Sardar Ji Jokes in Hindi

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Funny Sardar ji And madrasi joke in hindi

A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a Sardar were doin= construction work on the 20th floor of a building. They were having lunch.
Gujju opened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla ! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.
The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, and said, Idli Sambhar again! If I get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."
The Sardar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get a parontha one more time, I'm jumping too"
The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death.
The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.
The Sardar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Madrasi's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa! I didn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Sardar's wife.
The Sardar's wife said, "Don't look at me. He made his own lunch every day."
Funny Hindi joke Sardar as a shopkeeper
Sardar: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha Do.
SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Don?
Sardar: Abay! Hawai Jahaz Me Jany Ki Kya Zarurat Hai,
Yahi pe Dikha Do.
Sardar and child funny hindi joke
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:

Sardar and his Boss funny joke in hindi



Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet


Thief and sardar funny hindi sms joke


Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.
Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho,
Sardar: bagne do charger tu mere pass hai.



Girl on sardar shop with broken shoes funny hindi joke


Aik sardar ka boot phat gya usne Boot mochi ko
Diya aor kha k es ko aisa siyo k Shakal nazar aaye,
Mochi ne boot mein Shisha laga dia.
1 larki sardar ki shop pe aaye to sardar ne boot us ki taango k neechay kia
aor kha k ap ne neela underwear pehna hai,
Larki heraan ho gai. Next day wo Red underwear pehn gai to sardar ne phir bta dia
3rd day wo underwear pehn kar nahi aaye, jaisay he sardar ne boot rakha to bola :
"oo tohadi pehn nu boot feir paat gya"



Sardar took bank loan mast hindi indian joke





Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar car khrid lya but bank ka lon wapas na kar saka.
magar Bank walo ne car wapas lalya.
Sardar:agar pata huta to shadi be bank ke lon se karta.



masala hindi sardar joke


Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.
1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?
Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol



Desi sardar ji joke in hindi


Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.


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