Tortoise n rabbit wrote entrance exam,
Tortoise got 80%
Both went 4 admission in an engineering college,
Cut off needed was 85%...
Rabbit didn't get but
Tortoise got admission.
U remember wen we were in 1st std tortoise won a race...
Sports quota 5% marks extra...:
Man : How old are u ?
Woman : A woman never tells her age
Man : Just tell me your age
Woman : since I was 18 i never told anyone my age
Man : But I will make sure I will know your age ?
Woman : How can u do that while for the last 10 years nobody ever made me say my age ?
Man : Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh ahahaha lol!