Tum hi ho Aashiqui-2 hindi movie song lyrics

Kyonki tum hi ho Bollywood hindi movie song lyrics

Hum tere bin ab reh nahi sakte
Tere bina kya wajood mera (x2)

Tujhse juda gar ho jaayenge
Toh khud se hi ho jaayenge judaa

Kyunki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi ab tum hi ho
Chain bhi, mera dard bhi
Meri aashiqui ab tum hi ho

Tera mera rishta hai kaisa
Ik pal door gawara nahi
Tere liye har roz hai jeete
Tujh ko diya mera waqt sabhi
Koi lamha mera na ho tere bina
Har saans pe naam tera

Kyunki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi ab tum hi ho
Chain bhi, mera dard bhi
Meri aashiqui ab tum hi ho


Tumhi ho... Tumhi ho...
Tere liye hi jiya main
Khud ko jo yun de diya hai
Teri wafa ne mujhko sambhala
Saare ghamon ko dil se nikala
Tere saath mera hai naseeb juda
Tujhe paake adhoora naa raha hmm..

Kyunki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi ab tum hi ho..
Chain bhi, mera dard bhi
Meri aashiqui ab tum hi ho

Chain bhi, mera dard bhi
Meri aashiqui ab tum hi ho
(x2)

Diwali Animated wishing images


Happy diwali Quotes

                   Facebook status Quotes for diwali

This Diwali I wish you get a lot of crackers but you don’t get a match box to lit them. Save environment, so no to crackers.
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Today I feel gifted and blessed that my Diwali is full of affection, love, celebrations as it was always. May God always keep his blessings on us like this.
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May this Diwali lights up dreams, hopes, undiscovered avenues and everything bright. Happy Diwali
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Happy Diwali Decent quotes Gorgeous festival diwali

It's the day to light the diyas,
Ignite the rockets and burst crackers,
But it's also the time to be safe,
From the fireworks and all the sparklers.
happy Diwali
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The gorgeous festival of snacks and sweets
everyone enjoying a royal feast
when old and young with delight meet
and with love and affection do all hearts beat.
happy diwali
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A festival full of sweet childhood memories,
sky full of fireworks,
mouth full of sweets,
house full of diyas and heart full of joy.
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Parents must educate children about the significance of #Diwali apart from celebrating the festival with fervour and devotion.
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no #diwali gifts this year please. provide and support just 3 kids with a decent education, uniforms, food in your neighbourhood shanty.
Wishing you all a very happy Diwali!
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With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!
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May The Millions Of Lamps Illuminate Your Life With Endless Joy, Love, Prosperity, Health, Wealth And Happiness. Wish U And Your Family A Happy Deepawali…
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Troubles as Light As Air, Love As Deep As The Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds, Success as Bright as Gold...
These are The Wishes For You and Your Family on The Eve of Diwali.
Diwali Ki Shubhkamana! ! !

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have a great diwali

Happy Birthday:wishes ,Quotes,Shayri,greetings,cards,Images Sayings

            Happy Birthday Shayari

 Tohfa-e-dil de doon ya de doon chand tare
Janam din pe tujhe kya doon ye poche mujh se sare


Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
Aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himmat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai,
Ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

Hamari to duaa hai, koi gila nahi Wo gulaab jo aaj tak khila nahi Aaj ke din aapko wo sab kuch mile Jo aaj tak kisi ko kabhi mila nahi




Happy BirthDay Quotes


Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. - Edward Morykwas

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

happy Birthday Images 






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Hindi Love Shayari

Hindi Shayari (Waiting For Lover) हर शाम तेरा इंतजार

Har Sham Se Tera Izhaar Kiya Karte Hai,
Har Khwab Me Tera Didar Kiya Karte Hai,
Diwane Hi To Hai Hum Tere,
Jo Har Waqt Tere Milne Ka Intzaar Kiya Karte Hai…
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Hindi Love shayari on true Love: Wafa (वफ़ा )

Ek Baar Jise Chaha Sada Uss K Rahe Phir.
Ham Log Amanat Main Khiyanat Nahi Karte.

Tanhai Main Kar Lete Hain Yaad Aansoo Baha Kar.
Zahir Kabhi Hum Apni Ibadat Nahi Karte.

Waqt Aane Par Maaloom Yeh Ho Jayega.
Tum Ko Ham Sirf Dekhawe Ki Mohabbat Nahi Karte.

Likhte Hain FAQAT Ek Tumhare Liy Ghazle.
Har Shakhs Pe Hum Aisi Inayat Nahi Karte
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Shayri in hindi :for loving someone ( आहिस्ता )

Ahista se aapka yakeen karne lage hai.
Ahista se aapke kareeb aane lage hai.
Dil to dene se ghabraate hai.
Magar ahista se aapke dil ki kadar karne lage hai

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Romantic Hindi Shayari

Saare Shikwe Janab Tere Hai,
Dil Pe Saare Azaab Tere Hai,
Tum Yaad Aao To Nind Nahi Aati,
Nind Aaye To Saare Khwab Tere Hai…


Romantic Hindi Shayari

Love Shayari

Self Realizing Thoughts in english

“People think a soul mate is your
perfect fit, and that's what everyone
wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror,
the person who shows you everything
that is holding you back, the person
who brings you to your own attention
so you can change your life.
A true soul mate is probably the most
important person you'll ever meet,
because they tear down your walls and
smack you awake. But to live with a
soul mate forever? Nah. Too painful.
Soul mates, they come into your life
just to reveal another layer of yourself
to you, and then leave.
A soul mates purpose is to shake you
up, tear apart your ego a little bit, show
you your obstacles and addictions,
break your heart open so new light can
get in, make you so desperate and out
of control that you have to transform
your life, then introduce you to your
spiritual master"

Romantic English Words

Short sms jokes in hindi

Husband wife talk short sms

    Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000.

