23 Funny HD Holi Gif Pictures


radha krishna Blessing decent happy Holi wishing gif






Khushiyon ka overflow cool happy holi wishing Gif picture


R


aur bachao apna huliya awesome holi gif Image



don't Mis It holi Gif Scrap for twitter and facebook








A lot  of wishes Happy holi Gif picture




Holi Gif iamge wishing happy holi to all









 Girls and boy playing holi colurfull holi gif picture





Girls and boy Playing holi in croud Gif pictures






Girls dipping a guy in colour tank funny holi gif picture





A sexy college girl wishing happy holi Gif




Cartoon girl holi wishing Gif








Bura namano holi hai -best politicalj Jokes

Rahul Gandhi Pichkari - ye mummy se pooch kar chalti hai aur isme se paani kam hawa jyada nikalti hai. Company isse yuva logon ki pehli pasand bata rahi hai.

Narendra Modi Pichkari - Zor ki awaz ke sath chalti hai..company ka dava hai iss pichkari ke istemal se desh ki sabhi samasyao ka turant hal ho jayega.

 Arvind Kejriwal Pichkari - Iske sath paani aur rang company free de rahi hai.Company ka daava hai ki ye sabse imandar pichkari hai aur ek bar rang bharne par kam se kam 49 din tak hi chalegi.

Sheila Dixit Pichkari - Ye pichkari Delhi me bikri ke liye bani thi..Par company ka kehna hai Delhi me demand na hone ke kaaran ab ye uttar pradesh me launch ki jayegi. flop ho jane ne k karan up me bhi ise wapas le liya gaya.

Sonia Gandi Pichkari - Ye special pichkari hai jo bina saamne nazar aaye chalti hai..company isse italy se import kar rahi hai.

Digvijay Singh Pichkari - ye bahut khatarnak pichkari hai jo jab chalti hai kuch panga hi karti hai..company ka kehna hai ki iske istemal se hone wale bawal se company ka koi sambandh nahi. Chalane wala sway iska jimmedar hai.

Manmohan Singh Pichkari - iss pichkari me silencer fit hai bina awaz saalon saal chalti hai.
Isak abhi tak Bita version hi market me uplabdh hai company kahti hai ki salo sal testing hone ke ad hi ye launch hogi.

Mamta Banerjee Pichkari - yeh pichkari sab "didi" log ke liye hai..company iske sath "anna" brand rang ka packet free baant rahi hai.

Mayawati Pichkari - yeh pichkari sab "behenji" aur "pichhde/dalit" log ke liye hai..company sath me "haathi" chaap Neela rang free baant rahi hai.Nella rang is pichkari ke sath achhi compatibility deta.

Raj Thakre Pichkari - yeh pichkari sirf mumbai me bik rahi hai aur sirf uttar bhartiyo par chalti hai..company ka kehna hai ki ye sirf marathi maanush ke istemal liye bani hai gair marathi nahi chala sakte.

Lalu Mulayam Paswan Pichkari - ye pichkari sirf muslim logon ke chalane ke liye banayi gayi hai..hinduon ke liye company ne iski bikri par rok laga rakhi hai.







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Awseome former India Prime Minister Atal Bihari Bajpayi  playing Holi Picture




23 Best and Latest Holi sms

Decent Happy Holi sms in english

1. May the colour balloons of Holi scatter happiness ,prosperity and success In Your Life.Wishing You A very Happy Holi



2.Through you are away this Holi you are always with me in my thoughts, thinking You and looking forward to seeing you soon. Happy Holi!






3.From the lanes of Mathura and Vridavana, the colours of Holi have spread all over the world. These colors  carry the message of love, brotherhood, and truth. So whenever you splash Holi colours on somebody, The colours rpresnt yourharmony tothe society. The colours promise the society about being your helpfull and brothering nature.
 Happy Holi !


4.Strengthen the ties in the family
Develop friendship with your neighbours
Express your heartiest feelings
Take the opportunity to achieve all these
Have a meaningful and fulfilling Holi festival!






