funny husband wife jokes



After massive demands from all husbands……….
A new app called
“Darr”
is launched for iPhone and Android
You just say..
‘Wife’..
and it closes all websites,
hides all chats,
Shuts down all games,
hide all special folders
and best of all..
puts your wife’s photograph as a wallpaper




If you want to be
Happy with your husband,
Love him Less &
Understand him more !
If you want to be
Happy with your wife,
Love her More &
NEVER try to Understand her !”




Funny husband wife joke in hindi on divorce 


पत्नी: सुनो जी, यदि तुम्हारे बाल ऐसे ही गिरते रहे तो मैं तुम्हें तलाक दे दूंगी पति: ओह भगवान, और मैं बेवकूफ इन बालों को बचाने में लगा था. आज ही गंजा होता हूं भागवान.
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Clean funny hindi husband wife jokes 

पति प्रवचन सुनकर आया और पत्‍‌नी को गोद में उठा लिया । पत्‍‌नी - क्या गुरुजी ने रोमांस करने के लिए कहा है ? पति- नहीं, उन्होंने कहा है कि अपना दुख खुद उठाओ!


Funny hindi dehati joke 

एक युवक गाँव में स्थित अपने ससुराल गया। उसने अपने साले को उपहार स्वरूप इत्र की शीशी दी। साले ने इत्र को अपनी हथेली पर उडेला और चाट डाला। उस युवक को बहुत बुरा लगा। उसने यह बात शिकायत के तौर पर अपने ससुर जी से कही ससुर जी ने कहा, ''बड़ा बेवकूफ है। यूँ ही क्यों चाट गया ? घर में रोटी थी। उसमें चुपड़ कर खाता।

Funny sexy husband wife jokes on suhagrat

 सुहागरात के समय दूल्हे ने अपनी पत्नी को बाँहों में लेते हुए कहा, ''आज से तुम मेरी प्रेरणा, मेरी साधना और मेरी आशा हो।''यह सुनकर दुल्हन पल-भर चौंकी और फिर बोली, ''आज से तुम मेरे राहुल, राकेश और अमन हो।'' 

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Sad shayari in hindi


 Aankho ki Shikayat Hindi sad shayari



Uske liye saari duniya se bagawat ki thi
Yaad aata hai maine bhi mohabbat ki thi
Usko chhod ke haste huye ghar aakar,
Itna roye the ki aankho ne b shikayat ki thi



rota kyun hai pagal dil sad shayari in hindi

Pyar jab milta nahi toh hota hi kyun hain…………
Agar khwab such nahi hote to insaan sota kyu h
Jb yahi pyar aankho ke samne kisi or ka ho jaye
Toh phir yeh pagal dil itnaa rotaa kyun hain…


Pyar karte ho to Izhar kar do Hindi sad love shayari

Pyaar karte ho mujhse to izhaar kar do,
Apni mohabbat ka zikar aaj sare aam kar do
Nahi karte agar pyaar to inkaar kar do,
Ye lo mera masoom dil iske tukde hazar krdo.



sad love shayari khamosh rahne do dil ko

Sirf najdikiyo se mohabbat hua nahi karti,
Fasle jo dilon me ho to fir chahat hua nhi karti
Agar naraz ho khafa ho to shikayat karo hamse
Khamosh rahne se dilo ki duriya mita nhi karti.


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Love shayari jindagi nashe me gujar Jayegi


Jaam pe jaam pine se kya fayda
Shaam ko pee subah utar jayegi
Are 2 boond mere pyar ki pee le,
Zindagi sari nashe me gujar jaygi




Shayri in hindi for love


Gile shikwe na dil se laga lena,
Kabhi maan jana to kabhi manaa lena,
Kal ka kya pata hum ho na ho,
Jab mauka mile thoda has lena aur hasaa dena.


love shayri jine ki vajah love(Muhabbat)

Dukh me khusi ki wajah banti h mohabbat,
Dard me yaado ki wajah banti h mohabbat
Jab kuch b acha nai lagta hume duniya me
Tab humare jine ki wajah banti h Mohabbat


Ajanabi mushafir se pyar love shayari in hindi

Koi teer jesa, jigar ke paar hua hain
Jane kyu dil itna, beqaraar hua hain
Kabhi dekha nahi maine tujhe, Fir bhi
Kyu E Ajnabi es kadar tumse pyar hua h

hindi shayari for first love


Zindagi ka pehla pyaar kon bhulata hain,
Ye phli bar hota h jb koi kisi ko khud se badhkar chahta h…

Uski pasand, uski khwahish me khud ko bhul jata h,
Akele mein uska naam likh likh kar mitata h…

Baat karne se phle sochta h, kya kehna h.,
Baat hone ke baad fir kuch kehna reh jata h..

