Girl friend and boyfriend joke on facebook chatting

Girl friend and boyfriend joke on facebook chatting

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girl talking to his boyfriend
girlfriend on phone talking to his boyfriend
girlfriend  and boy friend were chatting on Facebook
girlfriend : plz stay up just a little longer? I really want to talk to
you :)

boyfriend : No, sorry i gotta go
girlfriend : Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssse?

boyfriend : No! My mom said if i don't go to sleep now she'll
come down here and bash my head on the keyboaryujehs
ndbhujidcbfnekd !

Political joke: attitude of governments

funny pics for politics
Funny rahul gandhi on wood cart
Attitude of governments::
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USA -"If u attack us, we will attack u".

ISRAEL -"If u attack us, we will demolish u"

INDIA -"If u attack us, we will condemn & write to u or we will not play Cricket with u"


according to you what should be attitude of a country in this situation must comment on the post.

Santa banta entertaining jokes on his wife

 Santa banta mischivious entertaining joke

One day santa was too much confused  so
he asked to Banta  : friend your wife is very very sexy and passes smile to see me & trying to seduce me....

Banta to santa: no thats not the mater actully on first night he asked me have you fucked someone ever  and   by mistake a took your name.
Hindi translation of joke

Pappu Ek Din Bada Confuse Sa Thha Aur Usne Dost Se Pucha

Pappu: “Yaar Teri Biwi Chalu Hai, Mujhe Hamesha Dekh Ke Muskurati Rahti Hai?”
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Dost : “Oye Nahi Yaar Esa Kuch Nahi Hai, Usne Mujhse Suhagraat Pe Puchha Tha, Kya Mene Kabhi Kisi Ki Gaand Mari Hai,
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To Maine Tera Naam Le Diya Tha“

Funny facebook pictures

facebook pics, husband and wife picture

 Funny picture wife going to beat husband with hammer for excessive use of Facebook
so this is a funny Facebook picture

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funny facebook picture, father and son picture
This funny Facebook picture is for those sons that are crazy for Facebook use Facebook to much. a son is being beaten by his father for excessive use of Facebook
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Husband wife sister in law and taxi driver dual meaning jokes

  "A fun collection of lady , husband ,taxi driver and sister in law dual meaning jokes"

  wife husband and sister in law  joke


Wife in sexy mood lovingly says: I want to have a wild experience. Tie me up and do whatever u want. Excited man tied up his wife and raped her sister.

A girl wears sleeveless dress every time. On right arm she writes 'C' and on left arm 'L'.
friends ask: what does it means? She said: I am cool.
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Naked Lady And taxi driver joke

A naked lady gets into taxi. Driver looks at her. Lady: haven't you ever seen b naked woman?
Driver: no I am just wondering where you have kept the money to pay me.

Lady and office boss joke

A sexy and attracted female employee meets her boss and says sir will you remove something from my breast?
Boss: wow, what?
Girl: your eyes.
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Dual meaning Joke

What is long and hard? Has a hole at the tip and when inserted into wet, hairy, tight hole, makes men and woman feel great? Vicks inhaler.
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Definition of rape joke


Define rape with the help of one good example. Rape is a very very difficult job for example; it's like playing golf with a continuously moving hole.

Three drinker's and taxi driver joke


"This joke is about drinker's in which they sit on taxi .and driver get advantage of  their being drunken"

 


3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again.
He told them."We have reached ".
The 1st guy gave him money.
The 2nd guy said "thank you".
The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap.
The driver was shocked,thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But he asked "whats that for?".
The 3rd guy replied: "CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME, you nearly killed us!" :

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