May god gift u all the colors of life,
colors of joy,
colors of happiness,
colors of friendship,
colors of luv n
all other colors u want to paint in ur life.
Happy Holi


Funny happy holi sms for friends

5.Niklo galiyon mein bana ke Toli,
Bhiga do aaj har ladki ki Jholi,
Muskura de to use bahon mein bhar lo..
Varna nikal lo keh k HAPPY HOLI..!!
Happy Holi

6.Ye jo rango ka tyohar hai,
Is din na hue laal pile to zindagi bekar hai,
Rang lagana to itna pakka lagana,
Jitna pakka tu mera yaar hai.
Happy Holi



7.Gujhia ki mahak aane se pehle,
Rango mein doob jane se pehle,
Holi ka nasha chha jane se pehle,
Kisi aur ka message aa jane se pehle,
Hum aapse kehte hain,
"Happy Holi" sabse pehle





8.Rangoan Ke Tyohar Main
 Rangoan Ki Ho Bharmaar mein,
koi khushi baki na rah jaye aapke sansar me
Holi Mubarak Ho!

9.Fulo Ne Khilna Chhod Diya,
Taro Ne Chamakna Chhod Diya,
Holi Ko Baki Hai 2 Din,
Fir Tumne Abhi Se Q Nahana Chhod Diya.
"Happy Holi"


10.Let the fire of holi burn all your negativity problems and obstacles in your life happy holi!!


Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandni, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar


Gaal gulabi Hai funny Holi sms

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya Gaal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai




Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.
HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?





Lal, gulabi, neela, pila
hathon mein liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni,
kar ke meethi bhent.
HAPPY HOLI



Shayri happy holi sms

Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,
rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli,
aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.


_________ U've
!”–.___.–”! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it…

$$$$$$$$$$
$ H A P P Y $
$- H O L I -$
$$$$$$$$$$
Have a Nice Day!


Holi sms for friends

May god gift u all the colors of life,
colors of joy,
colors of happiness,
colors of friendship,
colors of luv n
all other colors u want to paint in ur life.

Happy Holi



Happy holi wishes in desi style

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
*Happy Holi*


Ascii Happy Holi sms

|”””| |””‘|
| |,/\, | ISH U
|___/\__|___| A VERY VERY…
|”””|__|”””|
| APPY |
|__|”””|___|
“Happy” HOLI in Advance :-) …..

This Holi best wishes and quotes for your loved ones


1. Colourfull holi wishes Quote

Red to Bless you strength
Yellow to fill the energy in you.

White to gift you peace and patience.
Blue to make you shine 
Let the Green bless you renovation 
Wish you a very Happy Holi !

holi best wishes  by  picture

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2.Lovely Holi Wishes Quote

Puranmashi ka Chand,
Chand se uski Chandni Boli,
Khushion se bhare Sabki Jholi,
MUBARAK ho apko pyari HOLI.



holi wishing pictures


3. Holi wishes for girllfriend

A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud,
Just a soft sms is enough to express the heartiest feelings.
Enjoy the festival of Holi with lots of fun an Blessings.


4.Holi wishes for girlfriend

No one can save you from being coloured by me this Holi.
Dont Hard Yourself and holi hard
Once in a year you gets the such a enjoyable moments 
So please, play with me.
I wish you my hearty best wishes for the festival...


5.Holi messages  for friends

Kha K ghujjiya pee ke bhang,
baza k dholak aur mridang
laga k thoda thoda  rang 
khelunga holi tere sang
Wish you a very happy holi!


6.Ascii holi wishing quotes and messages

@=-=-=-=-=@
)) *WISH* ))
// *YOU* //
//* VERY*//
//*HAPPY* //
(( *HOLI* ((

@=-=-=-=-=-@


7.Holi wishing Quotes

Gulaal ka Rang, Gubaaro ki Maar,
Suraj kee Kirne, Khushiyo kee Bahaar,
Chand kee Chandni, Apno ka Pyaar,
Mubaarak ho Aapko Rango ka Tyohaar.
Happy Holi!




8.Decent holi wishing message

A Touch of Green I send to you.
A Drop of blue to cool the hue.

A tinge of red for warmth & 
Zest For a colorful HOLI! 
Happy And Colorful HOLI


9. Holi wishing message

Aise manana Holi ka tyohar
Pichkari se barse sirf pyar.
Ye hai mauka apno se gale mitane ka
To gulal or rang lekar ho jao taiyar


HAPPY HOLI!