Hota h itna khoobsurat pehla pyar,
Toh jane kyun aksar adhoora reh jaata h…

Romantic hindi love shayari



ab koyi itna khaas ban jaaye,
Uske bare me hi sochna ehsaas ban jaye
To mang lena khuda se use zindagi k liye,
Isse pahle k wo kisi aur ki saans ban jaaye.


Hindi Love shayari for newly married couple




Tere seene se lagkar, teri aarzoo ban jau,
Teri sanso se milkar, teri khushbu bn jau,

Faasle na rahe koi hum dono ke darmiya,
Main, main na rahu, bas tu hi tu ban jau,

Suni raato ki tanhaiyaan jab satayegi tujhe,
Teri un khamoshiyo ki main guftgu bn jau,

Jaise dilbar ki ho tujh ko tamanna jaana,
Rab kare, main waisi hu-ba-hu ban jaun,

Gustakhi dil ki mere bs itni si hai khawaish,
Teri dhadkano ki main hi justuju ban jaun.

Inspiring Story : Believe in Yourself

Real Life story of self confidence and success

“ Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing & dream while others are wishing” This is the quote that is on my white board that keeps me inspired while on break from school. My goal is to live up to these words and succeed of my goal of becoming a registered nurse. If someone were to tell me I was going to be taking rigorous math and science classes I would have shrugged them and went on with my day. 

I was always afraid to dream because every time I dreamt of a career or a goal I would become disappointed because I knew I had to pass mathematics. I always wanted the easier and softer way out so i would choose careers that had little or no math. As a child growing up without structure and discipline I never learned good study habits so I've gone through life making mistakes and paying the price for them. I have learned from experience to not take things for granted because I took everything and everyone in my life for granted. I have been homeless, in 8 different rehabs and the choices I made lead me down a dark path full of drugs and negative people for the past 8 years. Only by the grace of God have I learned to appreciate every waking moment. Since I have been sober for 2 ½ years now and my life has completely changed, the day I started to believe in god was the turning point in my life. Since I have been sober I have accomplished many goals and have grown spiritually. After I got sober I learned to face my fears with courage. I took pre-algebra during the summer in 9 weeks as oppose to 19 weeks and I aced that class. I could not believe it. I felt like I was on the top of the mountain, i realized at that point I could accomplish anything that I set my mind too.

What I have learned in the past year of being in school is that school is hard work. College is set up for success with all the available resources and that if I really want to succeed I can. I have maintained a cumulative 4.0 GPA for the past year and my goal is to keep this up. I am so grateful to the teachers who made my success possible and all the staff that worked so hard to help me succeed. By the end of next semester I will be done with Statistics. 
I have run into many challenges at school and I have spent every waking moment working towards my goals. I utilize office hours, I ask questions and I keep an open mind. I ask other students their inputs, what they have done to succeed and what I can personally do different. At the beginning of the semester I set a goal for myself. I don’t want an A grade in the class, I want to be the top student in the class. When I set goals such as these I push myself even harder and it helps me to stay focused and determined. School is not a joke and I have never treated it that way, I am so grateful because I have learned my weakness and strengths by facing new challenges every semester. The students and teachers that I interact with have helped me see a side of me that I never knew existed. I believe in myself today and I know I can accomplish anything. 
I have already started preparing for next semester. I am keeping in touch with my teachers and have started to put up the blank calendars on my wall for the spring 2015 semester. I know I need to do all the prepping I can in advance so I can succeed. I know I need some space to center my thoughts, my schedule, and my eating habits and prepare. School is hard work and I've learned that in order to succeed you must prepare and put in the work, every day. I’ve learned from experience to not take things for granted because I took everything and everyone in my life for granted. 
Every semester I give it my all, I don’t ever want to look back at life or my grades and say to myself “I wish I would have done something different”. I push myself and I don’t let anyone or anything get in the way. I go to the tutorial center after class and I stay there until my work is finished. I come home and put at least 5-6 hours in daily every day. I’ve spent a total of 80 hours in math this semester and 82 hours in biology tutorial center, and I come home and study until 10 pm at night. 
I have to work harder than most students because I took a long break and I have had to learn to incorporate study habits and discipline to succeed. College is sacrificing good times with family to study because I know I have a test tomorrow, its coming home right after school and studying more. It’s putting in the work even when I don’t feel like it. But every moment has been worth it, because every time I look at my “A” grade, I smile and say I've earned this and it was hard work. 
I’ve demonstrated leadership and service to the school by taking initiative in helping my peers in my classes as well as in the tutorial by teaching and explaining concepts. I have also scheduled meets up in public places to provide additional help. (I am not getting paid for it as the other tutors in the tutorial center are). I really find joy in helping students that are struggling because I have been in that same predicament and often still find myself struggling every semester but I persevere and I love to share that enthusiasm with others because I know it’s possible to get on the other side.
Submitted by: ravneet k.

