Funny rahul gandhi jokes in hindi

 Rahul Gandhi Ki Car Se 'Kutte Ki Maa' Mara Gayi...!
Rahul Gandhi driver se: "Jao iske pati ka pata karo..."
Jab driver wapas aaya to uske haat main mithai ke dabbe  aur gale mein dher sari phoolon ki maalayen  thi...!!!
Rahul Gandhi : " Ye kya hai..." ???
Driver: "Sir,logon ne meri poori baat hi nahi suni aur khushi khushi haar pehnane lage...Aur Mithai baatne lage..." !!!
Rahul Gandhi : "Magar kyu..." ???
Driver: "Maine to sirf ye kaha tha ki Main Rahul Gandhi ka Driver Hoon;
Kutte Ki Maa Mar Gayi Hai..." !!!

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Funny Rahul gandhi joke on washing cloths

rahul gandhi jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati.
Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka
shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya....
Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney
lagey...
Rahul fatafat aasman ki taraf mooh kar ke
bola...
"kidhar..???
.
.
.
mai to biscuit lene aaya hu...!!

Funny quotes by rahul gandhi

Pichle saal aayi 12/12/12
is saal aaayegi 13/13/13
aur agle saal ayegi 14/14/14
ye to har saal hota hai aur hota rhega ye prakriti ka niyam hai..
Golden words by rahul gandhi

Congress leader's speech and role of rahul joke in hindi

Congress ka ek mantri bhashan (speech)
de rha tha . . .
usne ek kahani sunai !!!
.
Ek aadmi k 3 bete the,
us aadmi ne teeno beto ko 100 rs diye or
kaha k koi aisi cheez kharid kr lao jis'se
pura kamra bhar jaye
.
pehla beta 100rs ki ghas le kr aaya,
100 rs me bahut ghas(chara) aa gya fir b
kamra pura nhi bhara (Lalu ji yad aa gye
kya chare k naam se, kher aage suno)
.
dusra beta kapas le kr aaya, kapas se b
kamra pura nhi bhar saka
.
teesra beta 1 rs ki mombatti le kr aaya or
usko jala diya mombatti ki roshni se pura
kamra bhar gya
.
mantri ji ne aage kaha : hamare rahul baba
us teesre bete ki tarah h :P( haha ha ha
lolz had ho gai)
.
jis din se rajiniti me aaye h charo taraf
roshni fela rhe h:P
.
tabhi bheed me se ek aam aadmi ki aawaz
aai...
Aam Aadmi : sahab wo sab to thik hai
humko ye batayiye ki 1 rs ki mombatti thi ,
par baki k 99 rs kaha gaye

Funny joke on rahul's Mobile

rahul gandhi ka mobile toilet me gir gya

Tabhi toilet devi prakat hui or golden color ka mobile usey dia

rahul:Nhi devi mera mobile sone ka nhi tha

Devi:abe gadhe,dho le isey..

Rahul Gandhi as a painter funny hindi joke

After failing in everything else, Rahul
Gandhi decided to try the job of a
painter.
A person went into the office kitchen
one morning and found Rahul Gandhi
painting the walls.
He was wearing a new fur coat and a
nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a
little strange, he asked Rahul Gandhi
why he was wearing them rather than
old clothes or an overall.
Rahul Gandhi showed him the
instructions on the tin, “For best
results, put on two coats”.
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