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Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.


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16 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua

Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

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UNKNOWN CALL-
HE:"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE:"Yes! Who r u?"
HE:"Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!"
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-
HE"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?"
HE-"I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!"
SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!"
HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!"

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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
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Anath Ashram worker kanjoos se:
Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte hain?
Kanjoos: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.
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Ek doctor apne dost se,
yar main soch rha hoon ki yahan clinic khol loon
dost: yar tumhara khyal to acha hai magar yahaan ka qabristan chota hai

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Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha:
What is “Nitrate” ?
Larki sharma k boli:
Sir,
Rs.1500/=
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Desi Hindi Boy: Mein tumare sath shaadi nahi kar sakta. Ghar wale nahi maan rahe.
Desi Hindi Girl: Tumhare ghar mein kon kon hai.
Desi Hindi Boy: Ek biwi aur 2 bachhe.
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Girl after romance,asked her boy friend

Tum itna jaldi kyu thak jate ho,mai to nahi thak ti ???

Boy friend :- Sadak kabhi khatm hoti h kya ??

Hamesha petrol hi khatm hota hai !!!


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sardar and teacher desi joke


TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi?
SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 GOTI. So it called "LANGOTI"..
???


NAUGHTY ENGINEERS..!! funny desi masala joke in hindi


Four Girls took lift in a Car full of
Engineers...

Since no place available, they
sat on each Boys'lap...
.
After 5 minuts...
.
Girl1:"Are you an Electronics & Communication Engineer.. ??
.
Boy1:"How do you know.. ??
.
Girl1:"Your Tower is communicating with my Unreachable Area...

Girl2:"Areyou an IT Engineer.. ??

Boy2:"How do you know.. ??
.
Girl2:"Your Pen drive is trying to
connect with my USB port...

Girl3:"Are you a Mechanical Engineer..??
.
.
Boy3:"How do you know.. ??
.
.
Girl3:"UR Piston is trying to move
into my Cylinder..

Girl4:"Are U a Civil Engineer.. ??
.
Boy4:"How do U know.. ??
.
.
Girl4:"UR Dam has Broken and Flooded my village..


भारतीय पुलिस का शेर पकड़ने का तरीका

न्यूटन का तरीका: शेर को तुम्हारे करीब आने दो। जैसे ही वह तुम्हारे करीब आ जाए, उसे पकड़ लो |
आइनस्टाइन का तरीका: शेर का तब तक पीछा करो, जब तक कि वह थक न जाए। जैसे ही वह थक जाए, उसे पकड़ लो |
भारतीय पुलिस का तरीका: बिल्ली को पकड़ो और उसे तब तक पीटते रहो, जब तक कि वह स्वीकार न कर ले कि वही शेर है



Husband : Main ye roz roz ke condom

Husband : Main ye roz roz ke condom 
lagane ki jhanjhat se pareshan ho 
gaya hoon. 
Wife : To phir tum lamination kyun 
nahi karwa lete!

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