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Santa And Interviewer funny Hindi sms joke

Santa and Maggi!
Santa se interview mein pucha gaya:
Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko PM bana diya jaye toh aap kya
karenge.....??
Santa: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge.
Interviewer: Why....??
Santa: 2 Minute mein toh sirf Maggi ban sakta hai..
Interviewer: Agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye....??
Santa: Hum 5 saal ke liye PM nahi banenge.
Interviewer: Why....??
Santa: Itni Maggi kaun khayega...?

Funny sms joke Happiest moment on facebook


That happiest moment On Facebook.
.
.
.
When you are fighting on some one's
status and your friends support u by
liking ur comments 1 by 1 Especially female friend

Funny Hindi Poem on Falling in Love And Breakup

After falling in love: "JEENEY laga hun...
pehle se jyada!!"
.
.
After BREAK- UP : "PEENEY laga hun...
pehle se jyada!!!!

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Funny facebook Jokes

I logout from FB (reason:"i'm bored)
.

After 5 min- I sign in(reason:" i'm bored).

Ladies First:Funny Hindi Joke On Lovers Sucide

2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki..
.
Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Close Her Eyes
& Returnd..
.
Boy In Air Opened Parashute& Said Mujhe
Pata Tha Chudail Tu
Nahi
Kudegi..
.
From that day onwards people
started saying LADIES FIRST..

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Funny Hindi joke Quote from tarak mehta ka olta chasma

Duniya ki best "MAA" to har
bete ke paas
hoti hai,
.
Lekin pata nahi duniya ki best
"BIWI"
Padosi ke paas hi kyu hoti hai.. ??
.
True Lines Said By The Great
Philosopher
"JETHALAL GADA"

Why Indian Grls r Not Gud In Sports
Coz
Only 10% r Playing Hockey, Chess
& 90% r Busy With BF
Jaanu Ye
Jaanu Wo
Jaan Le Lo Jaanu Ki.

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Funny clean girlfriend and boyfriend joke

Girl: Wat u think about our luv?
.
boy:Try to count the stars in the sky.
.
Grl: wow..It's infinite?
.
boy: No darling! It's waste of time..

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Funny poem on bollywood movie names and relaton with diseases

BIMARI in bollywood style:-
.
1. Jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar
dhuwaa chale= FEVER
.
2. Tarap tarap k is dil se Aah nikalti rahi= HEARTATTACK.
.
3. Biri jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma
bari aag hai= ACIDITY
.
4.tujhme rab dikhta hai yara main
kya karun= MOTIYABIND.
.
5.tujhe yad na meri ayi kisi se
ab kya kehna= MEMORY LOSS.
.
6. Mann dole mera tann dole= MIRGI
&
THE Best one,
.
... 7.juda hoke B, tu mujhme
kahin baaki hai= LOOSE MOTION

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Santa banta and makan malik funny hindi sms joke

Santa: Uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai..
Banta: Soja soja makan girega to
Makan malik ka girega
Apne baap ka kya jata ha

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Funny hindi poem on rain(Romantic Poem)

Use barish achi lagti h
Or mujhe barish me wo

Mujhe wo achhi lagti h,
pr use koi or

Isliye bhaad me jaye BAARISH
Or bhaad me jaye wo
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Dada and pota funny hindi jokes

Grandfather and grand son joke in hindi

Dadaji-Beta Zara Mere Daant Lana
Pota-Lekin Abhi Roti To Paki Nahi Hai..!
Dadaji-Abe, Roti Ko Mar Goli Samne
Wali Budiya Smile De Rahi Hai

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