fUNNY jokes in english

Teacher: If I give you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have?
AKPOS: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many will you have?
AKPOS: Seven.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I give you 2apples, and another 2 apples and another 2 apples, howmany will you have?...
AKPOS: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have?
AKPOS: Seven!!!
Angry Teacher: Where did you get ur seven from?
AKPOS: (Angrilly!) Because I already hav 1 cat in my Home!

Funny Inspirational story in Hindi

 
Ek tha Bhagwan..... Ek tha
Shaitan.....
.
.
Dono mein jab jhagda hua toh...
bahut hua Nuksaan.
.
. Dono ne milkar samasya ka
nikala ek samadhan.
.
.
Ek khilona banaya aur uska naam
rakha INSAAN.
.
. Shaitan ne apni taaqatein
di..... Krodh, Ghamand
aur Jalan.
.
.
Bhagwan ne apne ansh diye.....
Pyaar, Daya aur
Sammaan, .
.
Bhagwan se muskurakar bola fir
shaitan.
.
.
Na tera Nuksaan..... Na mera
Nuksaan. .
.
Tu Jeetey ya Mein Jeetu,
.
.
HAAREGA INSAAN. .
.
Aur isiliye kehte hai ...
.
Koi Toote To Use Sajana
Seekho ...
Koi Roothe To Use Manana
Seekho ...
Rishte To Milte Hain Mukaddar
Se ...
Bas
Unhe Khoobsurti Se Nibhana
Sikho..

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