10.Holi MINI Poetry wishes quotes

Bana Bana k toli 
Hum khelenge holi
hare Rang se muh rang denge 
Lal rang se choli !
Happy Holi!

Do you know choli ke peeche kya hai? See

Holi wishes in narendra Modi Style

Bhaiyo behno aaj holi hai!
Sabhi logo ko holi ki bahut badhaiyan lekin sabse Mera Anurodh hai ki sabhi log holi khele lekin bar kejriwal ki tarah apna rang na badle.
Bahut bahut Dhanyawad







23 Best And Latest Funny Holi Jokes

Holi is the  festival of fun .In this festival people make a lots of fun with their friends neighbors and colleague's.peoples makes a lots of pranks and fun here we have compiled some best and latest jokes to crack with your friends on this Holi.


Virat And Anushka bura na mano Kohli hai Funny joke

Anushka: ne ek colur filled balloon kohli per de mara ! And Said Bura na mano holi hai
Angry Virat :you stupid ............. . . . . . .
Anshka(sad) :tum itna Gali kyo dete ho
Virat : Bura na maano Kohli hai !





Girl and boy funny Holi Celebration Joke

Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boy-Friend Ko Boli: “Please
Pani Wala Gubbara Mat Fenkna, Main Gili Ho Jaungi”
Ladka: “Achha Aur Khud Jab Tight T-Shirt Pehan Kar Gubbare
Dikhati Hai Tab Socha Hai Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge

 Read Funny joke Whatsapp Admin Ki Holi



Latest CID and Daya funny holy jokes nad Pj


Holi ke Rang C.I.D. me naii Khusiyan laayi hai,
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Holi ke Rang C.I.D. me naii Khusiyan laayi hai,
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Daya Darwaza Kholo Mujhe Poty aayi hai




Best CID and Daya funny  holi Pj

Arz kiya h,
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Holi Ke Din Jee Bhar K Rango se KheLo
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wah-wah
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Holi Ke Din Jee Bhar K Rango se KheLo
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ACP Says- Daya, In Sab K Finger-Print Le Lo. :P



Muh kala karwane funny holi joke


Today was the day when if someone is asked - kahan ja rahe
ho?

And one can proudly say "muh kala karwane" :p




funny holi wishes Play with sardard ki goli

Arz hai
sir me dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli
wah wah
sir me dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli
Mubarak ho apko
Happy Holli
Happy Holli



Best Holi joke:Thank god your son did not born on lohri

ek bar ek friend ne dusre friend se puccha , tune apne bete ka

nam hola kyu rkha hain then second friend said kyki ye holi ke


din paida huaa tha , then first friend said sukr hain ki tera beta lori


k din paida nhi huaa nhi to uska nam l@da hota





 funny name in china Ho Lee -holi joke

Meanwhile somewhere in China, a gentleman by the name 'Ho

Li' is still confused why billions of Indians want him to be Happy.


Make safe your girlfriend funny holi Quote

Happy holi, plzz keep your girlfriends safe, pata chala vo kisi or ki
ho li :D



sardar playing Holi every sunday funny joke

Ek sardar har sunday holi khelta tha. Ek admi ne puchha� sardarji

aap kyun har sunday holi khelte ho?� Sardar bola : maine padha


hai �sunday is a holiday�..............




Height of Rumour :Whatsapp Admin Ki Holi funny joke

Now whois making this rumour that This Holi Our group admin will load their ass hole with colours and make A rainbow in sky  by farting.




Santa was very upset after watching Rang De Basanti
Banta asked, what happened Sante?

Banta- BC rang de basanti mein Holi se related kuch tha hi nahi 

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23 Best whatsapp status Quotes

Whatsapp is most popular social media platform for youngsters as well as elders.We frequently updates our whatsapp  status according to our moods and situations. Hear we have collected best whatsapp statuses according to our moods. You can share these quotes when you needed.

  1. Funny whatsapp status quotes
  2. Romantic whatsapp status quotes
  3. Inspirational whatsapp status quotes
  4. Sad whatsapp status quotes
  5. Attitude whatsapp status quotes
  6. Whatsapp status shayri
  7. cool whatsapp status quotes
  8. whatsapp status to say sorry



Funny Whatsapp status Quotes


Some times we feel very happy and make fun at that time we make pranks and fun.Most of us generally communicate through whatsapp .so here is some of good whatsapp  funny quotes, status and text that you can share to your friends,girlfriends  and anyone.