    But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000 lolz😇

    Law of equality:short sms joke on husband wife 💠


    The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!
    lolz

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    Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website.
    You understand Nothing, still you click
    "I Agree"...... hahaha
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B'day gift husband Wife short sms joke

    Hubby Ke B'day Par Wife Ne Pucha-
    Kya Gift Dun??

    Hubby:-
    Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano...Yahi kaafi hai...!!

    Wife:-
    (Kuch Der Soch Ke)
    Nahin Main To Gift Hi Dungi.
    Hehehe

short jokes on chess

    Chess is the only game in the world,
    which reflects the status of the husband.
    the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
    While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.

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An Afghan, upon landing at Islamabad Airport, introduced himself to a Pakistan Immigration Officer, as Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan.

The Pakistani Officer was surprised, and asked: "But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the ex Minister of Ports & Shipping?"

The Afghan replied: "Oye Khafees ! Don't you have a Minister for Law & Order in Pakistan?!
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TRUTH OF SCHOOL LIFE....
a first bench student knows the answer to every problem.
But last bench student knows how to face every problem

Rahul gandhi visit to school:funny hindi joke

Rahul Gandhi And college students

Rahul gandhi ek school visit
par gaya...
.
.
Class ko Practical karwane
laga .....
Usne apni pocket se 5 ka Sikka
nikal kar,
Tezaab (Acid) ke glass mein
daal diya ,
aur Students se poocha:
Ye Sikka mehfooz rahega ya
ghul jayega?
.
.
1 Student :Mehfooz rahe ga,
.
.
Rahul gandhi hairat se : Tumhe
kaise pata?
Student :
Ager is Sikkey ko Tezaab mein
Ghulna hota to
Aap ye apni Jaib se nahi, hum
se maangte..
..
How many likes 4 student.

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Diwali sms in hindi

Diwali sms in hindi
Deepak ki roshni mithayio ki mithas Patako ki bochar Dan daan ki barsat Har pal har din Aapke liye laye Danteras ka tyohar & Happy Diwali
दीपक की रोशनी मिठाइयो की मिठास  पटाखो की बौछार ,धन धन की बरसात हर दिन हर पल आपके लिए धनतेरस का त्यौहार दिवाली मुबारक हो !

Apako ashirwad mile Ganesh se. Vidya mile Saraswati se. Daulat mile Laxmi se. Pyaar mile Sab se. Diwali ke avasar par, Yahi duwa hai is dil se. HAPPY DIWALI !
आपको आशीर्वाद मिले गणेश से ,विद्या मिले सरस्वती से ,दौलत मिले लक्ष्मी से , प्यार मिले हमसे ,दिवाली के अवसर पर यही दुआ है इस दिल से

खुशियों भरी दिवाली मुबारक हो !

    Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah naam hoga, Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar pariwar samaj me banoge sartaj, Yehi kamna hai hamari aap ke liye Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye

लक्ष्मी आएगी इतनी की सब जगह नाम होगा, दिन रत व्यापार बड़े इतना अधिक काम होगा ,घर परिवार समाज में बनेगा सरताज ,यही कामना है हमारी आप के लिये, दिवाली की हार्दीक शुभ कामनाये !

Happy Diwali Sms

Wishing Happy Diwali Sms(Diwali 2013)

Diyas are God's way of telling us that there will always be light to drive away darkness. May the light of diyas spread joy to your life. Happy Diwali

Cool Happy Diwali Sms For friend

On this Diwali I am sending you CASH:

    C-care
    A-affection
    S-smiles
    H-hugs

    Please do accept with love... Good luck and have a safe Diwali!

Decent Quote to wish Happy diwali

 Hearty wishes to you and your family on the festival of lights … May all your happiness light up and sorrows burn out.
    “HAPPY DIWALI”

Diwali Wishes

Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days, in this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
    “Happy Deepavali"

Festival of light Diwali wishing Quote

Sun glows for a day, Candle for an hour, Matchstick for a minute, But a wish can glow days forever, So here is my wish for glowing Diwali, glowing life!!Happy dipaawali

Simple diwali wishing Quote sms

Please recive our simple Gift of "WISH ""wrapped with LOVE" tied "with CARE" "n sealed with a PRAYER" to keep U & Ur Family " "SAFE "& HEALTHY" HAPPY DIWALI.

festival of light wishing sms

May The Festival Of Lights Brighten You And Your Family With Health, Peace, Prosperity And Good Fortune - Happy Diwali.

Belated happy Diwali And Dhanteras Wishing sms

For This, Is A Spcl Time When Family and Frnz Get 2gethr 4 Fun. wishing Laughter And Fun 2 Cheer Ur Days, in Ds Festive Season Of Diwali And Alwa...

Advance Happy Diwali and Dhanteras wishing sms

Ye Roshni Ka Tyohar,laye Hr Chehre Pr Muskaan,sukh Aur Samridhi Ki Bahaar,samet Lo Sari Khushiyan-apno Ka Sath Aur Pyar.is Paawan Avsar Pr Sbko Diwali Ka Pyar...

Inspirational sotory in hindi :Mother's Love


एक बेटा पढ़-लिख कर बहुत बड़ा आदमी बन गया. पिता के स्वर्गवास के बाद माँ ने हर तरह का काम करके उसे इस काबिल बना दिया था.
शादी के बाद पत्नी को माँ से शिकायत रहने लगी के वो उन के स्टेटस मे फिट नहीं है. लोगों को बताने मे उन्हें संकोच होता है कि ये अनपढ़ उनकी सास-माँ है...!
बात बढ़ने पर बेटे ने...एक दिन माँ से कहा.. "माँ ”_मै चाहता हूँ कि मै अब इस काबिल हो गया हूँ कि कोई भी क़र्ज़ अदा कर सकता हूँ मै और तुम दोनों सुखी रहें इसलिए आज तुम मुझ पर किये गए अब तक के सारे खर्च सूद और व्याज के साथ मिला कर बता दो . मै वो अदा कर दूंगा...! फिर हम अलग-अलग सुखी रहेंगे.


