Funny Girlfriend and boyfriend jokes in Hindi

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girlfriend  and boy friend were chatting on Facebook
girlfriend : plz stay up just a little longer? I really want to talk to
you :)

boyfriend : No, sorry i gotta go
girlfriend : Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssse?

boyfriend : No! My mom said if i don't go to sleep now she'll
come down here and bash my head on the keyboaryujehs
ndbhujidcbfnekd !

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Sardar Ji Jokes in Hindi

Here a Unique collection of sardar ji  jokes is being presented in hindi .These Jokes are sololy for entertainment purpose. Jokes does not Aim to malify the image of any person or things.

Funny Sardar Image Jokes

 

Funny Sardar ji And madrasi joke in hindi

A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a Sardar were doin= construction work on the 20th floor of a building. They were having lunch.
Gujju opened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla ! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.
The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, and said, Idli Sambhar again! If I get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."
The Sardar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get a parontha one more time, I'm jumping too"
The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death.
The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.
The Sardar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Madrasi's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa! I didn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Sardar's wife.
The Sardar's wife said, "Don't look at me. He made his own lunch every day."
Funny Hindi joke Sardar as a shopkeeper
Sardar: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha Do.
SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Don?
Sardar: Abay! Hawai Jahaz Me Jany Ki Kya Zarurat Hai,
Yahi pe Dikha Do.
Sardar and child funny hindi joke
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:

Sardar and his Boss funny joke in hindi



Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet


Thief and sardar funny hindi sms joke


Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.
Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho,
Sardar: bagne do charger tu mere pass hai.



Girl on sardar shop with broken shoes funny hindi joke


Aik sardar ka boot phat gya usne Boot mochi ko
Diya aor kha k es ko aisa siyo k Shakal nazar aaye,
Mochi ne boot mein Shisha laga dia.
1 larki sardar ki shop pe aaye to sardar ne boot us ki taango k neechay kia
aor kha k ap ne neela underwear pehna hai,
Larki heraan ho gai. Next day wo Red underwear pehn gai to sardar ne phir bta dia
3rd day wo underwear pehn kar nahi aaye, jaisay he sardar ne boot rakha to bola :
"oo tohadi pehn nu boot feir paat gya"



Sardar took bank loan mast hindi indian joke





Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar car khrid lya but bank ka lon wapas na kar saka.
magar Bank walo ne car wapas lalya.
Sardar:agar pata huta to shadi be bank ke lon se karta.



masala hindi sardar joke


Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.
1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?
Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol



Desi sardar ji joke in hindi


Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.


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Latest Rahul Gandhi Jokes in Hindi And English

Rahul Gandhi jokes on Torning The Ordinance



Rahul Gandhi: Moma I have torned and completly distroyed the bill.
Sonia : naughty boy  you still plays with papers...

Rahul gandhi:- mumy maine ordinance bill phad diya..
Sonia :Shaitan ladke tumhari abhi bhi kagaj se khelne ki aadat nhi.....

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Rahul Gandhi jokes on his speeches

Rahul gandhi in a speech:- Many years ago Slogan of congress party was We will eat half bread and make congress to win.
Now Rahul gandhi says- We will eat 2-3 breads And make congress to win.
WTf: after sixty years of congress leader common man in india is to feed full diet.


Rahul gandhi ke bhashan jokes in hindi

Rahul gandhi ek bhashad me : Kayi sal pahle congrss ka nara tha aadhi roti khayenge congress ko jitayenge;
Now rahul gandhi says :2-3 roti khayenge congress ko jitayenge kya bhaiyaa 60 salo ke shasan ke bad congress bhar pet khane bhi nahi degi kya?




funny joke on rahul gandhi:how he is how he is increasing foreign investment in india

Media reporter to rahul:- sir what you to attract foreign investment in india.
Rahul gandhi :Actually these days i'm trying to be more funny to attract foreign investment in entertainment industry related to rahul gandhi jokes, rahul gandhi funny videos, rahul gandhi funny pictures media is also getting alot trm by rahul gandhi funny movements.


