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Santa Ek Din Rat Ko 10-15 Gulaab Ke Phool Leke Ghar Aya
Jaisi Hi Biwi Ne Ye Dekha To Biwi Khushi Ke Maare Sare Kapde Utar Ke Nangi Hoke Bed Pe Let Gayi
Santa: “Kyu Sali, Ghar Mein Flowerpot Nahi Hai Kya?“
Ek ladki raste pe akeli jaa rahi thi..
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Ek ladka bola:"ghar tak lift chahiye kya.. ??
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Ladki:"bhag saale, 3 din se lift le rahi hu,
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Ab tak ghar nahi pahunchi..:p:D
Hahaha...jo Samajh Gaye wo Like Thoko.

Santa And his wife funny hindi joke

Giving lift to a girl funny hindi adult joke

What is tension ?.............
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1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift
mangi...
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Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho
gayi...
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aap use hospital le gaye....
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Doctor bola : 'Mubarak ho aap
baap banne wale he'..
Lo ho gayi tension............
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Aap bole me iska Baap nahi hu,
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Ladki boli yahi iska baap he.
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Aur tension!........
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Police aayi aur apka medical check
up hua.......
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Report aaya K aap to kabhi baap
ban hi nahi sakte....
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Saala aurr tension!...
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Aapne Thank god kaha aur bahar
aa gaye....
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Fir yaad aaya ghar me do bacche
he wo kiske he ?
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REAL TENSION..

Funniest hindi joke on innocent santa

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish
ho jaati...
Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan
ka shukrya kiya
aur dukaan se surf lene gaya...
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Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal
garajney lagey...
Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar
ke bola...
"kidhar..??
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mai to biscuit lene aaya hu...

Funny husband and wife joke on remarrige

Why husbands avoid questions!
WIFE : What would you do if i died ?
Would you get married again ?
Husband : No...
Wife : Why not ?
Don't you like being married ?
Husband : Of course i do.
Wife : Then why wouldn't you remarry ?
Husband : Ok, ok, i'd get married again...
Wife : Would you live in our house with your
new Wife...?
Husband : Yes, it's a great house.
Wife : Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband : Yes, its almost new, dear .
Wife : Would you give her my jewelry ?
Husband : No..
I am sure she would want her own..
Wife : Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband : No, her size is '5'
Wife : silence.
Husband : 'shiiit'...!!! :c

Funny teacher and punjabi student joke in hindi

Teacher
Panjabi Student Se:
Beta Aap ki Complain ai hai k ap Galiyan Bohat Detey ho.?

Student:
Lora Mera,
Sir kisi Randi k Bachy ne Jhoot Bol kr apni Maa Chudwai hai,
Sir Ap Bhi Lun ho,
Logon ki Batoon Mai Aa kr Chootiya Ban Jatey ho. .
Teacher:
Uth Teri Pain Nu Lun
Phuddi deya.

Father mother and son funny conversation hindi sms joke


Papa: "Whom you like more Mamma or Papa? "

Kid: "Both "

Papa: "No, tell me one?"

Kid: "Both "

Papa: "If I go to America and your Mother go to Paris, where will you go? " Kid: "Paris "

Papa: "It means you like your Mother. "

Kid: "No, cuz Paris is beautiful than America. "

Papa: "If I go to Paris and your Mother goes to America, so where will you go ?"

Kid: "America "

Papa: "Why ?"

Kid: "Paris to ghum aaye na papa! "

Papa: "Bada kamina ha tu sale.

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Santa And Interviewer funny Hindi sms joke

Santa and Maggi!
Santa se interview mein pucha gaya:
Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko PM bana diya jaye toh aap kya
karenge.....??
Santa: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge.
Interviewer: Why....??
Santa: 2 Minute mein toh sirf Maggi ban sakta hai..
Interviewer: Agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye....??
Santa: Hum 5 saal ke liye PM nahi banenge.
Interviewer: Why....??
Santa: Itni Maggi kaun khayega...?

Funny sms joke Happiest moment on facebook


That happiest moment On Facebook.
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When you are fighting on some one's
status and your friends support u by
liking ur comments 1 by 1 Especially female friend

Funny Hindi Poem on Falling in Love And Breakup

After falling in love: "JEENEY laga hun...
pehle se jyada!!"
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After BREAK- UP : "PEENEY laga hun...
pehle se jyada!!!!

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Funny facebook Jokes

I logout from FB (reason:"i'm bored)
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After 5 min- I sign in(reason:" i'm bored).

Ladies First:Funny Hindi Joke On Lovers Sucide

2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki..
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Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Close Her Eyes
& Returnd..
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Boy In Air Opened Parashute& Said Mujhe
Pata Tha Chudail Tu
Nahi
Kudegi..
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From that day onwards people
started saying LADIES FIRST..

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Funny Hindi joke Quote from tarak mehta ka olta chasma

Duniya ki best "MAA" to har
bete ke paas
hoti hai,
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Lekin pata nahi duniya ki best
"BIWI"
Padosi ke paas hi kyu hoti hai.. ??
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True Lines Said By The Great
Philosopher
"JETHALAL GADA"

Why Indian Grls r Not Gud In Sports
Coz
Only 10% r Playing Hockey, Chess
& 90% r Busy With BF
Jaanu Ye
Jaanu Wo
Jaan Le Lo Jaanu Ki.

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Funny clean girlfriend and boyfriend joke

Girl: Wat u think about our luv?
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boy:Try to count the stars in the sky.
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Grl: wow..It's infinite?
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boy: No darling! It's waste of time..

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Funny poem on bollywood movie names and relaton with diseases

BIMARI in bollywood style:-
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1. Jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar
dhuwaa chale= FEVER
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2. Tarap tarap k is dil se Aah nikalti rahi= HEARTATTACK.
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3. Biri jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma
bari aag hai= ACIDITY
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4.tujhme rab dikhta hai yara main
kya karun= MOTIYABIND.
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5.tujhe yad na meri ayi kisi se
ab kya kehna= MEMORY LOSS.
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6. Mann dole mera tann dole= MIRGI
&
THE Best one,
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... 7.juda hoke B, tu mujhme
kahin baaki hai= LOOSE MOTION

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Santa banta and makan malik funny hindi sms joke

Santa: Uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai..
Banta: Soja soja makan girega to
Makan malik ka girega
Apne baap ka kya jata ha

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Funny hindi poem on rain(Romantic Poem)

Use barish achi lagti h
Or mujhe barish me wo

Mujhe wo achhi lagti h,
pr use koi or

Isliye bhaad me jaye BAARISH
Or bhaad me jaye wo
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Dada and pota funny hindi jokes

Grandfather and grand son joke in hindi

Dadaji-Beta Zara Mere Daant Lana
Pota-Lekin Abhi Roti To Paki Nahi Hai..!
Dadaji-Abe, Roti Ko Mar Goli Samne
Wali Budiya Smile De Rahi Hai

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