माँ ने सोच कर उत्तर दिया... "बेटा”_हिसाब ज़रा लम्बा है....सोच कर बताना पडेगा.
मुझे थोडा वक्त चाहिए. बेटे ने कहा माँ कोई ज़ल्दी नहीं है. दो-चार दिनों मे बता देना. रात हुई, सब सो गए, माँ ने एक लोटे मे पानी लिया और बेटे के कमरे मे आई. बेटा जहाँ सो रहा था उसके एक ओर पानी डाल दिया. बेटे ने करवट ले ली. माँ ने दूसरी ओर भी पानी डाल दिया. बेटे ने जिस ओर भी करवट ली माँ उसी ओर पानी डालती रही. तब परेशान होकर बेटा उठ कर खीज कर. बोला कि माँ ये क्या है? मेरे पूरे बिस्तर को पानी-पानी क्यूँ कर डाला..?
माँ बोली.... बेटा....तुने मुझसे पूरी ज़िन्दगी का हिसाब बनानें को कहा था. मै अभी ये हिसाब लगा रही थी कि मैंने कितनी रातें तेरे बचपन मे तेरे बिस्तर गीला कर देने से जागते हुए काटीं हैं. ये तो पहली रात है ओर तू अभी से घबरा गया ..?
मैंने अभी हिसाब तो शुरू भी नहीं किया है जिसे तू अदा कर पाए...! माँ कि इस बात ने बेटे के ह्रदय को झगझोड़ के रख दिया. फिर वो रात उसने सोचने मे ही गुज़ार दी.
उसे ये अहसास हो गया था कि माँ का क़र्ज़ आजीवन नहीं उतरा जा सकता. माँ अगर शीतल छाया है. पिता बरगद है जिसके नीचे बेटा उन्मुक्त भाव से जीवन बिताता है.
माता अगर अपनी संतान के लिए हर दुःख उठाने को तैयार रहती है. तो पिता सारे जीवन उन्हें पीता ही रहता है. हम तो बस उनके किये गए कार्यों को आगे बढ़ाकर अपने हित मे काम कर रहे हैं. आखिर हमें भी तो अपने बच्चों से वही चाहिए ना

Best Romantic dialogues in hindi from Bollywood Movies

Best Hindi romantic dialogue from Movie- Mohabbatein

Mohabbat bhi zindagi ki tarah hoti hai, har mod aasaan nahin hota, har mod par khushi nahin milti, par jab hum zindagi ka saath nahin chhorte, to mohabbat ka saath kyon chhorein."

Main aaj bhi usse utni hi mohabbat karta hoon ... aur isliye nahin ki koi aur nahin mili ... par isliye ... ki usse mohabbat karne se fursat hi nahin milti






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"Above romantic dialogues is taken from Mohabbtein movie star by romance king shahRukh khan and Amitabh Bachchan"
bollywood Romantic images from mohabbatein 

 Romantic Hindi movie dialogue from Hindi Veera Zara

Muhabbat kya hoti hai ye to mujhe pta nhi, Zara ke liye dil se ek dua jaroor niklati hai ki iski aankho me kabhi aansoo na aayen ye hamesha hasti rahe aap ise mohabbat samjhe to muhaabat hi sahi.

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"This one of the best romanti lovely and emotional bollywood movie of his time"



 Romantic hindi quote from Bollywood Movie DDLJ


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Mujhe chahiye ek aisi ladki , jisse dekhte hi dil ki har aarzoo, saare khwaab , saare rang zinda ho jaaye, abhi aisa hua nahi, lekin ab lagta hai jaise koi andekha anjaana chehra baadalon mein se pukaar raha hain. Pata nahi ye baadal kab hattenge, aur kab woh pukaarne waali saamne aayegi.

"Above Romantic dialogue is taken from bollywood movie dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge in which key role is played by shahrukh khan and Kajol
"




Best Hindi Movie romantic Dialogues from hindi Movie Chalte Chlate


priya tum jindgi me hamesh khush  raho,tumhe kabh kash na kahna pade jaise mera wo kahani ka hero kahta rah gya, tumhe har wo cheej mile jise tumhara dil chahe yad rakhna duniya ke kisi kone me ek aadmi hai jo bahut khush hai kyo ki tum khush ... bas itna hi

mujhe andar aane ke liye mat kahna tumhe mana nhi kar paaounga na hi andar aa paunga

"Rani Mukharji And shahrukh khan are key actors in the movie it is one of the most romantic Movie of his time"

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Romantic bollywood dialogues,

 romantic bollywood scenes,

 hindi movie love dialoges, 

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 best shahrukh romantic movies,

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blagues pour adultes

Drôle adulte blague de cinquante ans en couple


GAGNANT: Un couple avait été marié pendant 50 ans, ils étaient assis à la table du petit déjeuner un matin quand la femme dit: «Il suffit de penser, il ya cinquante ans, nous étions assis à cette table du petit-déjeuner ensemble. «Je sais, dit le vieil homme.« Nous étions probablement assis ici nu comme il ya jaybird cinquante ans.'' Eh bien, Granny ricana. «Nous allons revivre des moments anciens. Lorsque, sur, les deux dépouillé à l'chamois et s'assit à la table. «Vous savez, miel,« la petite vieille dame essoufflée répondit: «Mes seins sont aussi chaud pour vous aujourd'hui qu'ils l'étaient il ya cinquante ans. «Je ne serais pas surpris,« repliedGramps. «On est dans votre café et l'autre est dans votre gruau.

