wo haath daal kar Set bhi kar denge.

CONDOM salesman:
Condom chahiye kya???

Marwadi: kam bhav ka khushbudar rahega to de.

Salesman:
Laude pe agarbatthi ka plastic lagake chod Bhosdike...

MAUN-VRAT ke dinl
Wife ne Boobs hilake dikhaya
Husbd ne apna bahar nikal k dikhaya
Wife guse me-Mera matlb hai dudwala kab ayega
Hsbd: mera mtlab hai 1 Ghante me

Girl: What do u prefer? Breasts or Legs??
Kuljit: Choot..!
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Girl slaps & says: "Randi Khana nahi hai Bhosdi ke, KFC ka counter hai ye"..

Jeevan ki 3 Hakiikat.

School ki Ghanti.
Garib ka Darwaja.
Jawan Ladki.

INKO JAB BHI THOKOGE

BACCHE HI BAHAR NIKLENGE !

The Most emotional line said by a girl to a boy after break-up-

"Jaanu, hilaate waqt to yaad karoge na ?

Ladki mandir me prasad lekar pandit k pair chhukar boli
koi gyan ki baat btao.

Pandit= Beti"Bra pehna karo"jhukti ho to
dhyan aur gyan
dono ki Maa chud jati he !!

Call Girl (to 68 years old man): "Uncle,
aap ek baar try karo na!"

Uncle: "Main KAR nahi paaunga."

Call Girl: "Arre, aao na uncle, try to karo!"

Uncle aa gaye aur callgirl pe toot pade aur uski almost faad dali.

Call Girl: Haaye mar gayi. Aap to bol rahe the-
"kar nahi paaunga"

Uncle: "Wo to main PAYMENT ke baare me bol raha tha.

Salim: Anarkali,CAN I HAVE SEX WITH U?
Anarkali: Aapne bahut badi cheez maang li jahanpanah.
Salim: Agar woh cheez bahut badi ho chuki ho, toh phir rehne do..

mada and sabjiwala desi joke on money in blouse

Sabziwala: Madam yeh 500 ka note blouse se nikaala hai kya?
Madam: Haan, par apko kaise pata chala?
Sabziwala: Gandhiji ka munh abhi bhi khula hua hai!!!!!!!!!!!
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Adult jokeon black girl

A boy to a dark girl: Tum kitni kali ho!
The girl replies: Tere baap ka kya jata hai?
Boy: Agar mere baap ka jata to aap kali na hoti!!!!!!!!!!!

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Girl boy adultjoke

Girl: Maa, bajuwale ladke ko dekh ke meri BRA tight ho jati hai.
Maa: Beti, ek baar bina BRA ke kameez pehen ke ja, uski pant tight ho jayegi.
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Girls watching movie adult sexy jokes

Two girls were returning from a movie.
1st: Mera purse chori ho gaya.
2nd: Per tu to bra mein rakhti thi.
1st: Mujhe kya pata saala chori kar raha hai.
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Kelewala and madam adult Desi joke

Kelewala: Kele, Le. Lo kele!
Madam: Arey bhaiya, kele to pilpile hai. Kadak aur lambe do!
Kelewala: Arey madam, kabhi to khane ke liye liyaa karo!
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Desi joke in hindi

A hair cutting saloon shifted from ground floor to 1st floor.
A board was put by him: 'Neeche ke bal katane ki dukan upar hai.'
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Husband and wife sexy joke in hindi

Biwi:Meri saheli aa rahi hai,mere sath soyegi.ap hall me so jaoge?
Husbnd:jb meri saheli aygi,
tab tum hall me sone ka vada karo
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Girlfriend and boyfriend adult jokes on sex

B.frnd : Sex ka maza ladke se zyada ladki ko kyu aata hai?
G.friend : Abe kabhi apne kaan me ungli dal ke hilana, fir sochna ki kaan ko zyada maza aya, ya ungli

