funny facts to share as facebook status

this post contains five fummy facts that are well to share as facebook facts


If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one."
And that was the origin of "Buy one get one free"!

They said if I don't stop talking about boobs, they'll send me to the mental institute. Lol, ins-TIT-ute.

When Butterflies Fall Inlove...
I Wonder If They Feel Humans In Their Stomachs

people say love is the best feeling, but I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better

three idiots movie joke

funny pictures three idiot3 IDIOTS- DIRTY EDITION

This is joke based on the dialogues of movie three idiots using condom instead of machine

Teacher:
“What Is A Condom?”
Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hain.
Teacher: “Aap Itna Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho?”
Aamir: “Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se Iccha Thi Ki Main Sex Education College Mein Padhu! Aaj Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai”
Teacher: “Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai, Condom Ki Definition Bolo?”
Aamir: “Sir! Condom Is Anything Which Reduces Population”
Teacher: “Will U Plz Elaborate?”
Aamir: “Har Wo Cheez Jo Population Control Kare!”
“Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai, Condom Hai Na”
“Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak, Condom Hai Sir”
“Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire Hue Hai”
“8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh Tak Sab Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai”
“1 Second Mein In, 1 Second Mein Out,
In-Out,
In-Out”
Teacher: “Arre… Defination Kya Hai?”
Aamir: “Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir”
Teacher: “Exam Mein Ye Sab Likhoge?”
“Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak! Idiot”
“Anybody Else??”
Chattur: “Sir! , Condom Are Between Any Combination Of Body So Connected, That Their Relative Positions May Be Seen In Kamasutra..”
Teacher: “Wah! Kya Baat Hai.....:p;)
(Teacher kicked amir khan out of the class)
Amir khan returns back to class...
Teacher:ab kya hua
Amir khan: sir kuch bhool gya hu
Teacher: kya
Amir khan: sir,6 inch long,coated with extra protection,comes in out in out,throw liquid wen directed,cud b covered with cap,spreads wen rubbed....
Teacher : wat d fuck u want
Amir khan: pen sir....pen.

Father and son jokes

baap beta jokes or father and son jokes


A man caring dog as son funny picturefather Ne Apne son Ki Talashi Li
Pocket Se:"Cigrette, Gutkha,
Katrina Kaif Ki Photo Aur Girls Ke
Numbers Mile..
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father Ne son Ko Bohat Mara aur
Gusse Me bola:"Kab Se Kar Raha
Hai Tu Ye Sab Kuch.. ??
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son Rote Huey:"Papa Maine Toh
Aap Ki Jacket Pehni Hui
Hai...:p :O :D :D

facebook funny liner joke:-


What is the problem of boys on facebook - - - - - - - - - - - - - - They fell in love with fake profile... And it hurts them :

Inspirational story to make patience


Story that inspires  to make patience always

Source of inspiration, vivekanand" this is the story of an old lady in which he make patience for 40 years and get child at age of 45 and and looses a faithful dog due loosing his patience"


There was a 40 year old lady who couldn't have a kid since she was married at age 24.She tried everything she could but the doctors told her that she was barren. Her husband left her after 16 years of trying. She became so stressed up and spent most of her free time in meditation classes, religious circles and around pets and children homes. At age 43, she found a local 50 yr old man whom she fell in love with as the main was well known to having lost all her family in a tragic road accident 10 years ago and was always lonely and single. Fortunately against all odds the woman became pregnant and she became the happiest lady in the world. She inspired alot of women all aver the village and her ex husband bought them a beach house for appreciation. They got a cute baby girl and named her Patience. The baby was the world to her and she even gave her a nice dog at age 3 who the small girl loved so much. One day the mother went to the grocery shop and left the baby girl with the dog in the sitting room. On returning from the shop, she found the Dog with blood all over his face and pieces of the Patience's clothes on its claws. The woman couldn't bear it. She immediately took a hoe that was loosely and started beating the dog mercilessly until the Dog died. She then stopped crying and followed the blood stains on the floor to the bedroom. Where she found the baby girl Patience smiling naked on the chair and a dead python snake on the floor. The Dog had killed the snake and thus rescued the baby from the snake.

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Don't always be fast to judge a book by the look of its cover no wonder the situation. God tests us in different ways and we should not fall short of his mercy and forgiveness.

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