Husband wife funny hindi jokea

Wife: Jaanu batao tum mujhse kitna pyar karte ho?

Husband: bohat zyada
Wife: phir bhi kitna?
Husband: itna ke dil chah raha hai ke tumhari jaisi ek aur le aaun..
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Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi..

Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho.. Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi..
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Million copies of a New book sold in just 2 days due to typing error in Title i.e.
"An idea can change your WIFE (LIFE)"
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Height of Female shakkk!
Shohar: Mein tumhare sath 1000 saal rahunga or pyaar karunga.!
Biwi: Uske baaad kahan munh maarne ka iraada hai?
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Wife: Main maike ja rahi hoon, talaaq ka notice bhej dungi!
Husband: Ja ja, meethi meethi baatein kar ke khush karne ki koshish mat kar..
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HUSBAND: Kal mere khwaab mein 1 ladki aayi thi. Wah kya ladki thi!
WIFE: Akeli aayi hogi?
HUSBAND: Tumko kaise pata?
WIFE: Uska husband mere khwaab mein aaya tha.. lolz lolz :)

Mera jeevan kora kagaj hindi song lyrics

Mera jeevan kora kaagaz kora hi reh gaya Hindi song Lyrics

Mera jeevan kora kaagaz kora hi reh gaya -2
Jo likha tha
Jo likha tha aansoon sang beh gaya
Mera jeevan

Mera jeevan kora kaagaz kora hi reh gaya


Ik hawa jhoonka aaya -2
Tuut dali se phool -2
Na pavan ki na chaman ki
Kiski hai ye bhool -2
Kho gayi kho gayi
Khushboo hawa mein kuch na reh gaya
Mera jeevan kora kaagaz kora hi reh gaya

Udte panchi ka thikana -2
Mera na koijahan -2
Na dagar hai na khabar hai
Jana hai mujhko kahan -2
Ban ke sapna -2
Humsafar ka saath reh gaya
Mera jeevan kora kaagaz kora hi reh gaya

Dukh ke andar sukh ki jyoti
Dukh hi sukh ka gyan -2
Dard sah ke janm leta
Har koi insan -2
Vo sukhi hai -2
Jo khushi se dard sah gaya
dukh ka sagar-2
uska jeewan ban k rh gya
Mera jeevan kora kaagaz kora hi reh gaya

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