Funny Adult Quotes in hindi English mix

Virginity is like a Balloon, One prick and it's gone for ever!
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Sex is like a pack of Chips, Once you start!
You can't stop!
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An Exam paper is like a Dick 🍌, When it's hard! People get fucked!
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Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money and your hardwork ...👤!
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💳Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand can let you achieve it!
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Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !
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Fuck a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman when she Fucks you.
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MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.
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The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!
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Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: Its enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up
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Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostitute
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If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation!
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If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!
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Desi Quote: All that Glitters is not Gold, Every Man with White Beard is not Old! ‪#‎Tejpal‬ ‪#‎Asaram‬
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Husband wife funny Adult joke on confession

Husband : Darling, I have 2 confess that when I’m having Sex with u, I some times think about other Women.
Wife - U Bastard... When I have Sex with OTHER Men, I always think about you.:
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Husband wife funny Adult joke

A wife plays tabla on husband's naked bum
Husband-Hey, what r u doing?
Wife-Just trying to be Zakir Hussain!
Husband changed position- Now try bismilah khan ...
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Funny joke on petrol prices

Petrol Badha, Hum Chup Rahe...
Diesel Badha, Fir Bhi Chup Rahe...
LPG Badha, Fir Bhi Kuch Nahi Bole !!!
Vegetables ke dam badh gaye, Fir bhi Hum chup rahe...
Par ab suna hai... DARU !!!

INQALAB ZINDABAD...!!!

Birthday SMS



A Vast Birthday SMS Collection


Birthday sms to wish Girlfriend

if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hours,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*

Fantastic Answer by a philosopher to a question asked at the BBC.Define Birthday!


"Answer: The only day in your life,
when you cried & your mother was Smiling..!"

Happy Birthday sms for friends

"Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTZ LOVE
"Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU".

Bitrhday sms in english

Cos today is your day,
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day. Love u!

Short Birthday sms

In soft gleaming of stars....
may all ur dreams come true,
may evry star of every night bring love and joy to you
Happy Birthday ..

Birthday sms using signals

(')...(')
( ' o ' )
(')---(')
(''')-(''')
This teddy is gift of ur birthday gift.
acha hai na...smile plz
Happy Birthday

Sms  birthday wishing quote

A SMILE on ur FACE
A Spring in ur STEP
A SONG in ur HEART
Joys 2 hold Dear
Loved ones 2 hold near
Moments 2 cherish
all through D year
H :) B DAY

Happy B'day wishes

Millions Of Greetings!
Thousands Of Colours!
Hundreds of Wishes!
Kg's Of Cakes!
Lot's of Smiles!
That's What I Ask God 2 Give U Thruout ur Life!
HaPpY BirthDay...............birthday-wishes

Belated b'day wishes quote sms 

    ______
,__/ /_"\0_\\_
_(@)_____(@)

Peep.... peep
Peeep , pepepe!
SoRRy!
The SMS was in Traffic Jam...
However I m NoT 2 late to Wish YoU. . .
HaPPy Birth day

Birthday sms for praying god

Its another birthday for u.God picked another petals on ur flower,wishing ur flowers may bloom for year.MANY MANY Happy returns of Day..

happy birthday to u may ur precious heart desire wouldbe fullfill on dis precious day GOD BLESS U

look outside its so pleasant!
sun smiling 4 u,
tree dancing 4 u,
birds singing 4 u,
bcoz i requested them all to wish u:
Happy birth day.

I send to you warm wishes,That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Happy Birthday

ON ur birthday may u.. relax more willingly smile more spontaneously fell less caution have fewer worries Greater laughter than ever b4.

Hey,
u r 1 year older now,
1 year smarter now,
1 year bigger now,
and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes.
~~ Happy Birthday ~~

"In the end its not the years in ur life that count. it's the life in ur years" -Best wishes 4 ur birthday dear.

