Manmohan Singh Jokes and sms

Manmohan Singh Jokes and sms


Sonia Gandhi : I am bored, message me few jokes.

Manmohan Singh : Madam, I am in a cabinet meeting taking important decisions.

Sonia : Ha..Ha..Ha.. Good One!! Send few more..


Bhag Mannu Bhag

 Manmohan singh and his information about gandhi jayanti joke

 Sonia:- Aap Gandhi Jayaniti Ke Bare Main Hume 2-4 Baatein Bataiye
Manmohan:- Ji.. Mujhe Gandhi Ji Ke Bare Main To Pata Hai, Lekin Ye Jayanti Koun Hai Nahi Pata.!!

Once A Teacher Asked The Student:
Teacher: What Does Our Prime Minister Manmohan Singh Do ?
Pappu: He Does Whatever Sonia Gandhi Advice  Him To Do.

Manmohan singh joke on reservation

Manmohan Singh – We Will Send Indians To The Moon Next Year.
Obama – Oh! How many???
Manmohan Singh- 100.
According To Reservation(Aarakshan) 35 OBC, 30 SC, 20 ST, 10
handicapped, 5 sports quota, 4 minority & if possible….1 astronaut

3 mistakes of manmohan singh hindi joke

One day Manmohan Singh will retire,
And his autobiography will be called,
’3 Mistakes of My Life’
2G,
3G &
Sonia G’..!!

MAnmohan's Eveninng Walk joke in hindi

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at
evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied
”Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.

Manmohan Singh and child joke in hindi

Manmohan Singh Vs Baccha
Manmohan Singh Ek Bacche Ki Samjh Ki Pariksha Le Rahe The.
Manmohan: Agar Samundar Ke Bich Main apple Ka Pedh Ho to Apple Kaise Todoge?
Baccha: Mannu Uncle, Chidiya Bankar.
Manmohan: Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tum Banaoge?
Baccha: To Samundar Ke Bichh Main Apple Aap Ugayenge?


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Manmohan Singh Vs Baccha


Manmohan Singh Ek Bacche Ki Samjh Ki Pariksha Le Rahe The.

Manmohan: Agar Samundar Ke Bich Main apple Ka Pedh Ho to Apple Kaise Todoge?
Baccha: Mannu Uncle, Chidiya Bankar.
Manmohan: Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tum Banaoge?
Baccha: To Samundar Ke Bichh Main Apple Aap Ugayenge?

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Desh Main Jordaar Bhukamp Aaya!!


Desh Main Jordaar Bhukamp Aaya Sonia Ne Apne Liye Suraksha Ki Mang Ki.
Manmohan Ko Ek Rashta Sujha.
Buri Tarah Dare Huye Manmohan Ne Sonia Aur Unke Bacchon Ko Surksha Ke Lihaj Se Obama Ke Pass America Bhej Diya.
3 Din Baad Hi Manmohan Ko Obama Ka Call Aaya Aur Kaha Main Enhe Wapis Bhej Raha Hun, Chahe To Aap Bhukamp Ko Yahan Bhej Sakte ho!!! :D

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Manmohan Ko Laga Bhoot!! joke in hindi


Ek Din Manmohan Singh Ko Bhoot Lag Gaya!
3 Din Baad Bhoot Khud Ek Oojha Ke Pass Gaya Aur Boola- Oojha Sahab Mujhe Jaldi Se Bahar Nikalo, Warna Main to Gunga He Mar Jaunga!! :-p

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Gandhi Jayanti Kya Hai?

Sonia:- Aap Gandhi Jayaniti Ke Bare Main Hume 2-4 Baatein Bataiye
Manmohan:- Ji.. Mujhe Gandhi Ji Ke Bare Main To Pata Hai, Lekin Ye Jayanti Koun Hai Nahi Pata.!!

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Bhagwan Ka Shukar Hai !!


Sonia: Mannu Ji! Aapko Pata Hai, Jeene Ke Liye Oxygen Bahut Jaruri Hai. Ishki Khoj 1773 Main Hui Thi.
Mannu Ji: Sach Medam!! Accha Hua Mein Baad Main Paida Hua Warna To Main Mar Hi Jata


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Funny Pcture jokes on manmohan singh in hindiPhoto: Ranvijay: What is your favorite Manmohan Singh joke?

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