Funny Adult jokes in hindi



College Me, Mam-"
Lakir ka Fakir" Muhavare ka udhahran do"
Boy"
Aap Bura to Nahi Manegi?
Mam-
Nahi Bura Q?
Boy-Aapki Panty ke andar
jo Lakir he
Hum Uske fakir hai..

Funny college adult sms joke in hindi


Question - What Is Difference Between A BOOT (Shoes) & CHOOT.?
Zabardast Answer -
BOOT Accepts Only ONE Size, Whereas CHOOT Accepts ALL Sizes..

Husband And wife funny adult jokes in hindi

ek wife ko shadi k bahut salo baad pta lga k uska husband CHHAKKA h aur usko Plastic k Lund se chodta tha....wife- tumne itni bdi baat mujhse chhupai, tumne meri zindgi barbaad kr di.....
husband- baat ko aagey na badhao, maine itne salo me kbi puchha k BUNTY & BABBLI Plastic k Lund se kaise paida ho gye? 😛

Funny adult classroom joke

Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti :
MADAM : shor mat karo nahi to khadda kar dungi..
Bachhe:pehele mera..pehele mera..pehele mera..
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Father and son Adult hindi joke

Beta-Papa, Ye "Sex" kya hota hai ?

Santa thinks oye bahenchod ye kya puch liya bete ne, par batana to padega.

Aftr that he says- Beta, sex me hum ladki k kapde utarte hai fir apane kapde utarte hai, fir ladki ko pas me late hai uske boobs dabate hai fir vo hamara lund chusti hai, fir hum uski gand me ungal karte hai, fir tel laga k ladki ki chut me lund dal k hum lund ander bahar karte hue use chodte hai.

Ye hota hai sex.

Beta- Admission form me kya likhu?
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Funny adult comment jokes

GIRLS put makeup, lots of creams , sexy perfumes & they make the best hairstyle EVER.
.
.
Finally guys look at them and say:
.
.
BHENCHOD GAAND DEKH SAALI KI .... !

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Girl and boy hindi sms joke

Boy: Tu kitne baje uthti hai?

Girl: Apna koi time nahi hai. Jab dil kare so jaati hoon, aur jab dil kare uth jaati hoon

Boy: Naughty! Tu bilkul mere LODE pe gayi hai..

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Customer and shopkeeper adult hindi joke


Customer- bhai saheb dettol sabun hai?

Dukandaar (lauda khujlate huye)- haan hai.

Customer- to behen k lode, us se haath dho ke 1 kilo cheeni dede.

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TATA ko ab pata chala ki
NANO CAR Me 2 Problems hai..
1. Pregnant Woman andar nahi aa sakti.
And
2. Car ke andar Normal Woman Pregnant nahi ho sakti..!
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Doct.-Mareez ko Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isey bacha lete.

SANTA-bhenchod, aadhe ghante pehle to acident hua, fir 1 ghanta pehle kya hospital gaand marvane laate?
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Girl and boy funny adult jokes

Girl (During sex): Nahi ye galat hai
Boy: But I Luv U
G: Fir b galat hai
B: Hum shaadi kar lenge
G: abe chutiye jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai..😛
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Funny teacher and student jokes
Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha,
Madam: 'Translate This Sentence In Hindi - Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees'
Munni Sharmate Hue: 'Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye'

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Funny doctor aand sardar adult hindi joke

Jale hue boobs lekar Sardarni hospital me admit hui
Dr: kaise jal gaye
Sardarni: KAMINE
Tune hi to kaha tha
Bacche ko dudh pilane se pehle
NIPPAL UBAL lena!

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funny petrol pump joke

Petrol Ke Badte Rate Ko Dekhte Hue Ek News Channel Walo Ne Report Di:
Aaj Ke Bad Petrol Pump Par Adult Movies Chala Karengi
Taki Aap Petrol Bharvate Hue Usi Time Pe Kisi Aur Ko Bhi Chudte Dekh Sako ......
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Nawab and koth funny hindi joke

Nawab Saab Kothe pe Gaye,
Dalte Hi Leak Ho Gaya.
Tawayaf Adab Se Boli-
Huzur Ne Q Taklif Uthai.??
Chammach Me Nikal K
Bhijwa Diya Hota,
Hum Izzat Se Andar Daal Lete....

