Funny adult hindi jokes

Bf wanted 2 hav sex,
but ashamed of his small penis.
He brought his GF in a dark place n Placed his penis in GF's hand
GF :No thanx I DON'T SMOKE ! & bidi to bilkul bhi nahi

Boyfriend And his Smallnis joke in hindi

Sharabi Buys condom hindi joke

Ek Sharabi Pharmacy ki
dukaan mein enter hotey hi Zor se cheekha:
5 Condom de Oye...

Dukanwala: Sir !!! Zara Tameez se baat kijiye naa

Sharabi ne apni Jeans ki Zip Kholi, aur bola:
"Mere Shehzaday ke liye 5 sherwani dikhaaiye plz ..!!!

Maths Teacher ,Dinesh And Lollipop Funny hindi jokes

Maths Teacher -Dinesh tere pas 6 Lollipop hai..

2 Neha ne chus liy,
3 Pooja ne,
1 Priya ne..

Toh tere pas kitne bacha..

Dinesh: "Lawda bacha! Wo AAP chooslo....

Girlfriend Boyfriend Funny Hindi Adult joke

Girl to Boyfriend:
Tum Boys Jab susu karte ho to Uske Baad Apna Woh Q Hilate ho?

BF: Hum Usko Ye Yaad Dilate H Ki- Jaag laude, Tere Jeevan Ka Uddesh Sirf Mutna Nahi Hai . ...


Girl And Boy Joke On condom

Girl-kal mai tumhare liye rakhi layi thi. tumne bandhwai q nahi..?
Classic ans
boy-agar kal mai tere liye condom lau to kya tu thokne degi..????
baaaaat karti hai..

Doctors Son Funny Adult hindi sms joke

Golu- Tera baap doctor hai, fir bhi tu beemar
ho gaya..
Kitne sharam ki baat hai....

Molu- Bhenchod tera baap Condom bechta hai, fir
bhi tu paida hua na chutiye.....:

Adult Joke types of Penis funny sms joke

This made his wife and daughter mad.
So d daughter said--Mom, how many kinds of 'penises' are there??

The mother smiled and answered-- 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.?In his 20's, his penis is like an oak 🌳tree, mighty and hard? In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.?
After his 50's, it is like a Christmas🌲 Tree.'?

Daughter-A Christmas tree🌲?
Mom-'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls🍒 are just for decoration...............................

Baap: Beta tumhen kaisi BV chahiye ?

Beta: Papa jo raat ko Pari ki tarah aaye

or

subah chup chaap chali jaye.

Baap: Fudi deya !

O Pariyan nai....

Gashtiyan
hondiyan ne....

Must Read hindi Joke

Darling: Sex mein meri kaun si chij sabse achchi lagi. ?Mrs pappu : Khansi
Jab aap l##d dal kar non stop
khanste ho to kasam se itna maja
aata hai bayan nahi kar sakti.

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