funny veg girl and boy jokes

--> Girlfriend :”Last night I had a dream of you.”.
.
Boyfriend (got excited):”Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
.
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Girlfriend replied :”We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
.
.
Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone.”
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Boyfriend (with luv):”I was searching for you, na?
.
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Girlfriend said: NO, You were
shouting,
.
.
“Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”

funny girlfriend and boyfriend sms jokes in hindi

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A guy calls an unknown number…

Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.

Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..

Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up..

After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person’s really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.

Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega.

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