Let the God decorate each golden ray of the sun reaching u with wishes of success, happiness and prosperity 4 u, wish u a Happy BirthDay

Belated Birthday wishes quote

Keep the Smile.
Leave the Tear.
Hold the Laugh,
Leave the Pain,
Think of Joy,
Forget the Fear,
Be Joyous because

"GOD IS GOOD"

HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.

Birthday sms to wish your sister

A wish 4 ur b’day..
whatever u ask may u recieve..
what ever u seek..
whatever u find..
whatever ur wish may it be fun field on ur b’day and always..
Happy Birthday Sister





Happy birthday wishing images

Birthday wishing sms comparing with rain slogan

if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hours,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*

Philosphers Quote to wish Happy B'day

Fantastic Answer by a philosopher
to a question asked at the BBC.
Define Birthday!

Answer: The only day in your life,
when you cried & your mother was Smiling..!

Ambition fullfillment b'day wishing quote and Sms

"Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTZ LOVE
"Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU".

Wishing As birthday as special day Birthday sms

Cos today is your day,
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day. Love u!

Comparing with star birthday wishes slogan

In soft gleaming of stars....
may all ur dreams come true,
may evry star of every night bring love and joy to you
Happy Birthday ..

(')...(')
( ' o ' )
(')---(')
(''')-(''')
This teddy is gift of ur birthday gift.
acha hai na...smile plz
Happy Birthday

A SMILE on ur FACE, A Spring in ur STEP,
A SONG in ur HEART, Joys 2 hold Dear
,Loved ones 2 hold near, Moments 2 cherish
all through D yearH :) B DAY Wishing with sms


colors and smile quote happy  b'day wishing sms

Millions Of Greetings!
Thousands Of Colours!
Hundreds of Wishes!
Kg's Of Cakes!
Lot's of Smiles!
That's What I Ask God 2 Give U Thruout ur Life!
HaPpY BirthDay...............birthday-wishes

      ______
,__/ /_"\0_\\_
_(@)_____(@)

Peep.... peep
Peeep , pepepe!
SoRRy!
The SMS was in Traffic Jam...
However I m NoT 2 late to Wish YoU. . .
HaPPy Birth day

Its another birthday for u.God picked another petals on ur flower,wishing ur flowers may bloom for year.MANY MANY Happy returns of Day..

happy birthday to u may ur precious heart desire wouldbe fullfill on dis precious day GOD BLESS U

look outside its so pleasant!
sun smiling 4 u,
tree dancing 4 u,
birds singing 4 u,
bcoz i requested them all to wish u:
Happy birth day.

I send to you warm wishes,That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Happy Birthday

ON ur birthday may u.. relax more willingly smile more spontaneously fell less caution have fewer worries Greater laughter than ever b4.

Hey,
u r 1 year older now,
1 year smarter now,
1 year bigger now,
and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes.
~~ Happy Birthday ~~



"In the end its not the years in ur life that count. it's the life in ur years" -Best wishes 4 ur birthday dear.

Let the God decorate each golden ray of the sun reaching u with wishes of success, happiness and prosperity 4 u, wish u a Happy BirthDay

Keep the Smile.
Leave the Tear.
Hold the Laugh,
Leave the Pain,
Think of Joy,
Forget the Fear,
Be Joyous because

"GOD IS GOOD"

HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.

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Manmohan Singh Jokes and sms

Manmohan Singh Jokes and sms


Sonia Gandhi : I am bored, message me few jokes.

Manmohan Singh : Madam, I am in a cabinet meeting taking important decisions.

Sonia : Ha..Ha..Ha.. Good One!! Send few more..


Bhag Mannu Bhag

 Manmohan singh and his information about gandhi jayanti joke

 Sonia:- Aap Gandhi Jayaniti Ke Bare Main Hume 2-4 Baatein Bataiye
Manmohan:- Ji.. Mujhe Gandhi Ji Ke Bare Main To Pata Hai, Lekin Ye Jayanti Koun Hai Nahi Pata.!!