L'envie de Bill mettre son pénis dans trancheuse


Finaliste: Bill travaillait dans une usine cornichon. Il y avait été utilisée pour un certain nombre d'années, quand il est rentré un jour à avouer à sa femme qu'il avait une terrible contrainte. Il avait envie de mettre son pénis dans la trancheuse cornichon. Sa femme lui suggère de voir un sexologue pour en parler, mais Bill a dit qu'il serait trop gêné. Il a promis de surmonter la contrainte sur le sien. Un jour, quelques semaines plus tard, le projet de loi est venu à la maison et sa femme pouvait voir tout de suite que quelque chose n'allait vraiment pas. «Qu'est-ce qui ne va pas, Bill? elle demandé. «Ne vous souvenez que je vous ai dit comment j'ai eu cette formidable envie de mettre mon pénis dans la trancheuse cornichon? «Oh, le projet de loi, vous n'avez pas dit-elle exclamée. «Oui, je l'ai fait." répondit-il. «Mon Dieu, le projet de loi, ce qui s'est passé? «Je me suis fait virer.'' Non, le projet de loi. Je veux dire, qu'est-ce qui s'est passé avec le cornichon
trancheuse? «Oh ... elle s'est fait virer aussi.

Courtes blagues pour adultes:


Médecins conseils à la femme


Docteur: Vous avez l'air si faible, épuisé .. Prenez-vous des 3 repas par jour comme je l'ai conseillé de vous?
Femme: Docteur, je pense que vous avez dit 3 mâles par jour.

Blagues pour adultes sur Bikni


Bikini est une robe où 90% du corps de la femme est exposée ..
mais les hommes r très décent.
ils ne regardent que 90%
ils regardent seulement le couvert à 10%.

Blague adulte: Sommeil attrapé ensemble
Boy1: rencontrer mon épouse Tina
Boy2.Oh! Je la connais
Boy1: Comment?
Boy2: v ont été capturés dormir ensemble
Boy1: Qu'est-ce?
Conférence Boy2.during en classe de mathématiques

Pensez + ve :)


Drôle mari et femme blagues pour adultes en anglais


L'homme dit à son médecin que sa femme n'a pas voulu coucher avec lui pour le passé 7 mois.

Le médecin dit à l'homme d'apporter son épouse dans l', afin qu'il puisse lui parler.

Lorsque la femme vient au pouvoir, le docteur lui demande pourquoi elle ne veux pas faire l'amour avec son mari, pas plus.

L'épouse Réponses:

Pour les 7 derniers mois, chaque matin je prendre un taxi pour fonctionner.

Je ne fais pas beaucoup d'argent et mon mari ne pas donner plus d'Tarifs de bus, donc le chauffeur de taxi me demande toujours: «Alors, tu vas payer aujourd'hui ou quoi"

Je donne toujours de lui un "ou quoi".

Cela me rend au travail en retard, je suis en retard, donc le patron me demande: "Alors, allons-nous amarrer votre salaire, ou quoi?"

C'est une autre "ou quoi."

Sur le chemin du retour, je prends le Cab et encore, je n'ai pas d'argent donc le chauffeur de taxi me demande: "Alors êtes-vous allez payer This Time ou quoi?"

Et encore, je ne Une »ou ce«

Donc, vous voyez, docteur, quand je rentre je suis tout fatigué et je n'ai pas envie de sexe, pas plus.


Le médecin pense que pour une seconde. "Alors, allons-nous dire à votre mari ou Quoi?"

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Adult jokes in English

Funny adult joke fifty year old couple


WINNER:A couple had been married for 50 years They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said.'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago .''Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. 'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I'm not be surprised,' repliedGramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.'

Bill's urge to stick his penis in slicer


RUNNER UP:Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. 'What's wrong,Bill?' she asked. 'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?' 'Oh, Bill, you didn't ' she exclaimed. 'Yes, I did.' he replied. 'My God, Bill, what happened?' 'I got fired.''No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle
slicer?' 'Oh... she got fired too.'


Short adult jokes:


Doctors advice to woman


Doctor: You look so weak, exhausted.. Are you taking 3 meals a day as I have advised to you?
Woman: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Adult jokes on Bikni


Bikini is a dress where 90% of the woman body is exposed..
but men r very decent.
they dont look at that 90%
they look only at the covered 10%.

ADult joke: caught sleeping together
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

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Funny husband and wife adult jokes in english


The Man Tells His Doctor That His Wife Hasn’t Wanted To Have Sex With Him For The Past 7 Months.

The Physician Tells The Man To Bring His Wife In So He Can Talk To Her.

When The Wife Comes To Office, The Doctor Asks Her Why Doesn’t She Want To Have Sex With Her Husband Any More.

The Wife Replies:

For The Last 7 Months, Every Morning I Take A Cab To Work.

I Don’t Make Much Money And My Husband Doesn’t Give More Than Bus Fare, So The Cab Driver Always Asks Me: “So Are You Going To Pay Today Or What?”

I Always Give Him An “Or What”.

That Makes Me Late To Work, I’m Late, So The Boss Asks Me: “So Are We Going To Dock Your Salary, Or What?”

That’s Another “Or What.”

On The Way Home, I Take The Cab And Again I Don’t Have Any Money So The Cab Driver Asks Me: “So Are You Going To Pay This Time Or What?”

And, Again, I Do An “Or What”

So You See, Doctor, When I Get Home I’m All Tired Out And I Don’t Want Sex Any More.


The Doctor Thinks For A Second. “So, Are We Going To Tell Your Husband Or What?“

Funny rahul gandhi jokes in hindi

 Rahul Gandhi Ki Car Se 'Kutte Ki Maa' Mara Gayi...!
Rahul Gandhi driver se: "Jao iske pati ka pata karo..."
Jab driver wapas aaya to uske haat main mithai ke dabbe  aur gale mein dher sari phoolon ki maalayen  thi...!!!
Rahul Gandhi : " Ye kya hai..." ???
Driver: "Sir,logon ne meri poori baat hi nahi suni aur khushi khushi haar pehnane lage...Aur Mithai baatne lage..." !!!
Rahul Gandhi : "Magar kyu..." ???
Driver: "Maine to sirf ye kaha tha ki Main Rahul Gandhi ka Driver Hoon;
Kutte Ki Maa Mar Gayi Hai..." !!!

funny joke on hitting dog


Funny Rahul gandhi joke on washing cloths

rahul gandhi jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati.
Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka
shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya....
Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney
lagey...
Rahul fatafat aasman ki taraf mooh kar ke
bola...
"kidhar..???
.
.
.
mai to biscuit lene aaya hu...!!