Funny hindi sms jokes

Arz kiya hai.. Rok do mere janaaze ko
ab mujhme jaan aa rahi hai
aage se thoda right le lo ,
daru ki dukaan aa rahi ha

This is funny hindi poem for drinking wine

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Santa And his Wife Funny Hindi Sms Joke

Banta was in the bathroom for a long time. His wife shouted: "Did you find the shampoo?"
he answered, "Yes,i but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine. So now I am waiting for my hair to dry before I can use it!"..Bolo Ta ra ra ra GM
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King And Dancer Funny hindi jokes Sms

Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke Darbar
mein dance kar rahi thi..
.
(Raja bahut Bad-Surat tha)
.
Ladki ne Raja se Ek Sawal ki Ijajat
maangi...
.
Raja ne Kaha,'Puccho.'
.
Ladki ne kaha,'Jab Khuda Husn
Taqsim kar raha
tha,Tab Aap
kahan the..??
.
Raja ne ghussa na kiya, balki
Muskurate huey
Kaha,'Jab TUM
Husn ki line me khadi husn le rahi
thi,
.
Toh main Kismat ki Line me khada
Kismat le raha tha....
.
Aur Aaj Tujh Jaisi Husn Waliya'n
meri gulam ki
tarah Nach Rahi hai..
.
Isi Liye Shayar Khoob Kehta hai,
.
"Husn na maang Naseeb maang
Ae Dost, Husn Waale to Aksar
Naseeb Walo ke
Gulam hua Karte hai.

Husband wife joke on Drunker

Wife: Look at that Drunker!
Hubby: Who is he ?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected..
.
.
Hubby: Oh My God,
He is still Celebrating..

Tchr : Murgiyo ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ?
Sardar ka Asardaar reply : Sir, agar murgiyo🐓 ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na.

Pappu And Teacher joke

Teacher- Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha?
Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG.
Teacher- Aur doosra ?

Pappu- doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga .....Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh!!!!

Santa Banta Funny Joke

Santa- Chicken to bahut badhiya bana hai par thoda ajib sa taste kyu hai?
Banta- banate hue murge ki tang jal gayi thi....
Toh maine SOFRAMYCIN laga di.




Amir khan ghajni movie jokes

ALL Happy Husbands Behave Like Amir Khan In Ghajini -
Biwi Ki Sunte Hain,
Samajhte Hain,
Aur.
15 Minute Ke Baad Sab BhooL Jaate Hain... __________________________________Santa- Teri aur bhabhi ki jodi to "Ram-Sita" ki jodi hai.

Banta- Kahan yaar!! Na to ye dharti me samati hai, na hi ise koi Raavan le jata hai...!
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What a Great New Generation it is!!
5 year old son was crying.
Dad came & asked
Why are you crying ? Tell me I'm your friend naa..

Son: Kuch nahi yaar.. Zara sa Horlicks kya nahi piya, teri ITEM bhadak gayi !!!

Parlok mein rajiv gandhi ko achanak hansi aa gai,
indira gandhi ne puchha: kya hua?I
Rajiv: sonia se shadi maine ki par bhugat manmohan singh raha hai.!😀😀😀lolz lolz ongoing smile hunt by desi singles app



Funny Rajnikanth Liner Quotes



Rajni is back with new hits:

When Rajnikant was a Student…!!!
Teachers use to Bunk the classes....

Rajnikant purchased a road roller…
Guess why??????
To Iron his Clothes..

Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue And Birds returned grains they took last year as well......

Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"....

Rajnikant can produce fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes..

Rajnikant runs until treadmil gets tired..

In the back cover of "WORLD RECORD BOOKS" its written..all records are held by rajnikant..listed names are second in place..

Rajnikant addeD facebook as his friend..

Once rajnikant was on hot seat in KBC...and computer needed to choose the questions.

Rajnikant can whistle in 5 diff languages..

If rajni's PC hangs..its time for next Windows release by microsoft....

Bestum Best.....

Rajnidada can send WHATSAPP from a roadside PCO..