Once A Teacher Asked The Student:
Teacher: What Does Our Prime Minister Manmohan Singh Do ?
Pappu: He Does Whatever Sonia Gandhi Advice  Him To Do.

Manmohan singh joke on reservation

Manmohan Singh – We Will Send Indians To The Moon Next Year.
Obama – Oh! How many???
Manmohan Singh- 100.
According To Reservation(Aarakshan) 35 OBC, 30 SC, 20 ST, 10
handicapped, 5 sports quota, 4 minority & if possible….1 astronaut

3 mistakes of manmohan singh hindi joke

One day Manmohan Singh will retire,
And his autobiography will be called,
’3 Mistakes of My Life’
2G,
3G &
Sonia G’..!!

MAnmohan's Eveninng Walk joke in hindi

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at
evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied
”Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.

Manmohan Singh and child joke in hindi

Manmohan Singh Vs Baccha
Manmohan Singh Ek Bacche Ki Samjh Ki Pariksha Le Rahe The.
Manmohan: Agar Samundar Ke Bich Main apple Ka Pedh Ho to Apple Kaise Todoge?
Baccha: Mannu Uncle, Chidiya Bankar.
Manmohan: Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tum Banaoge?
Baccha: To Samundar Ke Bichh Main Apple Aap Ugayenge?


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Manmohan Singh Vs Baccha


Manmohan Singh Ek Bacche Ki Samjh Ki Pariksha Le Rahe The.

Manmohan: Agar Samundar Ke Bich Main apple Ka Pedh Ho to Apple Kaise Todoge?
Baccha: Mannu Uncle, Chidiya Bankar.
Manmohan: Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tum Banaoge?
Baccha: To Samundar Ke Bichh Main Apple Aap Ugayenge?

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Desh Main Jordaar Bhukamp Aaya!!


Desh Main Jordaar Bhukamp Aaya Sonia Ne Apne Liye Suraksha Ki Mang Ki.
Manmohan Ko Ek Rashta Sujha.
Buri Tarah Dare Huye Manmohan Ne Sonia Aur Unke Bacchon Ko Surksha Ke Lihaj Se Obama Ke Pass America Bhej Diya.
3 Din Baad Hi Manmohan Ko Obama Ka Call Aaya Aur Kaha Main Enhe Wapis Bhej Raha Hun, Chahe To Aap Bhukamp Ko Yahan Bhej Sakte ho!!! :D

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Manmohan Ko Laga Bhoot!! joke in hindi


Ek Din Manmohan Singh Ko Bhoot Lag Gaya!
3 Din Baad Bhoot Khud Ek Oojha Ke Pass Gaya Aur Boola- Oojha Sahab Mujhe Jaldi Se Bahar Nikalo, Warna Main to Gunga He Mar Jaunga!! :-p

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Gandhi Jayanti Kya Hai?

Sonia:- Aap Gandhi Jayaniti Ke Bare Main Hume 2-4 Baatein Bataiye
Manmohan:- Ji.. Mujhe Gandhi Ji Ke Bare Main To Pata Hai, Lekin Ye Jayanti Koun Hai Nahi Pata.!!

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Bhagwan Ka Shukar Hai !!


Sonia: Mannu Ji! Aapko Pata Hai, Jeene Ke Liye Oxygen Bahut Jaruri Hai. Ishki Khoj 1773 Main Hui Thi.
Mannu Ji: Sach Medam!! Accha Hua Mein Baad Main Paida Hua Warna To Main Mar Hi Jata


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Funny Pcture jokes on manmohan singh in hindiPhoto: Ranvijay: What is your favorite Manmohan Singh joke?

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This page is 4 fun only... So Smile....:)
bt, Plz don't take it seriously...
We should respect our PM....:p

Independence day sms in hindi

Inspiring Independence day sms in hindi


Happy Independence Day

!!!==–..__..-=-._;

!!!==–..@..-=-._;

!!!==–..__..-=-._;

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.