Funny quotes by rahul gandhi

Pichle saal aayi 12/12/12
is saal aaayegi 13/13/13
aur agle saal ayegi 14/14/14
ye to har saal hota hai aur hota rhega ye prakriti ka niyam hai..
Golden words by rahul gandhi

Congress leader's speech and role of rahul joke in hindi

Congress ka ek mantri bhashan (speech)
de rha tha . . .
usne ek kahani sunai !!!
.
Ek aadmi k 3 bete the,
us aadmi ne teeno beto ko 100 rs diye or
kaha k koi aisi cheez kharid kr lao jis'se
pura kamra bhar jaye
.
pehla beta 100rs ki ghas le kr aaya,
100 rs me bahut ghas(chara) aa gya fir b
kamra pura nhi bhara (Lalu ji yad aa gye
kya chare k naam se, kher aage suno)
.
dusra beta kapas le kr aaya, kapas se b
kamra pura nhi bhar saka
.
teesra beta 1 rs ki mombatti le kr aaya or
usko jala diya mombatti ki roshni se pura
kamra bhar gya
.
mantri ji ne aage kaha : hamare rahul baba
us teesre bete ki tarah h :P( haha ha ha
lolz had ho gai)
.
jis din se rajiniti me aaye h charo taraf
roshni fela rhe h:P
.
tabhi bheed me se ek aam aadmi ki aawaz
aai...
Aam Aadmi : sahab wo sab to thik hai
humko ye batayiye ki 1 rs ki mombatti thi ,
par baki k 99 rs kaha gaye

Funny joke on rahul's Mobile

rahul gandhi ka mobile toilet me gir gya

Tabhi toilet devi prakat hui or golden color ka mobile usey dia

rahul:Nhi devi mera mobile sone ka nhi tha

Devi:abe gadhe,dho le isey..

Rahul Gandhi as a painter funny hindi joke

After failing in everything else, Rahul
Gandhi decided to try the job of a
painter.
A person went into the office kitchen
one morning and found Rahul Gandhi
painting the walls.
He was wearing a new fur coat and a
nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a
little strange, he asked Rahul Gandhi
why he was wearing them rather than
old clothes or an overall.
Rahul Gandhi showed him the
instructions on the tin, “For best
results, put on two coats”.
courtsy:https:// www. facebook. com/pages/Manmohan-Vs-Rahul-Gandhi-Jokes/235817996553401

Rahul gandhi jokes,

 manmohan singh jokes, 

politics jokes,

sonia gandhi jokes, 

political jokes

corruption jokes
funny rahul gandhi picture
Funny pappu on parle-j
funny rahul gandhi picture

funny hindi jokes

Santa Ek Din Rat Ko 10-15 Gulaab Ke Phool Leke Ghar Aya
Jaisi Hi Biwi Ne Ye Dekha To Biwi Khushi Ke Maare Sare Kapde Utar Ke Nangi Hoke Bed Pe Let Gayi
Santa: “Kyu Sali, Ghar Mein Flowerpot Nahi Hai Kya?“
Ek ladki raste pe akeli jaa rahi thi..
.

Ek ladka bola:"ghar tak lift chahiye kya.. ??
.
.
Ladki:"bhag saale, 3 din se lift le rahi hu,
.
.
Ab tak ghar nahi pahunchi..:p:D
Hahaha...jo Samajh Gaye wo Like Thoko.

Santa And his wife funny hindi joke

Giving lift to a girl funny hindi adult joke

What is tension ?.............
.
1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift
mangi...
.
Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho
gayi...
.
aap use hospital le gaye....
.
Doctor bola : 'Mubarak ho aap
baap banne wale he'..
Lo ho gayi tension............
.
Aap bole me iska Baap nahi hu,
.
Ladki boli yahi iska baap he.
.
Aur tension!........
.
Police aayi aur apka medical check
up hua.......
.
Report aaya K aap to kabhi baap
ban hi nahi sakte....
.
Saala aurr tension!...
.
Aapne Thank god kaha aur bahar
aa gaye....
.
Fir yaad aaya ghar me do bacche
he wo kiske he ?
.
.
REAL TENSION..

Funniest hindi joke on innocent santa

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish
ho jaati...
Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan
ka shukrya kiya
aur dukaan se surf lene gaya...
.
.
Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal
garajney lagey...
Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar
ke bola...
"kidhar..??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
mai to biscuit lene aaya hu...

Funny husband and wife joke on remarrige

Why husbands avoid questions!
WIFE : What would you do if i died ?
Would you get married again ?
Husband : No...
Wife : Why not ?
Don't you like being married ?
Husband : Of course i do.
Wife : Then why wouldn't you remarry ?
Husband : Ok, ok, i'd get married again...
Wife : Would you live in our house with your
new Wife...?
Husband : Yes, it's a great house.
Wife : Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband : Yes, its almost new, dear .
Wife : Would you give her my jewelry ?
Husband : No..
I am sure she would want her own..
Wife : Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband : No, her size is '5'
Wife : silence.
Husband : 'shiiit'...!!! :c

Funny teacher and punjabi student joke in hindi

Teacher
Panjabi Student Se:
Beta Aap ki Complain ai hai k ap Galiyan Bohat Detey ho.?

Student:
Lora Mera,
Sir kisi Randi k Bachy ne Jhoot Bol kr apni Maa Chudwai hai,
Sir Ap Bhi Lun ho,
Logon ki Batoon Mai Aa kr Chootiya Ban Jatey ho. .
Teacher:
Uth Teri Pain Nu Lun
Phuddi deya.

Father mother and son funny conversation hindi sms joke


Papa: "Whom you like more Mamma or Papa? "

Kid: "Both "

Papa: "No, tell me one?"

Kid: "Both "

Papa: "If I go to America and your Mother go to Paris, where will you go? " Kid: "Paris "

Papa: "It means you like your Mother. "

Kid: "No, cuz Paris is beautiful than America. "

Papa: "If I go to Paris and your Mother goes to America, so where will you go ?"