Rahul gandhi joke On his support to gays

Rahul gandhi :- Mom aapki wajah se meri shadi nahi ho rahi.
Sonia: Beta kyo?
Rahul; gandhi :Har tarf to likha dikhayi deta hai sonia ko Bahumat (BAHU MAT)  do.















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Richa Chadhha, Preeti Jangiyaani and Diana Penty are
 relatives
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 by their surname.

 

Funny Rakhi Sawant jokes in hindi

 
 
Reporter: “What is your qualification?”
 Rakhi Sawant: “Zyaada Nahi.. Bas Inter-Course Kiya Hai…!!“
.......................................

Once Rakhi  goes to Insurance Office

Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.
 Insurance Agent: Sorry Madam, We do not insure Public Property

 

 Imraan Hashmi jokes in hindi

American: Hamare paas MADONA,
 JULIA,BRITNEY jaise Item
 BOMB hai…. tumhare paas
 kya hai?
 Indian: Hamare paas
 IMRAN HASMI jaise
 BOMB DEFUSER hai!!!
 


Himesh reshamiya jokes in hindi

Himesh Reshamiya ka kutta ghar
 se bhag gaya
 dusre kutto ne pucha
 tu q bhaga ?
 Kuta : sala raat ko gane ki
 practice khud krta hai, subha log
 mujhe marte the….



Funny Things about bollywood movie and bollywood heroes

•अगर आप गुण्डों (या बिके हुए पुलिसवालों) के कब्ज़े में हैं, और वे आपको बेरहमी से पीट रहे हैं, आपके चेहरे पर दर्द दिखाई नहीं देगा, हालांकि आपकी प्रेमिका जब डिटॉल से आपका घाव साफ करेगी, आपका चेहरा दर्द से विकृत हो उठेगा.

 •कोई भी जासूस किसी भी बड़े केस को (ड्रग लॉर्ड्स या आतंकवादियों से जुड़े) उसी स्थिति में हल कर सकता है, जब वह सस्पेन्ड किया जा चुका हो..

 •अगर आप कभी भी चलती सड़क पर नाचने का इरादा बनाएं, तो ‘लोग क्या कहेंगे’ से न घबराएं, क्योंकि आप जिससे भी मिलेंगे, उसे भी वही स्टेप्स आते होंगे, और वह आपके साथ नाचेगा…
 


Hero And Director :Funny Bollywood movie joke in Hindi
 


Film director ne hiro se kaha - tumko 100 fit ki uchai se swiming pool me chhalang lagani hai.
Hero- lekin mujhe tairna nahi ata,mai dub jaunga.
Director- chinta wali koi baat nahi hai, pool me pani nahi hai.


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fUNNY jokes in english

Teacher: If I give you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have?
AKPOS: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many will you have?
AKPOS: Seven.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I give you 2apples, and another 2 apples and another 2 apples, howmany will you have?...
AKPOS: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have?
AKPOS: Seven!!!
Angry Teacher: Where did you get ur seven from?
AKPOS: (Angrilly!) Because I already hav 1 cat in my Home!

Funny Inspirational story in Hindi

 
Ek tha Bhagwan..... Ek tha
Shaitan.....
.
.
Dono mein jab jhagda hua toh...
bahut hua Nuksaan.
.
. Dono ne milkar samasya ka
nikala ek samadhan.
.
.
Ek khilona banaya aur uska naam
rakha INSAAN.
.
. Shaitan ne apni taaqatein
di..... Krodh, Ghamand
aur Jalan.
.
.
Bhagwan ne apne ansh diye.....
Pyaar, Daya aur
Sammaan, .
.
Bhagwan se muskurakar bola fir
shaitan.
.
.
Na tera Nuksaan..... Na mera
Nuksaan. .
.
Tu Jeetey ya Mein Jeetu,
.
.
HAAREGA INSAAN. .
.
Aur isiliye kehte hai ...
.
Koi Toote To Use Sajana
Seekho ...
Koi Roothe To Use Manana
Seekho ...
Rishte To Milte Hain Mukaddar
Se ...
Bas
Unhe Khoobsurti Se Nibhana
Sikho..

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