funny veg girl and boy jokes

--> Girlfriend :”Last night I had a dream of you.”.
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Boyfriend (got excited):”Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
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Girlfriend replied :”We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
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Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone.”
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Boyfriend (with luv):”I was searching for you, na?
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Girlfriend said: NO, You were
shouting,
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“Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”

funny girlfriend and boyfriend sms jokes in hindi

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A guy calls an unknown number…

Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.

Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..

Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up..

After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person’s really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.

Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega.

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funny father and son joke

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Ek Baar ek kamina Baap apne Bete se Milne City jaata hai.
Waha uske Bete ke Saath ek Beautiful Ladki bhi Rehti hai !
Teeno Dinner ki Table pe Bait Jaate hai...
DAD: Beta Ye Ladki kaun hai ?
BETA : Ye Meri Room mate hai Dad, Mere Saath
he Rehti hai.
Mujhe pata hai Aap kya Sonch rahe Honge But
Hum Dono ke Beech koi Sexual Relationship
Nahi hai...
Hum dono ke Rooms Alag hai,
Humlog alag alag He Sote hai, we're just Good
Friends !
DAD : Acha Beta ! Thats Gud
( THINKING : Saale mai Tera baap hu... Mujhe Pagal mat bana )
Dusre din uska Dad Wapis chala jaata hai..
AFTER A WEEK.....
LADKI : Hey ! Last Sunday Tumhare papa ne jis
Plate me Dinner Kiya, wo plate Gayab hai ,
Mujhe Shak hai Tumhare papa ne Chori ki hogi !
LADKA : What Rubbish ! Shut up !
LADKI : Ek Baar puch toh lo, kya Galti hai !
LADKA : Ok !
Ladka apne Dad ko Email Bhejta hai.. It says...
"Dear Dad,
Mai yeh nahi keh Raha hu ki aapne Plate chori
ki...
Mai Yeh bhi Nahi Keh Raha hoon ki Aapne Plate
Chori Nahi Ki...
Agar Galti se plate le Gaye tho please wapis
kardena, Wo uss Ladki ka Lucky plate hai !
- Your Son !
After few hours he got a Reply from his Dad !
"Dear Son,
Mai ye Nahi keh Raha hoon ki Teri Room mate
Tere Sath Soti hai...
Mai ye bhi Nahi keh Raha hoon ki wo Tere Sath
Nahi Soti hai...
Agar Iss Pure week me atleast Ek baar wo Apne
Room me, Apni Bed pe Sojati tho uske Takiye ke
Neeche he plate Miljaati jo Maine Chupaya tha
-Tera Baap
Baap Baap Hota Hai??
Not take panga


 Funny father and son joke in hindi

 father and son sms joke in hindi

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funny clean and short sms jokes in hindi

Banta: Santa Yaar I starting a Condom manufacturing business. Koi naam suggest kar jo hit ho jaye.
Santa: Yaar call your condoms 'Dipper'. Tereko publicity nahi karni padegi. Sab trucks ke peeche likha rehta hai 'Use Dipper at Night'.
Oye Balle! Balle!

Santa Banta clean joke:santa and his condom selling Bussiness

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clean santa banta sms joke

cool funny joke: santa his teacher and airhostess

Teacher: Which Mammal flies in air but gives birth to young ones on land?

Banta was so excited as for the 1st time he knew the Answer that he immediately threw his hand in the air and yelled:

AIRHOSTESS!!!


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pappu and radio jocky(RJ) funny clean joke in hindi

Pappu ne "Live Radio Station" call ki :
Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ?
RJ: ji Haan
Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?
R.J: Haan Pappu:
Yani ghar mein jo meri behan Radio sunn rahi .. wo Bhi sun rahi
hogi..?
R.J (Ghusse me) : Haaan bai haan
Pappu: Hello Gullo! Agar meri aawaz
sun rahi hai.. toh jaldi se Motor chala de...!
Main uper chhat par.. Toilet mein huu aur Paani khatam ho gaya hai...!!😟 lolz lolz ongoing smile hunt by desi singles app.

funny pappu and jyotishi short hindi sms joke


Punjabi hotal manager and customer clean funny sms joke

Grahak Ne Hotel k Punjabi Manager Se Complaint Ki, "Kitni gandi service hai, Mujhe 1 ghante se pani tk nahin mila."
Punjabi Managr Ne Uske Samne He Waitr Ko Bulaya Aur Kaha-
"Saab ik Ghante To Kutte Vaangu Bhonk Rahe Ne, Je Tuhada Ehi Haal Reha Ta Dubara Kehra Kanjar Saade Hotal Ch Guu khan aavega...
Paani le ke aaa....kuteya;-)
clean funny joke:hariyanvi jat and hotel manager

Funny clean joke train TTE and Student passanger


Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se kaha
"Mujhe subah 4 baje patiala utha
dijiyega,
agar main na jagu to zabardasti
utaar dijiyega.

