Funny girlfriend boyfriend jokes in hindi for whatsapp

B.f to G.f
bf-चलो कार मेँ बैठो
gf- क्योँ
BF-बैठो फिर बताऊँगा लकडी कार मेँ बैठ गई
लडका लडकी को अपने घर ले गया
Bf-Bedrom मेँ चलो
Gf- कयोँ ?
BF:- पहले चलो फिर बताऊँगा
Bf- अब Bed पर लेट जाओ
लडकी:- उडडी बाबा ।
लडका - अब कम्बल औढ लो ;->
लडकी - %-) क्यो ?
लडका कम्बल डालो फिर बताता हुँ :-@
दोनो कम्बल मेँ कम्बल मेँ अँधेरा लडके ने अपना हाथ आगे बढाया और बोला ये देख मेरी रेडियम लाईट वाली घडी.

top 10 adult sms jokes of 2016 to share on whatsapp


Adult sms joke : really funny must read pinto and aunty


Ek Ladka bike se Aunty ko ghar

chhodne ja raha tha.Jab bhi aunty
ke boobs uski peeth se lagte, wo
kehta : “Na pintu na, ye aunty
he.”Ghar pahooch ke Aunty boli :
“Tu kis pintu ke sath baat kar raha
tha?”Ladka sharma ke bola :”aapke
nipples bar bar takra rhe the,, Mera
penis bar bar khada ho raha tha, to
me use samajha raha tha ke pintu
khada na ho, yeh to Aunty
hai.”Aunti boli : “Dhutt pagle,Aunty
to mai teri hu,Pintu ki nahi…. chal
andar”


Adult sms joke :fix your legs and move your ass


What is the difference between riding a bicycle & riding a woman? Riding a bicycle u fix your ass & move your legs. Riding a woman YOU fix ur legs & move YOUR  Ass!

Adult sms joke : man and his wife



Man to wife: Business is bad, if YOU learn TO cook we can remove servant.
Wife: If YOU learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener & watchman


Double meaning jokes : let me kiss your lips


Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
"PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)


Adult sms joke :man and maid making love


A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife'
The maid smiled and said
'i know 'cos the driver always tells me so'


Adult sms joke :quote on girls T-shirt


Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
.
.
.
.
Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)


Adult sms joke: sardar and Lady wants to go toilet


In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.


Adult sms joke : sleeping together

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)


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