SAARE JAHAN SE ACCHA

HINDUSTAN HAMARA


hindi sms motivating indian nationality on independence day

Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
But i like only one day
That is INDEPENDENCE DAY.

Happy Independence Day to You


hindi sms to share love to india on independence day

Loved Indians,
Let us celebrate & enjoy the freedom to live
independently in our country Cheerfully,
Helpfully, Hopefully,Peacefullu by remembering
our National Heroes who gave us Freedom
after suffering pain & humilation.

Sms to shoy passion to our country india independence day


I’m In Love,
I’m Passionate About Him,
I’m Lving Evry Moment Of It
And Why Not Its Her 65th Birth Day.
Its Apna Hindustaan
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

 hindi sms to pray for country on independence day

On Independence Day
Here’s Wising Our Dreams Of A New
Tomorrow Come True For Us…
NOW AND ALWAYS!

Happy Independence DayHappy 15 August !




2day V R Miles Apart
Bt I Wanna Reach Across The Miles
Nd Say I Am Thinking Of U
In A Very Special Way.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

Santa Banta Clean vegeterian jokes in hindi

Hindi Joke Santa In Exam Hall

SANTA exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
“The”

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Vegeterian Joke in hindi santa in a marrige party

Santa shaadi mein khana khane gaya

Par samane Salad ka counter dekh kar wapis aa gaya
Baahar aakar bola O banta,
abhi to sabzi hi kat rahi he

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Santa's Misery joke in hindi on his son's Accident

Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya

Dr: Aapke bete k pair katne padenge..

Santa ne apna sir pakda.
Dr: Kya hua
Santa: Kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi.

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Funny Hindi Joke :Santa's wife kidnapped

Kidnapper phone par:

Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai.
saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain.

Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai,
mundi bhej mundi..

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Clean joke in hindi Santa and taxi driver

Taxi Wala: Sir sorry

main meter chalu karna bhul gaya.

Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi
main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hu.

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Santa and banta hindi joke on wife overpower

Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi hai

batao main kya karun?

Banta: Karna kya hai,
2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.


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Get Blocked PJ's

Funny conversation between girl and  boy

Boy : Whats your Name??
Girl: Palak and you
Boy: Paneer
*BLOCKED!!!*
.
Girl : Hello i am khusbu
Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa
agarbati....kone kone me khusbu faila
de
**blocked**
.
Boy:hi, wats ur name??
Girl: its Neha Singhal.
Boy: oh. . M also Single.
*blocked*
.
Girl: What's Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh...
*gets blocked*
.
Girl : tu soya hai...??
Boy : Nahi...! Schezwan hu..!
*Gets Blocked Instantly*

.Girl boy coversation to irritate the girl

Girl: I'm free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
*GETS BLOCKED*
.
Boy: aj mausam achha h mall chalte h.
Girl: waha kya karenge??
Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
*blocked*
.
Girl : see ya!
Boy: ram chandar ki jai
!Blocked*
.
Girl: Have a Good Day....
Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G
more...
*BLOCKED*
.
Girl: I need some Space.
Boy: Ok then go to Sonakshi Sinha's
forehead.
*Blocked*

.Girl boy conversation on facebook so that girl block the boy.

Girl puts up her status :" waiting for
CHENNAIEXPRESS "…
Boy: COOLIE hai kya? ?
*Blocked*
.
Boy- Thank you
Girl-My pleasure
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar
*Reported as spam*
*Blocked Forever*

Funny News: A Guy With A tail

Arshad Ali Khan Meningocele

Funny news : couple undressed each other in between the road












 A couple made each other nude in between the road for their family quarrel.

satyagraha movie photos and wallpaper

satyagraha movie photos and wallpaper

 Exclusive Wallpapers form satyagraha movie theme





Sexy Poetry in hindi

Lund ki awaj ko damdar kehte hai,
fati chut ko bekar kehte hain,
Sirf chodne ka nam mohabat nahi hota,
kisi ki yado me mutthiya marne ko bhi pyar kehte Hai..