Muje subah interview dena hai."
.
Subah 8 baje ladka jaga to patiala
nikal gaya tha !
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Ladka TTE ko gaaliyaan dene
lga......!
Logo ne TTE se kaha ke wo apko
gaaliyaan de raha hai
aur aap chup-chap sun rahe hai.!!
.
TTE - Main ye soch raha hun ki
.
Subah jisko maine zabardasti
utaar diya hai
Woh kitni gaaliyaan de raha
hoga.

funny clean jokes child and photographer

Photographer studio me 6 saal ke bachey se bolta hai :
Meri taraf dekho beta
is camera se kabutar niklega.

Bacha:
Focus adjust kar
Jaahilon wali baat mat kar
Portrait Mode Use karna,
Macro k sath,
ISO 200 ke andar rakhna,
High Resolution me pic aani chahiye
Facebook pe upload karni hai warna paise nahi milenge.
SAALA...
"kabutar nikaalega.."
Tere baap ne kabutar dala tha isme!! lolz lolz

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short hindi sms

funny hindi joke:short cloth of mallika sherawat

Mallika Sherawat ko Mixer chalate
dekh,
Naukar bola: Madam,
aap juice bana rahi ho kya?
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Mallika: Nahi re, 1-2 din
ke hi kapde the,
toh socha issi mein dho
dalun!

funny father and son jokes in hindi

--> Dad:- beta Pappu 5 ke baad kya aata hai.......?.?
Pappu:- 6,7
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Dad:- wah mera beta to bahot brilliant hai
Or 6,7 k baad..??
Pappu:- 8,9,10..
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Dad:- kya baat hai beta or uske baad.........?. ?

Pappu:
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Gulam, begum, badshah

funny jokes in hindi, father and jokes in hindi,funny father and son discussion

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Husband and wife funny discussion joke

2 Wives chatting in office:

Wife 1: I had a fine evening how was yours ?????
--> Wife 2 : It was a disaster.
My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins.
How was yours ?

Wife 1: Oh mine was amazing !
My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale !

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work...

Husband 1: How was your evening ?

Husband 2 : Great.
I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep.
What about you ?

Husband 1: It was horrible.
I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill. So I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn't have money left for a cab or auto. We walked home which took an hour & when we got home, I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house !!!!!!!!!!

funny husband wife joke in english

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husband wife sms jokes,

 husband and their wives funny conversation joke

MORAL:
PRESENTATION DOES MATTER ....
NO MATTER WHAT THE REALITY IS !!!!!!!


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funny hindi joke of husband wife conversation

Husband : Aaj bahut dino baad tumhaari behen ghar aayi. Bahot accha laga.
Wife: jeans pehen lo, pyjaame me tumhaari khushi saaf nazar aa rahi hai...

Funny and sexy joke of girl and boy discussion

--> Girl: How much do you love me?Boy: i love you so much, it cant be measured.
Girl: how much? Tell me
Boy: you are the sim-card and im the phone, i cant work/live without you.
Girl: (smiling) oww, thank you.

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Boy: (talking to himself) LOL, this girl doesnt know that this chinese phone has 5 sim-cards.

Funny discussion joke on boy and girl


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Funny joke on kiss

--> Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke nemere
gal pe zorr se kiss kiya
.
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya
nahi ...
.
Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji
yaad agaye
aur
maine dusra gal bhi aage
kar diya .

this is a funny hindi joke on kiss with girl

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funny PJ Quotes to sms in hindi

Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre

IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain


Funny Pj on tom Cruz

 Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
Pudhil Station Santa cruz...Agla Station Santa cruz..Next Station Santacruz
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funny PJ On A.R Rahman

 Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.

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Funny hindi pj on ACP Pradhumn

Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni
"

Funny hindi sms quote

Funny Pj on Pyar and love

 Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber
.

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funny 140 words sms PJ on railway enquiry

Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.

Funny Hindi Pj On Mobile number

Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number your trying is currently switched off.

funny pj/ joke/sms to make hair black

 Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.

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Best jokes about being late

One day one dad comes home late from work. He goes to his room and finds his son playing on his bed. He sits over there and asks his son about his day in the school, his son was angry because his father had come late from work.
 His mother was also away from the city for a few days so he was feeling lonely and decided to play with his train on the bed of his father. His father decides to read a magazine and starts reading it.
While he is reading the magazine his son who is playing with the train says “Any idiot who wants to get out of train should get out”. His father sees that his son says this sentence after every round of the train on its track.

Father feels that his son is learning something bad and he should do something to stop it. So at the moment he responds by taking the train off the track. His son sits there quietly. He feels touched to see the way his son is sitting.
 So he decides that he should give the train back to him. The father gives his son the train back and says “Son don’t repeat the same mistake again”.
He puts the train on the bed in front of his son. After some while his son picks up the train and puts it back on the track. While the train takes the round he thinks of something and smiles.

The round at last ended and at the end of the round he says something a little different this time. He says “Any idiot who wants to get out of the train should get out; the train already because of an idiot.

It was the best joke on train being late hehe


Best joke teacher and student on being late

--> TEACHER: Young man, you've been late for school every day this week.PUPIL: No, teacher, I was only late for school four days this week. The other day I
was absent.

TEACHER: Do you have any idea how many times you've been late for school this year?
PUPIL: Well, teacher, I don't think it's been more than once a day.

TEACHER: Young man, you've been late for school five days this week. Does that make you happy?
PUPIL: Sure does. That means it's Friday.

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