God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)



Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough ;)

Save paper, don’t do home work.

You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
Share via Whatsapp



Romantic Whatsapp Status Quotes

I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me.



A person who loves you truly will never let you go whatever the situation is.



I could conquer the world with just one hand as long as you were holding the other.



If right now, a smile should appear on your face. It’s because at this very minute, I am thinking of you and I am smiling too.



when I start thinking you are in mind when I end you are still there.



I love my eyes when you look into them I love my name when you say it I love my heart when you love it I love my life when you are in it.



When I tell you I love you I don’t say it out of habit or to start a conversation, I say it to remind you that you’re the best thing that ever happened to me.



distance is just a test to see how far love can travel.



When You enjoys loudly the things those irritates is the biggest pleasure for me.





Inspirational Whatsapp Status Quotes

Count your blessings, not your problems.


Dreams and dedication are a powerful combination.


Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with all your life.


“Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.”


“Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact.








Sad Whatsapp status


Life goes on with or without you! feeling Sad !



A beautiful girl with gorgeous EYES, a hidden world of HURT & LIES. feeling Sad !



Sometimes the person you trust most is the one who trust you the least. Feeling Sad !





BEING IGNORED, worst feeling ever. Feeling Sad !





Life is short, there is no time to leave important words UNSAID.Feeling Sad !





Not sure about virginity but everyone loses their innocence after first love. Feeling Sad !






Never let any body come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them. Feeling Sad !





The worst kind of pain is when you're smiling to stop the tears from falling. Feeling Sad !





I love crying in the rain. because when i do, no one can hear the pain. Feeling Sad !





Every Heart Has A Pain .. Only The Way Of Expression Is Different .. Some Hide It In Eyes While Some Hide In Their Smile. Feeling Sad !


Attitude Whatsapp Status

People who tolerate me on the daily basis! are real heroes in my eye.


Not always 'Available' Try your Luck...


Before you judge me make sure that you're perfect..


People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger...


I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.


Baat unhi ki hoti hai jinmain koi baat hoti hai.



Ham keemat se nahi Kismat se Mila Karte Hai


If You Are Bad Call me Your Dad


Love Me Hate Me ,I just Dont care





Whatsapp status shayri


Meri mohabbat hai woh koi majboori to nahin,
Woh mujhe chahe ya mil jaye, zaroori to nahin,
Yeh kuch kam hai ke basa hai meri saanson mein,
Woh saamne ho meri aankhon ke zaroori to nahin.



Aankhon mein rahaa dil mein utarkar nahin dekha,
Kishti ke musafir ne samandar nahin dekha,
Patthar mujhe kahta hai mira chahne wala,
Main mom hun usne mujhe chhookar nahin dekha!


Tujhme baat he kuch aise hai
Dil na diya tumhe to jaan chali jaayegi.


Tum bohat saal reh liye apne,
Ab mere sirf mere ho ke raho.


Ab To Shayad Hi Mujse Muhabbat Karay Koi
Meri Ankhon Main Tum Saaf Nazar Atay Ho.


Jaan jaunga main khushbu say tumhari tum ko 
Tum peechay say meri aankhon ko chupaya karna

Cool Whatsapp Status Quotes


Smile, it’s free therapy.

The sun is new each day.

If you would be loved, love, and be loveable.

I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.

The first wealth is health.


You may delay, but time will not.


Best Whatsapp Status to Say Sorry


To say SORRY sometimes  is the most difficult task on earth But its the method  to save the our valuable relationship.As we know whatsapp is the best platform to communicate and express your views so hear is some of the whatsapp status and quotes to express sorry.



I am really sorry Sometimes I get possessive & overreact. It is only because There is A Bigger Chance Of ME Losing YOU Than You losing me.




I have learned that sometimes SORRY is not enough. You actually have to change yourself. I feel I will try to be good.



The day I knew that My actions hurt you My huear is full of conviction I'm feeling really miserable sorry please be my friend again !



Dear ..... I really never intend to hurt you.If Any how my action made you hurt then I really feel sorry.


Dear.... As you know Nobody is perfect in this world.So that me .I know that i had made mistake but my intention was not that I really feel sorry please forgive me.


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