Kid: "America "

Papa: "Why ?"

Kid: "Paris to ghum aaye na papa! "

Papa: "Bada kamina ha tu sale.

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Funny hindi clean public jokes

Santa And Interviewer funny Hindi sms joke

Santa and Maggi!
Santa se interview mein pucha gaya:
Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko PM bana diya jaye toh aap kya
karenge.....??
Santa: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge.
Interviewer: Why....??
Santa: 2 Minute mein toh sirf Maggi ban sakta hai..
Interviewer: Agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye....??
Santa: Hum 5 saal ke liye PM nahi banenge.
Interviewer: Why....??
Santa: Itni Maggi kaun khayega...?

Funny sms joke Happiest moment on facebook


That happiest moment On Facebook.
.
.
.
When you are fighting on some one's
status and your friends support u by
liking ur comments 1 by 1 Especially female friend

Funny Hindi Poem on Falling in Love And Breakup

After falling in love: "JEENEY laga hun...
pehle se jyada!!"
.
.
After BREAK- UP : "PEENEY laga hun...
pehle se jyada!!!!

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Funny facebook Jokes

I logout from FB (reason:"i'm bored)
.

After 5 min- I sign in(reason:" i'm bored).

Ladies First:Funny Hindi Joke On Lovers Sucide

2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki..
.
Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Close Her Eyes
& Returnd..
.
Boy In Air Opened Parashute& Said Mujhe
Pata Tha Chudail Tu
Nahi
Kudegi..
.
From that day onwards people
started saying LADIES FIRST..

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Funny Hindi joke Quote from tarak mehta ka olta chasma

Duniya ki best "MAA" to har
bete ke paas
hoti hai,
.
Lekin pata nahi duniya ki best
"BIWI"
Padosi ke paas hi kyu hoti hai.. ??
.
True Lines Said By The Great
Philosopher
"JETHALAL GADA"

Why Indian Grls r Not Gud In Sports
Coz
Only 10% r Playing Hockey, Chess
& 90% r Busy With BF
Jaanu Ye
Jaanu Wo
Jaan Le Lo Jaanu Ki.

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Funny clean girlfriend and boyfriend joke

Girl: Wat u think about our luv?
.
boy:Try to count the stars in the sky.
.
Grl: wow..It's infinite?
.
boy: No darling! It's waste of time..

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Funny poem on bollywood movie names and relaton with diseases

BIMARI in bollywood style:-
.
1. Jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar
dhuwaa chale= FEVER
.
2. Tarap tarap k is dil se Aah nikalti rahi= HEARTATTACK.
.
3. Biri jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma
bari aag hai= ACIDITY
.
4.tujhme rab dikhta hai yara main
kya karun= MOTIYABIND.
.
5.tujhe yad na meri ayi kisi se
ab kya kehna= MEMORY LOSS.
.
6. Mann dole mera tann dole= MIRGI
&
THE Best one,
.
... 7.juda hoke B, tu mujhme
kahin baaki hai= LOOSE MOTION

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Santa banta and makan malik funny hindi sms joke

Santa: Uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai..
Banta: Soja soja makan girega to
Makan malik ka girega
Apne baap ka kya jata ha

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Funny hindi poem on rain(Romantic Poem)

Use barish achi lagti h
Or mujhe barish me wo

Mujhe wo achhi lagti h,
pr use koi or

Isliye bhaad me jaye BAARISH
Or bhaad me jaye wo
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Dada and pota funny hindi jokes

Grandfather and grand son joke in hindi

Dadaji-Beta Zara Mere Daant Lana
Pota-Lekin Abhi Roti To Paki Nahi Hai..!
Dadaji-Abe, Roti Ko Mar Goli Samne
Wali Budiya Smile De Rahi Hai

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Funny Adult jokes in hindi



College Me, Mam-"
Lakir ka Fakir" Muhavare ka udhahran do"
Boy"
Aap Bura to Nahi Manegi?
Mam-
Nahi Bura Q?
Boy-Aapki Panty ke andar
jo Lakir he
Hum Uske fakir hai..

Funny college adult sms joke in hindi


Question - What Is Difference Between A BOOT (Shoes) & CHOOT.?
Zabardast Answer -
BOOT Accepts Only ONE Size, Whereas CHOOT Accepts ALL Sizes..

Husband And wife funny adult jokes in hindi

ek wife ko shadi k bahut salo baad pta lga k uska husband CHHAKKA h aur usko Plastic k Lund se chodta tha....wife- tumne itni bdi baat mujhse chhupai, tumne meri zindgi barbaad kr di.....
husband- baat ko aagey na badhao, maine itne salo me kbi puchha k BUNTY & BABBLI Plastic k Lund se kaise paida ho gye? 😛

Funny adult classroom joke

Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti :
MADAM : shor mat karo nahi to khadda kar dungi..
Bachhe:pehele mera..pehele mera..pehele mera..
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Father and son Adult hindi joke

Beta-Papa, Ye "Sex" kya hota hai ?

Santa thinks oye bahenchod ye kya puch liya bete ne, par batana to padega.

Aftr that he says- Beta, sex me hum ladki k kapde utarte hai fir apane kapde utarte hai, fir ladki ko pas me late hai uske boobs dabate hai fir vo hamara lund chusti hai, fir hum uski gand me ungal karte hai, fir tel laga k ladki ki chut me lund dal k hum lund ander bahar karte hue use chodte hai.

Ye hota hai sex.

Beta- Admission form me kya likhu?
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Funny adult comment jokes

GIRLS put makeup, lots of creams , sexy perfumes & they make the best hairstyle EVER.
.
.
Finally guys look at them and say:
.
.
BHENCHOD GAAND DEKH SAALI KI .... !

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Girl and boy hindi sms joke

Boy: Tu kitne baje uthti hai?

Girl: Apna koi time nahi hai. Jab dil kare so jaati hoon, aur jab dil kare uth jaati hoon

Boy: Naughty! Tu bilkul mere LODE pe gayi hai..