Funny adult hindi jokes

Bf wanted 2 hav sex,
but ashamed of his small penis.
He brought his GF in a dark place n Placed his penis in GF's hand
GF :No thanx I DON'T SMOKE ! & bidi to bilkul bhi nahi

Boyfriend And his Smallnis joke in hindi

Sharabi Buys condom hindi joke

Ek Sharabi Pharmacy ki
dukaan mein enter hotey hi Zor se cheekha:
5 Condom de Oye...

Dukanwala: Sir !!! Zara Tameez se baat kijiye naa

Sharabi ne apni Jeans ki Zip Kholi, aur bola:
"Mere Shehzaday ke liye 5 sherwani dikhaaiye plz ..!!!

Maths Teacher ,Dinesh And Lollipop Funny hindi jokes

Maths Teacher -Dinesh tere pas 6 Lollipop hai..

2 Neha ne chus liy,
3 Pooja ne,
1 Priya ne..

Toh tere pas kitne bacha..

Dinesh: "Lawda bacha! Wo AAP chooslo....

Girlfriend Boyfriend Funny Hindi Adult joke

Girl to Boyfriend:
Tum Boys Jab susu karte ho to Uske Baad Apna Woh Q Hilate ho?

BF: Hum Usko Ye Yaad Dilate H Ki- Jaag laude, Tere Jeevan Ka Uddesh Sirf Mutna Nahi Hai . ...


Girl And Boy Joke On condom

Girl-kal mai tumhare liye rakhi layi thi. tumne bandhwai q nahi..?
Classic ans
boy-agar kal mai tere liye condom lau to kya tu thokne degi..????
baaaaat karti hai..

Doctors Son Funny Adult hindi sms joke

Golu- Tera baap doctor hai, fir bhi tu beemar
ho gaya..
Kitne sharam ki baat hai....

Molu- Bhenchod tera baap Condom bechta hai, fir
bhi tu paida hua na chutiye.....:

Adult Joke types of Penis funny sms joke

This made his wife and daughter mad.
So d daughter said--Mom, how many kinds of 'penises' are there??

The mother smiled and answered-- 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.?In his 20's, his penis is like an oak 🌳tree, mighty and hard? In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.?
After his 50's, it is like a Christmas🌲 Tree.'?

Daughter-A Christmas tree🌲?
Mom-'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls🍒 are just for decoration...............................

Baap: Beta tumhen kaisi BV chahiye ?

Beta: Papa jo raat ko Pari ki tarah aaye

or

subah chup chaap chali jaye.

Baap: Fudi deya !

O Pariyan nai....

Gashtiyan
hondiyan ne....

Must Read hindi Joke

Darling: Sex mein meri kaun si chij sabse achchi lagi. ?Mrs pappu : Khansi
Jab aap l##d dal kar non stop
khanste ho to kasam se itna maja
aata hai bayan nahi kar sakti.

Rajnikanth PJs And one liner funny Quote

People Update Status Via
BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad,
Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status
Via Calculator...

Rajnikanth's Dog funny Quote

Rajnikanth's dog's house has
a signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Sawdhan!

Rajnikanth And Race Funny One Liner

Once Rajnikant Decided To Race
With Time.. & The Result Is
Time Is Still Running
Galileo used 'Lamp' to
Study, Graham bell used
'Candle' to study,

Funny Joke How RajniKanth Completed His Study

Shakshpeare studied in 'Street
lights' But .....
Do u know about
Rajnikant......????
Only Agarbatti
When Rajnikant was a student!

You can't guess this one...

Rajnikanth And Statue of Liberty Funny hindi joke

Teachers used to bunk!
While playing once Rajnikant
said "statue" to a girl... Now
that Statue is know as "Statue
of Liberty"

Once Rajnikant was playing
cricket in the monsoons....

and .... The rain was cancelled
due to the match.

One day Rajnikant gone 4
morning walk & in afternoon
police arrstd him..

Role Of Rajnikanth in indias freedom hindi humour

WHY? Bcoz he reachd USA
witout visa
Why did british leave India in
1947? Bcoz. they came to know
Rajnikant was going to be born
in 1948...

This Msg. is being Sent in the
Interest of Humanity-"Guys
Please Stop making Jokes on
Rajnikant or else he will
Delete the INTERNET...
Yanna Rascala.. Mind It!! RAJNIKANT UNLIMITED

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