Funny girlfriend boyfriend jokes in hindi for whatsapp

B.f to G.f
bf-चलो कार मेँ बैठो
gf- क्योँ
BF-बैठो फिर बताऊँगा लकडी कार मेँ बैठ गई
लडका लडकी को अपने घर ले गया
Bf-Bedrom मेँ चलो
Gf- कयोँ ?
BF:- पहले चलो फिर बताऊँगा
Bf- अब Bed पर लेट जाओ
लडकी:- उडडी बाबा ।
लडका - अब कम्बल औढ लो ;->
लडकी - %-) क्यो ?
लडका कम्बल डालो फिर बताता हुँ :-@
दोनो कम्बल मेँ कम्बल मेँ अँधेरा लडके ने अपना हाथ आगे बढाया और बोला ये देख मेरी रेडियम लाईट वाली घडी.

top 10 adult sms jokes of 2016 to share on whatsapp


Adult sms joke : really funny must read pinto and aunty


Ek Ladka bike se Aunty ko ghar

chhodne ja raha tha.Jab bhi aunty
ke boobs uski peeth se lagte, wo
kehta : “Na pintu na, ye aunty
he.”Ghar pahooch ke Aunty boli :
“Tu kis pintu ke sath baat kar raha
tha?”Ladka sharma ke bola :”aapke
nipples bar bar takra rhe the,, Mera
penis bar bar khada ho raha tha, to
me use samajha raha tha ke pintu
khada na ho, yeh to Aunty
hai.”Aunti boli : “Dhutt pagle,Aunty
to mai teri hu,Pintu ki nahi…. chal
andar”


Adult sms joke :fix your legs and move your ass


What is the difference between riding a bicycle & riding a woman? Riding a bicycle u fix your ass & move your legs. Riding a woman YOU fix ur legs & move YOUR  Ass!

Adult sms joke : man and his wife



Man to wife: Business is bad, if YOU learn TO cook we can remove servant.
Wife: If YOU learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener & watchman


Double meaning jokes : let me kiss your lips


Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
"PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)


Adult sms joke :man and maid making love


A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife'
The maid smiled and said
'i know 'cos the driver always tells me so'


Adult sms joke :quote on girls T-shirt


Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)


Adult sms joke: sardar and Lady wants to go toilet


In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.


Adult sms joke : sleeping together

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)


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Girlfriend boyfrend jokes : break up I'm single again

She: baby nind nahi aa rahi
.
Me: ohh toh ab ?
.
She: baby apni baho me le lo aa jayegi
.
Me: meri baho me chloroform laga hai jo
tujhe osey soongh ke nind aa jayegi..
Natak mat kar so ja chup chap
*Single Again*

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Holi joke : whatsapp admin ki holi

हद है यार
अब ये अफवाह कौन फैला रहा है कि एडमिन साहब इस होली मे...
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Double meaning jokes : girl said water should not go inside

Girl goes TO repair umbrella. Umbrella man says:- Upper cloth has to be removed and rod has to b inserted. Girl says:- Do any thing but water shouldn’t go in !!!

funny jokes in hindi: a collection of Pathan Jokes

Pathan and his wife funny joke in hindi

Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife: Mein nahi bana rahi.
Pathan:Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.



hindi joke Pathan Ka Challange

Pathan ny challange kiya k
Woh minar-e-pakistan ko apne sar par utha kar peshawar ja sakta hai.
Hazaron log ikthay ho gaye...
Pathan bola: bus isey utha kar mere sar par rakho tum...!!


pathan ka sapna khwab unny joke in hindi

Pathan ne oxford universty mein 1st Rank Me Aaya. News channel walu ne pucha..
Ab Aaghe Kya Karoge ?
Pathan : bachpan se ek khwab Dekha Hai apna tandoor Center kholu ga...

hindi  me jokes Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain

1) Bachpan me Dono bhi Khubsurat The.
2) Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote hn
3) Bare ho kr Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte hai.


kutta aur pathan  funny joke in hindi To Main Batata..

Ek Kutta pathan k piche laggaya
Pathan Gussey me Bolta howa bhaga
Khocha agar tere Bap ka Hakumat na hi hota to tujhe Batata???


funny joke pathan after death

Boy : Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy
Pathan : pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
Moral: pathano ko marne k bad B akal nae ati


Pathan Ka Pyar
Pathan (in romantic mood) :Tum meri zindgi ho!!
Wife : aur kaho achcha lag raha hai!!
Pathan : aur LANAT hai aisi zindagi pe!!!!!


Baap Ka Naam ''Google Khan''
Teacher: tumhare baap ka kia naam ha??
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: ye kia naam hoa bhla!!
Pathan: ham jahan marzi hon wo mujhe dhond leta ha....


funny pathan joke on eid mubarak Eid mubarak

Pathan ko gali me para 100 ka note mila,
Jis pe likha tha
“EiD MUBARAK”
Pathan ne chup k se note jeib me rakhte huye kaha
“KHER MUBARAK.


hindi ke chutkale Kangal Pathan

ek Pathan kangal ho gya to us ny apni Bivi se kaha
bachon ko un k nanky bhej do
AuR tum apni ammi k ghar chali jao
Mera Allah malik
Main apny susral chala jata ho

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