23 Best And Latest Funny Holi Jokes

Holi is the  festival of fun .In this festival people make a lots of fun with their friends neighbors and colleague's.peoples makes a lots of pranks and fun here we have compiled some best and latest jokes to crack with your friends on this Holi.


Virat And Anushka bura na mano Kohli hai Funny joke

Anushka: ne ek colur filled balloon kohli per de mara ! And Said Bura na mano holi hai
Angry Virat :you stupid ............. . . . . . .
Anshka(sad) :tum itna Gali kyo dete ho
Virat : Bura na maano Kohli hai !





Girl and boy funny Holi Celebration Joke

Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boy-Friend Ko Boli: “Please
Pani Wala Gubbara Mat Fenkna, Main Gili Ho Jaungi”
Ladka: “Achha Aur Khud Jab Tight T-Shirt Pehan Kar Gubbare
Dikhati Hai Tab Socha Hai Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge

 Read Funny joke Whatsapp Admin Ki Holi



Latest CID and Daya funny holy jokes nad Pj


Holi ke Rang C.I.D. me naii Khusiyan laayi hai,
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Holi ke Rang C.I.D. me naii Khusiyan laayi hai,
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Daya Darwaza Kholo Mujhe Poty aayi hai




Best CID and Daya funny  holi Pj

Arz kiya h,
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Holi Ke Din Jee Bhar K Rango se KheLo
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wah-wah
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Holi Ke Din Jee Bhar K Rango se KheLo
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ACP Says- Daya, In Sab K Finger-Print Le Lo. :P



Muh kala karwane funny holi joke


Today was the day when if someone is asked - kahan ja rahe
ho?

And one can proudly say "muh kala karwane" :p




funny holi wishes Play with sardard ki goli

Arz hai
sir me dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli
wah wah
sir me dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli
Mubarak ho apko
Happy Holli
Happy Holli



Best Holi joke:Thank god your son did not born on lohri

ek bar ek friend ne dusre friend se puccha , tune apne bete ka

nam hola kyu rkha hain then second friend said kyki ye holi ke


din paida huaa tha , then first friend said sukr hain ki tera beta lori


k din paida nhi huaa nhi to uska nam l@da hota





 funny name in china Ho Lee -holi joke

Meanwhile somewhere in China, a gentleman by the name 'Ho

Li' is still confused why billions of Indians want him to be Happy.


Make safe your girlfriend funny holi Quote

Happy holi, plzz keep your girlfriends safe, pata chala vo kisi or ki
ho li :D



sardar playing Holi every sunday funny joke

Ek sardar har sunday holi khelta tha. Ek admi ne puchha� sardarji

aap kyun har sunday holi khelte ho?� Sardar bola : maine padha


hai �sunday is a holiday�..............




Height of Rumour :Whatsapp Admin Ki Holi funny joke

Now whois making this rumour that This Holi Our group admin will load their ass hole with colours and make A rainbow in sky  by farting.




Santa was very upset after watching Rang De Basanti
Banta asked, what happened Sante?

Banta- BC rang de basanti mein Holi se related kuch tha hi nahi 

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