______________

Customer and shopkeeper adult hindi joke


Customer- bhai saheb dettol sabun hai?

Dukandaar (lauda khujlate huye)- haan hai.

Customer- to behen k lode, us se haath dho ke 1 kilo cheeni dede.

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TATA ko ab pata chala ki
NANO CAR Me 2 Problems hai..
1. Pregnant Woman andar nahi aa sakti.
And
2. Car ke andar Normal Woman Pregnant nahi ho sakti..!
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Doct.-Mareez ko Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isey bacha lete.

SANTA-bhenchod, aadhe ghante pehle to acident hua, fir 1 ghanta pehle kya hospital gaand marvane laate?
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Girl and boy funny adult jokes

Girl (During sex): Nahi ye galat hai
Boy: But I Luv U
G: Fir b galat hai
B: Hum shaadi kar lenge
G: abe chutiye jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai..😛
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Funny teacher and student jokes
Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha,
Madam: 'Translate This Sentence In Hindi - Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees'
Munni Sharmate Hue: 'Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye'

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Funny doctor aand sardar adult hindi joke

Jale hue boobs lekar Sardarni hospital me admit hui
Dr: kaise jal gaye
Sardarni: KAMINE
Tune hi to kaha tha
Bacche ko dudh pilane se pehle
NIPPAL UBAL lena!

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funny petrol pump joke

Petrol Ke Badte Rate Ko Dekhte Hue Ek News Channel Walo Ne Report Di:
Aaj Ke Bad Petrol Pump Par Adult Movies Chala Karengi
Taki Aap Petrol Bharvate Hue Usi Time Pe Kisi Aur Ko Bhi Chudte Dekh Sako ......
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Nawab and koth funny hindi joke

Nawab Saab Kothe pe Gaye,
Dalte Hi Leak Ho Gaya.
Tawayaf Adab Se Boli-
Huzur Ne Q Taklif Uthai.??
Chammach Me Nikal K
Bhijwa Diya Hota,
Hum Izzat Se Andar Daal Lete....

Funny hindi sms jokes

Arz kiya hai.. Rok do mere janaaze ko
ab mujhme jaan aa rahi hai
aage se thoda right le lo ,
daru ki dukaan aa rahi ha

This is funny hindi poem for drinking wine

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Santa And his Wife Funny Hindi Sms Joke

Banta was in the bathroom for a long time. His wife shouted: "Did you find the shampoo?"
he answered, "Yes,i but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine. So now I am waiting for my hair to dry before I can use it!"..Bolo Ta ra ra ra GM
.......

King And Dancer Funny hindi jokes Sms

Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke Darbar
mein dance kar rahi thi..
.
(Raja bahut Bad-Surat tha)
.
Ladki ne Raja se Ek Sawal ki Ijajat
maangi...
.
Raja ne Kaha,'Puccho.'
.
Ladki ne kaha,'Jab Khuda Husn
Taqsim kar raha
tha,Tab Aap
kahan the..??
.
Raja ne ghussa na kiya, balki
Muskurate huey
Kaha,'Jab TUM
Husn ki line me khadi husn le rahi
thi,
.
Toh main Kismat ki Line me khada
Kismat le raha tha....
.
Aur Aaj Tujh Jaisi Husn Waliya'n
meri gulam ki
tarah Nach Rahi hai..
.
Isi Liye Shayar Khoob Kehta hai,
.
"Husn na maang Naseeb maang
Ae Dost, Husn Waale to Aksar
Naseeb Walo ke
Gulam hua Karte hai.

Husband wife joke on Drunker

Wife: Look at that Drunker!
Hubby: Who is he ?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected..
.
.
Hubby: Oh My God,
He is still Celebrating..

Tchr : Murgiyo ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ?
Sardar ka Asardaar reply : Sir, agar murgiyo🐓 ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na.

Pappu And Teacher joke

Teacher- Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha?
Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG.
Teacher- Aur doosra ?

Pappu- doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga .....Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh!!!!

Santa Banta Funny Joke

Santa- Chicken to bahut badhiya bana hai par thoda ajib sa taste kyu hai?
Banta- banate hue murge ki tang jal gayi thi....
Toh maine SOFRAMYCIN laga di.




Amir khan ghajni movie jokes

ALL Happy Husbands Behave Like Amir Khan In Ghajini -
Biwi Ki Sunte Hain,
Samajhte Hain,
Aur.
15 Minute Ke Baad Sab BhooL Jaate Hain... __________________________________Santa- Teri aur bhabhi ki jodi to "Ram-Sita" ki jodi hai.

Banta- Kahan yaar!! Na to ye dharti me samati hai, na hi ise koi Raavan le jata hai...!
. __________________________________ +++++
What a Great New Generation it is!!
5 year old son was crying.
Dad came & asked
Why are you crying ? Tell me I'm your friend naa..

Son: Kuch nahi yaar.. Zara sa Horlicks kya nahi piya, teri ITEM bhadak gayi !!!

Parlok mein rajiv gandhi ko achanak hansi aa gai,
indira gandhi ne puchha: kya hua?I
Rajiv: sonia se shadi maine ki par bhugat manmohan singh raha hai.!😀😀😀lolz lolz ongoing smile hunt by desi singles app



Funny Rajnikanth Liner Quotes



Rajni is back with new hits:

When Rajnikant was a Student…!!!
Teachers use to Bunk the classes....

Rajnikant purchased a road roller…
Guess why??????
To Iron his Clothes..

Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue And Birds returned grains they took last year as well......

Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"....

Rajnikant can produce fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes..

Rajnikant runs until treadmil gets tired..

In the back cover of "WORLD RECORD BOOKS" its written..all records are held by rajnikant..listed names are second in place..

Rajnikant addeD facebook as his friend..

Once rajnikant was on hot seat in KBC...and computer needed to choose the questions.

Rajnikant can whistle in 5 diff languages..

If rajni's PC hangs..its time for next Windows release by microsoft....

Bestum Best.....