Unki gali se guzre,to chaubara nazar aaya,
unki gali se guzre, to chaubara nazar aaya,
uski Maa bahar aa k boli-
gand faad dungi bhosdi k jo dobara nazar aya..

Aaj Uska Dil Phir 'DUKHA' Diya Humne,
Apne Pyar Ka Karz 'CHUKA' Diya Humne.
De kar Lalach Use
'ICE-CREAM' Ka,
Andhere Me Apna "LUND" chusa Diya Humne...

Dil todne ki saja nahi milti,
Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti,
MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai mere dost...
Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi milti....!

Kutumminar ko dekhker lokesh ka dimag dauda.
Kutumminar ko dekhker lokesh ka dimag dauda
Aasmaan ko chodne chala dharti ka loda...

Dena Hai Lund Daan Me,
Dena Hai lund Daan Me,
"AE Dost" Hai Koi CHOOT Dhyaan Mei?
Agar nahi hai to yeh Gum ka Ghoot Bhi pee lenge
Teri gaand mar k hi jee lenge

Dilbar k hamne pyar se jo boob daba diye.
zara gour farmaiye.
dilbar k hamne pyar se jo boob daba diye.
Bhen ki lodi ne laat mar ke humare GOTE suja diye.

SHHAM DIYO SE SAJAYE BAITHE HAI,
KHUSHBU SASO ME BASAYE BAITHE HAI,
UNKI DIWANGI TO DEKHO,
GIRL FRIEND RAAT KO ANE WALI HAI,
AUR WO DOPAHAR SE HI CONDOM LAGAYE BAITHE Hai.

Gaalib Ne Arz Kiya:
Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo
Kehte Hai Ki
Choot Per Baal Hai..
Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo
Kehte Hai Ki
Choot Per Baal Hai..
Arey..
Yeh Toh Laude Ko
Fasane Ke Liye
Bichhaya Huwa
Jaal Hain..!

Arz hai
Har ek LuND Pe Likha Hai
ek CHUT Ka Nam!

Wah!Wah!

pehle sun to le lawde

Har 1 LuND Pe Likha H
1 CHUT Ka Nam!
To Fir Q nhi dete Ho Hatho Ko aram?

Door goan me ek basti thi jaha pe randia sasti thi.
unki gand me itni masti thi
jaha dalo hasti thi.
magar aap kyu haste ho usi goan ke lagte ho

chodan chodan kare sabhi
chod sake na koye
jab chodne ki bari ayi
land khada na hoye

Pesh-e-khidmat ek gazal...
Kal chodne ki raat thi,
Sab ne kia apna khada,
Kuchh ne kaha...
mera bada,
Kuchh ne kaha...
uska bada
Hum b wahin maujood the
Hum chup rahe,
Bas hans diye,
Jab hum ne
kiya apna khada

( ' )
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
/ /
( ) )
Sab ne kaha:
Oye BEHENCHOD
ITNA BADA...ITNA BADA..

Na Chodo kisi ko itna
ke Uski Choot Tumhari kamjori Ban Jaye.

Usey Chodo kuchh Iss Tarah
ke Tumhra Lund Uske Liye Zaruri Ban Jaye..!

Satya grah Title song LYrics


Satyagraha Title Song Lyrics


Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram
Patit pavan Sita Ram

Thana nena.. a..
Thana nena..
Thana na Thara de re na..

Satyagraha..

Satyagraha..


Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram
Patit pavan Sita Ram
Ab tak dheeraj maanga tha.. a..
Prabhu ab dheeraj mat dena (Prabhu ab dheeraj mat dena)

Sehte jaaye sehte jaaye sehte jaaye..
Aisa bal bhi mat dena (Aisa bal bhi mat dena)

Uth kar karne hain kuchh kaam
Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram

Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram
Uth kar karne hain kuchh kam (Repeat once)

O mapamapa maga maga..

Tum karuna ke sagar
Tum palan karta
Par jo zulm hai karta wo
Kahan tumse darta
Ghaayal hai bhola insaan
Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram

Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram
Ghaayal hai bhola insaan

Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram
Uth kar karne hain kuchh kam

Satyagraha..

Read Full Review And Information About Satyagraha : A prakash Jha Block buster

Satyagraha MOvie's trailer poster and other information

Satyagraha Movie Release Info:

Date:     Aug 23, 2013
Language:     Hindi
Genre:     Thriller
Censor & Rating:     U/A -(12 years & below Not admitted)

Amitabh bacchan with manoj bajpayi

 Satyagraha Movie Cast & Crew

Manoj Bajpai, Amitabh Bachchan, Ajay Devgn, Kareena Kapoo


Producers / Director Comments

Director : Prakash Jha
 

Satyagraha Movie Rating

Fans Overall Rating   

Official trailer for satyagrah in HD


krish three trailer official video song

Krrish 3 is an upcoming Bollywood superhero science fiction film. The film will be produced and directed by Rakesh Roshan. The film will continue the story of Rohit Mehra and his superhero son Krrish, after Koi mil gaya.

Initial release: November 4, 2013 (India)
Directors: Rakesh Roshan, Hrithik Roshan
Music composed by: Rajesh Roshan
Cinematography: Tirru
Producer: Rakesh Roshan

shayaries to wish eid mubarak

Eid Mubarak shayari

 Jis ko hum nahin hain yaad usey eid mubarak..

Eid Shayari


Gheir’on mein hai jo shaad usey eid mubarak,
Jis ko hum nahin hain yaad usey eid mubarak,
Masoom se armaan’on ki masoom si duniya,
Jo kar geya barbaad usey eid mubarak..


Eid Mubarak shayari in urdu

Eid ke chaand ghareebon ko pareshan na kar,
Tujh ko maloom nahin ghareeb ki haal mein hai.


Eid Shayari


Eid ka din hai, har tarf hai gehma gehmi,
Aana chahoon jo tere pass to aaon kese,
Meri har saans amanat hai teri yaadon ki,
Toot ke is se zeyada tujhe chahoon kese


Eid mubarak sms in english

Hope Love & Laughter,
warmth & wishes
joy and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes,
Especially for you!!!
jublications become a past of your eid and your life?.!
EID MUBARAK


The moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua’s is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
“Eid Mubarak”

Eid-Ul-Adha Or ‘The Feast Of The Sacrifice’,
Commemorates Prophet Ibrahim’s Unselfish Act Of
Sacrificing His Son Ishmael To God.
This Important Holiday Is Celebrated At The End Of Hajj,
Which Is An Annual Pilgrimage To Mecca


On the Holy Occasion of
Eid-ul-Fitr may the
blessings of Allah
lighten up your way
& lead you to happiness,
success and peace
A very Happy Eid Mubarak to you!

Thank The All Mighty , For Blessing Us With So
Many Gifts Of Nature,
Gratitude To The All Mighty For bringing Us This Day
Of Joy And Forgiveness, This Day Of
Happiness And Ripen Fruit
Happy Eid Wishes

Eid Mubarak Shayari SMS in Hindi

Hoping Sincerely
That This Eid Day Brings
Warm,Happy Hours And
Bright, Happy Things…
Light Hearted Moments Of
Friendship And Fun
To Help Make Your Eid
A Wonderful One..!!

Praying Dat Da God
Holds U In His Luv
And Blesses U Wid
His Grace? On Dis
Holy Day & Always!
HapPy Eid MuBaRak…


Mercy, Pleace & Luv
May Da Grace & Lord?
Surround U & B Wid U
On This Eid !!