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funny desi jokes

funny desi jokes in hindi

Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.


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16 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua

Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

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UNKNOWN CALL-
HE:"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE:"Yes! Who r u?"
HE:"Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!"
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-
HE"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?"
HE-"I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!"
SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!"
HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!"

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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
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Anath Ashram worker kanjoos se:
Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte hain?
Kanjoos: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.
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Ek doctor apne dost se,
yar main soch rha hoon ki yahan clinic khol loon
dost: yar tumhara khyal to acha hai magar yahaan ka qabristan chota hai

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Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha:
What is “Nitrate” ?
Larki sharma k boli:
Sir,
Rs.1500/=
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Desi Hindi Boy: Mein tumare sath shaadi nahi kar sakta. Ghar wale nahi maan rahe.
Desi Hindi Girl: Tumhare ghar mein kon kon hai.
Desi Hindi Boy: Ek biwi aur 2 bachhe.
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Girl after romance,asked her boy friend

Tum itna jaldi kyu thak jate ho,mai to nahi thak ti ???

Boy friend :- Sadak kabhi khatm hoti h kya ??

Hamesha petrol hi khatm hota hai !!!


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sardar and teacher desi joke


TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi?
SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 GOTI. So it called "LANGOTI"..
???


NAUGHTY ENGINEERS..!! funny desi masala joke in hindi


Four Girls took lift in a Car full of
Engineers...

Since no place available, they
sat on each Boys'lap...
.
After 5 minuts...
.
Girl1:"Are you an Electronics & Communication Engineer.. ??
.
Boy1:"How do you know.. ??
.
Girl1:"Your Tower is communicating with my Unreachable Area...

Girl2:"Areyou an IT Engineer.. ??

Boy2:"How do you know.. ??
.
Girl2:"Your Pen drive is trying to
connect with my USB port...

Girl3:"Are you a Mechanical Engineer..??
.
.
Boy3:"How do you know.. ??
.
.
Girl3:"UR Piston is trying to move
into my Cylinder..

Girl4:"Are U a Civil Engineer.. ??
.
Boy4:"How do U know.. ??
.
.
Girl4:"UR Dam has Broken and Flooded my village..


भारतीय पुलिस का शेर पकड़ने का तरीका

न्यूटन का तरीका: शेर को तुम्हारे करीब आने दो। जैसे ही वह तुम्हारे करीब आ जाए, उसे पकड़ लो |
आइनस्टाइन का तरीका: शेर का तब तक पीछा करो, जब तक कि वह थक न जाए। जैसे ही वह थक जाए, उसे पकड़ लो |
भारतीय पुलिस का तरीका: बिल्ली को पकड़ो और उसे तब तक पीटते रहो, जब तक कि वह स्वीकार न कर ले कि वही शेर है



Husband : Main ye roz roz ke condom

Husband : Main ye roz roz ke condom 
lagane ki jhanjhat se pareshan ho 
gaya hoon. 
Wife : To phir tum lamination kyun 
nahi karwa lete!

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Most embarrassing moment for alia Bhatt read interview





What is the most embarrassing moment for celebrity alia bhatt?


Alia bhat asked in a interview about which is the most embarrassing moment for her in life then his answer was he participated in college race without undergarment during race she felt her mistake that was the most embarrassing moment for them.

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