Rajnidada can send WHATSAPP from a roadside PCO..



Funny adult hindi jokes

Bf wanted 2 hav sex,
but ashamed of his small penis.
He brought his GF in a dark place n Placed his penis in GF's hand
GF :No thanx I DON'T SMOKE ! & bidi to bilkul bhi nahi

Boyfriend And his Smallnis joke in hindi

Sharabi Buys condom hindi joke

Ek Sharabi Pharmacy ki
dukaan mein enter hotey hi Zor se cheekha:
5 Condom de Oye...

Dukanwala: Sir !!! Zara Tameez se baat kijiye naa

Sharabi ne apni Jeans ki Zip Kholi, aur bola:
"Mere Shehzaday ke liye 5 sherwani dikhaaiye plz ..!!!

Maths Teacher ,Dinesh And Lollipop Funny hindi jokes

Maths Teacher -Dinesh tere pas 6 Lollipop hai..

2 Neha ne chus liy,
3 Pooja ne,
1 Priya ne..

Toh tere pas kitne bacha..

Dinesh: "Lawda bacha! Wo AAP chooslo....

Girlfriend Boyfriend Funny Hindi Adult joke

Girl to Boyfriend:
Tum Boys Jab susu karte ho to Uske Baad Apna Woh Q Hilate ho?

BF: Hum Usko Ye Yaad Dilate H Ki- Jaag laude, Tere Jeevan Ka Uddesh Sirf Mutna Nahi Hai . ...


Girl And Boy Joke On condom

Girl-kal mai tumhare liye rakhi layi thi. tumne bandhwai q nahi..?
Classic ans
boy-agar kal mai tere liye condom lau to kya tu thokne degi..????
baaaaat karti hai..

Doctors Son Funny Adult hindi sms joke

Golu- Tera baap doctor hai, fir bhi tu beemar
ho gaya..
Kitne sharam ki baat hai....

Molu- Bhenchod tera baap Condom bechta hai, fir
bhi tu paida hua na chutiye.....:

Adult Joke types of Penis funny sms joke

This made his wife and daughter mad.
So d daughter said--Mom, how many kinds of 'penises' are there??

The mother smiled and answered-- 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.?In his 20's, his penis is like an oak 🌳tree, mighty and hard? In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.?
After his 50's, it is like a Christmas🌲 Tree.'?

Daughter-A Christmas tree🌲?
Mom-'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls🍒 are just for decoration...............................

Baap: Beta tumhen kaisi BV chahiye ?

Beta: Papa jo raat ko Pari ki tarah aaye

or

subah chup chaap chali jaye.

Baap: Fudi deya !

O Pariyan nai....

Gashtiyan
hondiyan ne....

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Darling: Sex mein meri kaun si chij sabse achchi lagi. ?Mrs pappu : Khansi
Jab aap l##d dal kar non stop
khanste ho to kasam se itna maja
aata hai bayan nahi kar sakti.

Rajnikanth PJs And one liner funny Quote

People Update Status Via
BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad,
Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status
Via Calculator...

Rajnikanth's Dog funny Quote

Rajnikanth's dog's house has
a signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Sawdhan!

Rajnikanth And Race Funny One Liner

Once Rajnikant Decided To Race
With Time.. & The Result Is
Time Is Still Running
Galileo used 'Lamp' to
Study, Graham bell used
'Candle' to study,

Funny Joke How RajniKanth Completed His Study

Shakshpeare studied in 'Street
lights' But .....
Do u know about
Rajnikant......????
Only Agarbatti
When Rajnikant was a student!

You can't guess this one...

Rajnikanth And Statue of Liberty Funny hindi joke

Teachers used to bunk!
While playing once Rajnikant
said "statue" to a girl... Now
that Statue is know as "Statue
of Liberty"

Once Rajnikant was playing
cricket in the monsoons....

and .... The rain was cancelled
due to the match.

One day Rajnikant gone 4
morning walk & in afternoon
police arrstd him..

Role Of Rajnikanth in indias freedom hindi humour

WHY? Bcoz he reachd USA
witout visa
Why did british leave India in
1947? Bcoz. they came to know
Rajnikant was going to be born
in 1948...

This Msg. is being Sent in the
Interest of Humanity-"Guys
Please Stop making Jokes on
Rajnikant or else he will
Delete the INTERNET...
Yanna Rascala.. Mind It!! RAJNIKANT UNLIMITED

funny hindi jokes collection

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe
SUSU kar Diya..!!!
.
.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
.
.
.
.
.
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki
Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna!!


married man and poison shop funny hindi joke

Ek Aadmi medical shop par Zeher lene
gya...
.
aadmi : ek zehar ki bottle dena
.
.
Dukandar: Bina Parchi k zehar nhi mil
skta.
.
.
.
Aadmi ne Shadi ka Card dikhaya...
.
.
.
.
Dukandar: Bas kr Pagle, rulayega kya ?
Badi bottle du ya chhoti


funny joke of four friends of starting a business

4 bewakoof doston ne mil ke petrol pump
khola..
1 bhi customer nahi aaya. Kyun.. ??
Because...
Petrol pump was on 1st floor..
.
.
Chal ek aur, Fir charo ne usi floor pe
restuarent khola..
1 bhi customer nahi aaya Kyu.. ??
.
.
Kyuki...
petrol pump ka board nai hataya..
.
Chal ek aur
Fir charo ne 1 taxi li..
1 bhi sawari nahi. Kyu.. ??
2 dost aage and 2 piche baith ke
sawari dhund rahe the..
.
.
Chal ek aur..ye last hai
Taxi kharab ho gayi..
Charo ne khud dhakka lagaya..
but taxi wahi ki wahi..Kyu.. ??
2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka
de rahe the...
.
.
Chal ek aur..
Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko kidnap kiya..
Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs
le kar aa..
warna tujhe maar denge..
.
.
Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa
ne paise de bhi diye..
Kyu.. ??
bachhe ka baap bhi un bewakoofon mein se aik tha..

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