After congregational eid prayer,
Sentiment reciprocated with deep sense of
Gratitude and manifestation.
Very very happy eid to you and your family.


eid mubarak sms in hindi



Subhe Subeh uth ke ho jao Fresh,
Phenlo aaj sabse acha koi dress,
Doston ka sath ab Chalo Ghumne,
EID Mubarak Karo Sabki jo aaye Samne,
Tumko Bhi EID Mubarak

Sada haste raho jaise haste hai phul,
Duniya ki sare gam tmeh jaye bhul,
Charo taraf failao khushiyo ka geet,
Eisi umid ka sath Yaar tumhe…
MUBARAK ho EID

EID MUBARAK ho Apko,
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile apko,
But, Jb EIDI mile apko to Please….
Ap Yaad krna Sirf Hmko!!!

SuneHari dHUP BaRsat k bAAd, tHori Si hAsi hR bAaT k BaAd, uSi tRHa hO mUBArak yE Eid raAmDaN k BaaD, wiSHIng yOu a VEry spEcIaL
“.*.*haPPY eID mUBArak*.*.

Khushbu-e-eGulab hai Paseena RASOOL Ka,
Aap ko bhi ho Mubarik Mahina RASOOL ka,
EID al-Fitr Mubarak Ho

Hum aap ki yaad main udas hai,
Bas aap se milne ka aas hai,
Chahe dost Kitne hi kyu na ho,
Mere liye to aap hi sabse Khas hai,
EID Mubarak 2013 To my all cute friends

Eid Mubarak 2013 sms, Facebook Quotes, wishes, prayers, Messages in Hindi


do pal ruka khwabo ka karwan VEER ZARA movie song lyric

Lyrics For "Do pal ruka khwabo ka karwan" best love song from movie  VEER ZARA    

Do Pal Ruka Khwabon Ka Karvan

Aur Phir Chal Diyeh Tum Kahan Hum Kahaan
Do Pal Ki Thi Yeh Dilon Ki Daastaan
Aur Phir Chal Diyeh Tum Kahaan Hum Kahaan … (2)

Tum The Ke Thi Koi Ujli Kiran

Tum The Yaa Koi Kali Muskayi Thi
Tum The Yaa Sapnon Kaa Thaa Saavan
Tum The Ke Khushiyon Ki Ghataa Chaayehe Thi
Tum The Ke Thaa Koi Phool Khilaa
Tum The Yaa Milaa Thaa Mujhe Nayaa Jahaan
Do Pal Rukaa Khwabon Kaa Kaarvaan
Aur Phir Chal Diyeh Tum Kahaan Hum Kahaan
Do Pal Ki Thi Yeh Dilon Ki Daastaan
Aur Phir Chal Diyeh Tum Kahaan Hum Kahaan … (2)

Tum The Yaa Khushboo Hawaon Mein Thi

Tum The Yaa Rang Saari Dishaaon Mein The
Tum The Yaa Roshni Raahon Mein Thi
Tum The Yaa Geet Goonje Fizaaon Mein The
Tum The Mile Yaa Mili Thi Manzilein
Tum The Ke Thaa Jaadoo Bharaa Koi Samaa
Do Pal Rukaa Khwabon Kaa Kaarvaan
Aur Phir Chal Diyeh Tum Kahaan Hum Kahaan
Do Pal Ki Thi Yeh Dilon Ki Daastaan
Aur Phir Chal Diyeh Tum Kahaan Hum Kahaan
Aur Phir Chal Diyeh Tum Kahaan Hum Kahaan … (2)

Lyrics For Do pal ruka khwabo ka karwanbest love song from movie  VEER ZARA  

Song composed by:

Song : Do Pal
Music : The Late Madan Mohan
Lyrics : Javed Akhtar
Singers : Lata Mangeshkar, Sonu Nigam

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